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Old 12-30-2011, 02:47 PM   #1
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I called you... But you weren't there...

Never mind, I'm home now... I'll try again next time I'm within a few miles of yah
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Old 12-30-2011, 02:50 PM   #2
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Old 12-30-2011, 03:12 PM   #3
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Should have taken a dump on his porch so he knew you stopped by.

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Old 12-30-2011, 03:19 PM   #4
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Old 12-30-2011, 03:19 PM   #5
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Should have taken a dump on his porch so he knew you stopped by.

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They don't have porches in the UK.
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Old 12-30-2011, 03:23 PM   #6
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Well ....... that kind of makes my joke rather unfunny then

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Old 12-30-2011, 03:24 PM   #7
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They don't have porches in the UK.
Actually, we do have porches. Not as big as the ones in the USA, but the front step and entry into a house, is called a porch
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Old 12-30-2011, 03:30 PM   #8
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Actually, we do have porches. Not as big as the ones in the USA, but the front step and entry into a house, is called a porch
But they're right next to the streets, no? Not enough privacy to take a dump...
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Old 12-30-2011, 03:36 PM   #9
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Not nessicerially right next to the street -Plenty of places have there own gardens and are set back from the road...

Normally, when you enter a house in the UK, you have the 'Front Door' which leads to a small space, and then another door that takes you inside the living area of the house...

Its that 'in between' bit, we call a porch.
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Old 12-30-2011, 04:32 PM   #10
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Never mind, I'm home now... I'll try again next time I'm within a few miles of yah
I've only had 2 missed calls all day & rang both back?
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Old 12-30-2011, 04:34 PM   #11
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Actually, we do have porches. Not as big as the ones in the USA, but the front step and entry into a house, is called a porch
To be honest, they are... We have had homes with large porches, not so much the varandas, as we have our sitting areas in the back garden here in the UK
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Old 12-30-2011, 06:31 PM   #12
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I've only had 2 missed calls all day & rang both back?
I got your message 'Hi this is Gary at 'The Studio' etc... Offered to take you and Nat out for a meal / drink at a pub of your choosing, as I was just down the road....

I called about half four? It had just got dark...

Didnt hear back - But no problem - Just a genuine offer... Perhaps next time I'm within 'pooing' distance ?
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Old 12-30-2011, 06:34 PM   #13
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Old 12-30-2011, 06:39 PM   #15
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ha you see what I did there.
You DONT wanna see what I did about 10 mins ago !
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Old 12-30-2011, 07:25 PM   #16
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I got your message 'Hi this is Gary at 'The Studio' etc... Offered to take you and Nat out for a meal / drink at a pub of your choosing, as I was just down the road....

I called about half four? It had just got dark...

Didnt hear back - But no problem - Just a genuine offer... Perhaps next time I'm within 'pooing' distance ?
haha, absolutely true bro... Just listened to the messages & there you are


My bad, wished I'd seen the missed call, really sorry

I'll call you sometime & let's hook up, I'll buy you a drink, I ain't paying for a meal, you'll end up needing a shit by the time we get back
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Old 12-31-2011, 01:43 AM   #17
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haha, absolutely true bro... Just listened to the messages & there you are


My bad, wished I'd seen the missed call, really sorry

I'll call you sometime & let's hook up, I'll buy you a drink, I ain't paying for a meal, you'll end up needing a shit by the time we get back
Will do ! Next time I'm up your way (For Certain) wont be till April, around the 14th / 15th cause I'm going to the Slam I could prob pop in,non the way back to Devon...

I'll give you a bit of advance notice next time though
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