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BFT3K · 09-18-2013, 08:27 AM

Snowden uncovers shocking truth behind Chemtrails...

from the article...

Because climate change is a threat to U.S. agriculture, it has been labeled a national security issue. With the influence and cooperation of Monsanto, a secret Geoengineering lab dubbed Muad’Dib has been operating since the late 1960s, and the chemtrail program is often referred to by insiders as its “crown jewel.” Muad’Dib has aimed to protect North America’s climate at all costs – even if that means accelerating desertification in Sub-Saharan Africa or spreading trace amounts of carcinogens over lightly populated areas. Other side effects, which scientists at the secret Muad’Dib Geoengineering Lab have predicted, include droughts in the Amazon and powerful windstorms along the East Coast.

continues here...

http://www.undergroundhealth.com/sno...nd-chemtrails/

DamianJ · 09-18-2013, 08:38 AM

search for chem trails on youtube for some brilliant nutters talking about it.....

Tom_PM · 09-18-2013, 08:45 AM

With that many skulls in the smoke it can't be good. I'm convinced.

baddog · 09-18-2013, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Tom_PM

With that many skulls in the smoke it can't be good. I'm convinced.

dyna mo · 09-18-2013, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom_PM

With that many skulls in the smoke it can't be good. I'm convinced.

whew, i thought it was just me.

it was weird though, because i usually see puppies.

freecartoonporn · 09-18-2013, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

whew, i thought it was just me.

it was weird though, because i usually see puppies.

thats weird shit.

i always find this

Grapesoda · 09-18-2013, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Tom_PM

With that many skulls in the smoke it can't be good. I'm convinced.

96ukssob · 09-18-2013, 09:43 AM

they ARE real!

they were created by the government back years ago because they invested millions in full body suits to protect against chemical warfare. then realizing that they would never be used because of the super secret submarines with superior shooting submissiles that are places just miles outside the coast would prevent any attack, they had to find a way to sell these suites to make money.

so the teamed up with every major airline to add in these chemtrails chemicals into each plane to spray over the air and get people to buy these suits. however the chemicals were expensive and heavy, slowing down the aircraft, so the government allows them to charge a "baggage" fee to recoup the cost of the added weight on the plane.

don't' you find it a little ironic that once you talk about these, call a friend or visit a website, somehow magically a catalog shows up at your house?!?!

Choopa_Pardo · 09-18-2013, 09:51 AM

Am I the only one who finds this hilarious?

"a secret Geoengineering lab dubbed Muad?Dib"

Tom_PM · 09-18-2013, 11:17 AM

I got the Dune reference too and figured that their plan is to prevent a world that has no water. Kinda far fetched when the world is... like... all watery as hell?

09-18-2013, 08:27 AM	#1
BFT3K Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Narnia Posts: 10,764	Chemtrails - Real or Another Conspiracy Theory? Snowden uncovers shocking truth behind Chemtrails... from the article... Because climate change is a threat to U.S. agriculture, it has been labeled a national security issue. With the influence and cooperation of Monsanto, a secret Geoengineering lab dubbed Muad’Dib has been operating since the late 1960s, and the chemtrail program is often referred to by insiders as its “crown jewel.” Muad’Dib has aimed to protect North America’s climate at all costs – even if that means accelerating desertification in Sub-Saharan Africa or spreading trace amounts of carcinogens over lightly populated areas. Other side effects, which scientists at the secret Muad’Dib Geoengineering Lab have predicted, include droughts in the Amazon and powerful windstorms along the East Coast. continues here... http://www.undergroundhealth.com/sno...nd-chemtrails/ Last edited by BFT3K; 09-18-2013 at 08:28 AM..

09-18-2013, 08:45 AM	#3
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	With that many skulls in the smoke it can't be good. I'm convinced. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

09-18-2013, 09:43 AM	#8
96ukssob So Fucking Banananananas Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it Posts: 12,991	they ARE real! they were created by the government back years ago because they invested millions in full body suits to protect against chemical warfare. then realizing that they would never be used because of the super secret submarines with superior shooting submissiles that are places just miles outside the coast would prevent any attack, they had to find a way to sell these suites to make money. so the teamed up with every major airline to add in these chemtrails chemicals into each plane to spray over the air and get people to buy these suits. however the chemicals were expensive and heavy, slowing down the aircraft, so the government allows them to charge a "baggage" fee to recoup the cost of the added weight on the plane. don't' you find it a little ironic that once you talk about these, call a friend or visit a website, somehow magically a catalog shows up at your house?!?! __________________ Email: Clicky on Me

09-18-2013, 09:51 AM	#9
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09-18-2013, 11:17 AM	#10
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	I got the Dune reference too and figured that their plan is to prevent a world that has no water. Kinda far fetched when the world is... like... all watery as hell? __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

09-18-2013, 08:38 AM	#2
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	search for chem trails on youtube for some brilliant nutters talking about it.....