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Failed · 10-09-2011, 09:10 AM

It's October, and very warm, feels like spring here in PA. Stink bugs are a pain in the ass all year long, they sneak into your homes through any unsealed crack or crevice. But, because of this surge in warm weather, they are everywhere! Every screen of my window has a few, they are crawling on the house, all over the deck furniture, it's a fucking infestation.

Anyone else have problems with these little bastards and know of a good solution to get rid of them? All of the commercial stink bug sprays and such don't seem to do a damn thing.

L-Pink · 10-09-2011, 09:16 AM

If you were an illegal immigrant in California right now you could be studying for tomorrows free college classes instead of worrying about bugs and how bad the Eagles are going to get beat today.

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Failed · 10-09-2011, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

If you were an illegal immigrant in California right now you could be studying for tomorrows free college classes instead of worrying about bugs and how bad the Eagles are going to get beat today.

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I'm not sure what pisses me off more, the way the Eagles are playing or the free college for illegals. Two sore subjects! lol

NaughtyVisions · 10-09-2011, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Failed

It's October, and very warm, feels like spring here in PA. Stink bugs are a pain in the ass all year long, they sneak into your homes through any unsealed crack or crevice. But, because of this surge in warm weather, they are everywhere! Every screen of my window has a few, they are crawling on the house, all over the deck furniture, it's a fucking infestation.

Anyone else have problems with these little bastards and know of a good solution to get rid of them? All of the commercial stink bug sprays and such don't seem to do a damn thing.

Nothing fucking works. I'll pick them off the wall with a piece of toilet paper, throw them in the toilet so they're under the TP, piss on it to dunk them deeper, and those motherfuckers will crawl on the underside (underwater) of the toilet paper, up around to the top above water and then try to get out of the toilet. I've never seen such a resilient fucking bug. I can't stand the damn things, and I have no solutions to get rid of them or prevent them.

NaughtyVisions · 10-09-2011, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Failed

I'm not sure what pisses me off more, the way the Eagles are playing or the free college for illegals. Two sore subjects! lol

Vick's thrown 3 INTs already... I'm getting ready for Kafka or Young...

Failed, where in PA are you? I'm just outside of Harrisburg.

cherrylula · 10-09-2011, 11:26 AM

I live in South Louisiana. I don't want to hear your little bug stories, sorry.

CyberHustler · 10-09-2011, 11:29 AM

I lived in PA for 6 months and those fucking stink bugs drove me crazy. I got mad and pulled out a shop-vac on they asses...

cherrylula · 10-09-2011, 11:34 AM

You know, I really need to get one of those things JUST for bugs. Great idea, thanks! I am so tired of squashing them. eww

Failed · 10-09-2011, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

Vick's thrown 3 INTs already... I'm getting ready for Kafka or Young...

Failed, where in PA are you? I'm just outside of Harrisburg.

This season is getting more depressing by the week. Remember all that talk about the Eagles, and how they were the superbowl favorites this year?

I'm right outside of Allentown, not too far away from Harrisburg. This weekend has been incredible, right? Feels like Spring!

alextokyo · 10-09-2011, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

Nothing fucking works. I'll pick them off the wall with a piece of toilet paper, throw them in the toilet so they're under the TP, piss on it to dunk them deeper, and those motherfuckers will crawl on the underside (underwater) of the toilet paper, up around to the top above water and then try to get out of the toilet. I've never seen such a resilient fucking bug. I can't stand the damn things, and I have no solutions to get rid of them or prevent them.

Hairspray + lighter.

Might not be a professional solution but at least you'll have fun.

Failed · 10-09-2011, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler

I lived in PA for 6 months and those fucking stink bugs drove me crazy. I got mad and pulled out a shop-vac on they asses...

NaughtyVisions · 10-09-2011, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler

I lived in PA for 6 months and those fucking stink bugs drove me crazy. I got mad and pulled out a shop-vac on they asses...

I was sucking them off the ceiling with the vaccuum hose yesterday.

thickcash_amo · 10-09-2011, 11:37 AM

Try love bugs, huge mosquitos, palmetto bugs, and banana spiders to start with just a few here in Florida.....I hate them ALL!!!

CyberHustler · 10-09-2011, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by thickcash_amo

Try love bugs, huge mosquitos, palmetto bugs, and banana spiders to start with just a few here in Florida.....I hate them ALL!!!

Lived there too a while ago... love bugs destroyed my fucking car paint! I didn't know they did that shit until it was too late

devilspost · 10-09-2011, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by thickcash_amo

Try love bugs, huge mosquitos, palmetto bugs, and banana spiders to start with just a few here in Florida.....I hate them ALL!!!

Don't forget scorpions and worst of all ANTS!

