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adultsitecms · 08-19-2011, 10:20 AM

USAToday reports:

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In the first of many steps to reinvent itself over the next year, the struggling fast-feeder Friday will announce that it's dethroning the creepy King character ? and other wacky, teen-targeting stuff ? and refocusing on a customer it had all but forgotten: Mom.

In a new ad campaign set to air this weekend, Burger King will nationally roll out the California Whopper on Monday, made with what's arguably the gastronomic trend of 2011: guacamole. In a serious image twist, the entire commercial shows only the sights and sounds of the fresh ingredients being washed, sliced and diced. There are no words, just pulsating music.

CDSmith · 08-19-2011, 10:22 AM

God it's about time. That fucker was beyond bizarre.

A few of their commercials were downright out there in freaky land.

vsex · 08-19-2011, 10:27 AM

After that campaign, they wonder why they are struggling?

~Ray · 08-19-2011, 10:51 AM

make 'em the old way. to order.

JamesGw · 08-19-2011, 10:52 AM

LOL. I thought The King was hilarious, personally. Terrible ad campaign, though.

uno · 08-19-2011, 11:00 AM

I was at a halloween party years ago and someone was wearing that costume.

Guacamole is the new trend? That stuff is so 15 years ago. It's an even older trend than tuna tartar or mango salsa.

blackmonsters · 08-19-2011, 11:00 AM

Well, I can't put them down for their ad compaign.

I have to consider all things.

For example, I probably would not have any better with my theme of "Burger Zulu".

marlboroack · 08-19-2011, 11:02 AM

In a new ad campaign set to air this weekend, Burger King will nationally roll out the California Whopper on Monday, Fuck yes! I love BK

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I Like Turtles

TisMe · 08-19-2011, 11:47 AM

Maybe they'll introduce a new character, The Pathfinder.

Too soon?

RyuLion · 08-19-2011, 12:21 PM

WTF!!!! How the Fuck is that going to work?
BK = American
Guacamole = Mexican
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacamole

CDSmith · 08-19-2011, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ~Ray

make 'em the old way. to order.

CDSmith · 08-19-2011, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by marlboroack

Fuck yes! I love BK

Yeah what's not to love?

babymaker · 08-19-2011, 12:45 PM

That dude creeped me the fuck out :D good riddence

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