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Old 11-29-2012, 08:52 PM   #1
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:stoned Wife wants a new apron...
I asked her why. She said it's because the only apron we own was purchased for use as a porn prop. It's not like someone jizzed all over it...

Women are strange.
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Old 11-29-2012, 08:56 PM   #2
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She didn't buy the "It's just a ranch dressing stain" explanation did she?
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Old 11-29-2012, 09:00 PM   #3
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Don't you shoot black guys jacking off? I wouldn't want that apron anywhere near me either.
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Old 11-29-2012, 09:00 PM   #4
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She didn't buy the "It's just a ranch dressing stain" explanation did she?
Haha... It looks brand new. And the chick who wore it was super hot...
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Old 11-29-2012, 09:03 PM   #5
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Don't you shoot black guys jacking off? I wouldn't want that apron anywhere near me either.
It's been a few years since I've shot any thugs. Last time I shot one, I asked him to refer some friends. He said "my friends probably wouldn't need the money since they do car jackings and home invasions full-time." That was when I stopped shooting them. Life preservation strategy, so to speak...

The past few years have been spent shooting hairy girls for WeAreHairy and ATK... although it's been over a year since I've done any shooting.
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Old 11-29-2012, 09:10 PM   #6
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how do you hunt for hairy girls ??
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Old 11-29-2012, 09:15 PM   #7
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how do you hunt for hairy girls ??
Street corners... the ones holding the signs that say "Traveling... Need some change." I give them some "change", figuratively speaking. And Whole Foods... You know, the usual sources.
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Old 11-29-2012, 09:19 PM   #8
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Old 11-29-2012, 09:20 PM   #9
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Man if the wife wants a new apron, you get her a new apron.

Same as with a new frying pan, or vacuum cleaner, or a mop.

Dont ask questions, just get her a new one.
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Old 11-29-2012, 10:41 PM   #10
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Man if the wife wants a new apron, you get her a new apron.

Same as with a new frying pan, or vacuum cleaner, or a mop.

Dont ask questions, just get her a new one.
Agreed, just be grateful she didn't ask for a new car, new Hermes handbag, or new house
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Old 11-29-2012, 10:47 PM   #11
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Agreed, just be grateful she didn't ask for a new car, new Hermes handbag, or new house
Since I'm the house husband, I'm the one who wants the new car, Tumi leather satchel, and new house ;)
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Old 11-30-2012, 10:57 AM   #12
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yes, don't mix those!
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Old 11-30-2012, 10:59 AM   #13
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Don't you shoot black guys jacking off? I wouldn't want that apron anywhere near me either.
any other guy its ok?
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Old 11-30-2012, 11:21 AM   #14
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doesn't sound so strange to me lol
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Old 11-30-2012, 11:25 AM   #15
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Haha... It looks brand new. And the chick who wore it was super hot...
Maybe that's why
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Old 11-30-2012, 11:32 AM   #16
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Man if the wife wants a new apron, you get her a new apron.

Same as with a new frying pan, or vacuum cleaner, or a mop.

Dont ask questions, just get her a new one.
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Old 11-30-2012, 11:33 AM   #17
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Street corners... the ones holding the signs that say "Traveling... Need some change." I give them some "change", figuratively speaking. And Whole Foods... You know, the usual sources.
Whole Foods...brilliant!
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Old 11-30-2012, 12:04 PM   #18
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FlirtyAprons.com has super cute ones
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Old 11-30-2012, 01:56 PM   #19
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is it this one?
cant promise it was not jizzed upon.
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Nekkid wearing an apron = winning! Spam away.
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Old 11-30-2012, 02:16 PM   #21
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Don't do it,next she will want new shoes or a dress..it's a trick
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