L-Pink · 10-09-2011, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by thickcash_amo

Try love bugs, huge mosquitos, palmetto bugs, and banana spiders to start with just a few here in Florida.....I hate them ALL!!!

For those unfamiliar with what a palmetto bug is = large flying, that's right LARGE FLYING cockroaches.

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NaughtyVisions · 10-09-2011, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Failed

This season is getting more depressing by the week. Remember all that talk about the Eagles, and how they were the superbowl favorites this year?

I'm right outside of Allentown, not too far away from Harrisburg. This weekend has been incredible, right? Feels like Spring!

The weekend weather has been awesome. The football season sucks.

Aside from Vick looking like absolute shit today, I'm still waiting for this incredible pass defense that all the other teams were supposed to be afraid to pass against (Nmandi, DRC, Samuel). The pass defense is wretched, and when the fuck did the defense forget how to properly tackle? I've been a defender of Reid for the past few years, but I'm starting to wonder if a shakeup at the top of the coaching staff might help things.

CyberHustler · 10-09-2011, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

For those unfamiliar with what a palmetto bug is = large flying, that's right LARGE FLYING cockroaches.

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And it seems they always fly directly at your face when you discover them... They've sent me screaming like a little bitch quite a few times. I like the lazy walking fat roaches here in NY that might glide his fat ass to the floor if it false off the ceiling, fuck the free flying-at-will acrobatic shits.

cherrylula · 10-09-2011, 12:03 PM

yeah luckily the roaches down here in New Orleans don't seem to be the flying kind.... so far anyhow lol

cooldude7 · 10-09-2011, 12:32 PM

try this., we use this....

1.get a spray/hand pump like this one. idk what u guys call it in your country.

http://www.hydroshop.co.il/unique/products/reg/209.jpg

2. buy and fill the sprayer with this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerosene
idk what u guys call it, but we call it kerosene.

and spray on the cockroaches.,

we use it on daily basis to kill insects,lizards,bees,ants,bugs,and many more motherfucker insects.,

CyberHustler · 10-09-2011, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by cooldude7

try this., we use this....

1.get a spray/hand pump like this one. idk what u guys call it in your country.

http://www.hydroshop.co.il/unique/products/reg/209.jpg

2. buy and fill the sprayer with this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerosene
idk what u guys call it, but we call it keosene.

and spray on the cockroaches.,

we use it on daily basis to kill insects,lizards,bees,ants,bugs,and many more motherfucker insects.,

Lizards???

cooldude7 · 10-09-2011, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler

Lizards???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gecko

10-09-2011, 09:10 AM	#1
Failed Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 2,301	Stink Bugs It's October, and very warm, feels like spring here in PA. Stink bugs are a pain in the ass all year long, they sneak into your homes through any unsealed crack or crevice. But, because of this surge in warm weather, they are everywhere! Every screen of my window has a few, they are crawling on the house, all over the deck furniture, it's a fucking infestation. Anyone else have problems with these little bastards and know of a good solution to get rid of them? All of the commercial stink bug sprays and such don't seem to do a damn thing.

10-09-2011, 11:37 AM	#13
thickcash_amo Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,847	Try love bugs, huge mosquitos, palmetto bugs, and banana spiders to start with just a few here in Florida.....I hate them ALL!!! __________________ - Skype: jim_3rdshiftvideo Petite18.com, MeanMassage.com TeasePOV.com, SeeMomSuck.com TugPass Network - includes access to 9 Sites Elite Webmasters Earn 70% Revshare!

10-09-2011, 12:32 PM	#20
cooldude7 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Heaven Posts: 4,306	try this., we use this.... 1.get a spray/hand pump like this one. idk what u guys call it in your country. http://www.hydroshop.co.il/unique/products/reg/209.jpg 2. buy and fill the sprayer with this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerosene idk what u guys call it, but we call it kerosene. and spray on the cockroaches., we use it on daily basis to kill insects,lizards,bees,ants,bugs,and many more motherfucker insects., Last edited by cooldude7; 10-09-2011 at 12:37 PM..

10-09-2011, 09:16 AM	#2
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	If you were an illegal immigrant in California right now you could be studying for tomorrows free college classes instead of worrying about bugs and how bad the Eagles are going to get beat today. .

10-09-2011, 11:26 AM	#6
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	I live in South Louisiana. I don't want to hear your little bug stories, sorry.

10-09-2011, 11:29 AM	#7
CyberHustler Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 25,625	I lived in PA for 6 months and those fucking stink bugs drove me crazy. I got mad and pulled out a shop-vac on they asses...

10-09-2011, 11:34 AM	#8
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	You know, I really need to get one of those things JUST for bugs. Great idea, thanks! I am so tired of squashing them. eww

10-09-2011, 12:03 PM	#19
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	yeah luckily the roaches down here in New Orleans don't seem to be the flying kind.... so far anyhow lol