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Old 08-09-2011, 09:45 AM   #1
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Doing it in the dark (joke)

Claire was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they always have sex in the dark.

Hoping to rid him of his inhibitions, during a passionate evening she flipped on her reading lamp and was shocked to find a cucumber in his hand.

"Is this what you have been using on me for the past 8 years?" she exclaimed.

"Honey, let me explain?." he pleaded.

"You impotent, sneaky, Son of a Bitch!" she screamed.

"Speaking of sneaky!" he interjected, "Perhaps you'd care to explain our two children!!"

...and that's when the fight started. ♥
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Old 08-09-2011, 09:55 AM   #2
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Kinda funny
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Old 08-09-2011, 10:02 AM   #3
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not bad, not bad
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Old 08-09-2011, 10:07 AM   #4
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Not great either, though.
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Old 08-09-2011, 10:09 AM   #5
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Decent... worth the read and laugh
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Old 08-09-2011, 10:10 AM   #6
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Yeah, I know it's not the best joke in the world. Hey it was free.
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