Venusian monster cock, tentacle or ovipositor? - GoFuckYourself.com

seksi · 01-09-2015, 06:35 PM

So this happened:

What do you think?

seksi · 01-09-2015, 07:41 PM

First, we will have to make some eggs

brassmonkey · 01-09-2015, 07:54 PM

what???

SlammedMedia · 01-09-2015, 07:55 PM

Are you Dutch?

XXXBizXXX · 01-09-2015, 08:22 PM

seksi · 01-09-2015, 08:31 PM

Eggs are in the refrigerator! This is exciting!

420 · 01-09-2015, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seksi

Eggs are in the refrigerator! This is exciting!

What does the green thing have to do with gelatin eggs?

SilentKnight · 01-09-2015, 08:49 PM

seksi · 01-09-2015, 08:53 PM

I suppose this part could be called "nesting"

now we wait. this is what nature requires...

brassmonkey · 01-09-2015, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seksi

I suppose this part could be called "nesting"

now we wait. this is what nature requires...

waiting 4 the demo

fappingJack · 01-10-2015, 12:24 AM

Nice items.

seksi · 01-13-2015, 10:20 PM

It's got me...

Tomorrow I'll have to go purchase a vat of good lube and I'll turn the tentacle on her! Can't wait!

brassmonkey · 01-13-2015, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seksi

It's got me...

Tomorrow I'll have to go purchase a vat of good lube and I'll turn the tentacle on her! Can't wait!

420 · 01-13-2015, 11:45 PM

I still don't see how the tentacle thing goes with the gel eggs.

brassmonkey · 01-14-2015, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420

I still don't see how the tentacle thing goes with the gel eggs.

there's 6 maybe you can get 3

michael.kickass · 01-14-2015, 05:42 AM

This is too fukn weird..

Lykos · 01-14-2015, 08:19 AM

pimpmaster9000 · 01-14-2015, 10:56 AM

seksi · 01-17-2015, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio

If you listen closely, you can hear them pucker and pop! short demo with gelatin eggs

seksi · 01-17-2015, 03:20 PM

Here's a new pic:

Here's the full review on Kitten Boheme's site: Primal Hardwere's Krubera Ovipositor Sex Toy - Review by Kitten Boheme

read the review, it's got all the details!

clickity click · 01-17-2015, 03:44 PM

INteresting toy for sure.

420 · 01-17-2015, 03:50 PM

I get it now. The green alien appendage inseminates you with it's eggs.

You have an affiliate program or is this going straight to video?

seksi · 01-17-2015, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420

I get it now. The green alien appendage inseminates you with it's eggs.

You have an affiliate program or is this going straight to video?

I would love to make some pro content with this thing, if there are capitalists who would back it, pro talent that would like to be filmed with it.

I wish I could make it to Vegas this year, but if anyone wants to send us gas money and put together a great party, we can be there in 36 hours...

As far as I know there is no affiliate program for it, but if you get one and you saw these pics and read Kitten's review, you might as well let them know you heard it from us, first!

(KittenBoheme.com & Seksi, Inc.)

Best-In-BC · 01-17-2015, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

what???

lol, first thing that came to my mind was Kat Williams wtf look too

jaYMan · 01-17-2015, 06:06 PM

seski, wtf bro! got any video lol not sure why i want to see it in action though

makeabuck · 01-17-2015, 06:09 PM

That's just weird. Plain weird.

fappingJack · 01-17-2015, 06:13 PM

i dont get it LOL

seksi · 01-17-2015, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaYMan

seksi, wtf bro! got any video lol not sure why i want to see it in action though

It's like a creampie + egg-laying, all in one! The eggs bounce...

You want to see it. It was hilarious, we had only "cum lube" from Bad Dragon, which is super realistic.

Kitten Boheme would probably be willing to demo this... maybe get her on skype??? but I think it would also be great to get a known star do a scene and a product review/interview on video with Kitten.

KittenBoheme · 01-17-2015, 06:38 PM

I felt a little something like that.

seksi · 01-18-2015, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KittenBoheme

I felt a little something like that.

Wow. Way to kill a conversation, Kitten.

2MuchMark · 01-18-2015, 06:09 PM

I'm so confused.

makeabuck · 01-18-2015, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KittenBoheme

I felt a little something like that.

I'd just like to point out that chickens do not have an ass and a vagina. Its all the same spot. They poop, pee and lay eggs all out of the same hole.

Disgusting fact of the day.

RubyGoodnight · 01-18-2015, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seksi

You want to see it. It was hilarious, we had only "cum lube" from Bad Dragon...

I was just going to ask if this was a Bad Dragon dildo. Wish they still had an aff program!

ManPuppy · 01-18-2015, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420

I get it now. The green alien appendage inseminates you with it's eggs.

You have an affiliate program or is this going straight to video?

Kinda narrow niche, isn't it? Find a Little Person to participate and I'm in.

seksi · 01-18-2015, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RubyGoodnight

I was just going to ask if this was a Bad Dragon dildo. Wish they still had an aff program!

It's Primal Hardwere toy. No known affiliate program... Bad Dragon provided the "cum lube" but I have no polite, 2257 free photos of that to share. Impressive though!

420 · 01-18-2015, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by makeabuck

I'd just like to point out that chickens do not have an ass and a vagina. Its all the same spot. They poop, pee and lay eggs all out of the same hole.

Disgusting fact of the day.

Way to ruin a sexy pic.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ManPuppy

Kinda narrow niche, isn't it? Find a Little Person to participate and I'm in.

Great idea. The star should be a little person dressed as a gray or green alien with a couple of these ovipositors used to inseminate earth females. Who makes sci-fi/horror porn?

seksi · 01-18-2015, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420

The star should be a little person dressed as a gray or green alien with a couple of these ovipositors used to inseminate earth females. Who makes sci-fi/horror porn?

We are going to be big in Japan!

EngineCash · 01-19-2015, 02:25 AM

This is just sick...

_Richard_ · 01-19-2015, 07:33 AM

seksi · 12-26-2017, 05:41 AM

Bump! Who wants to meet the ovipositor at Internext?

biby14 · 12-26-2017, 07:52 AM

weird...

OneHungLo · 12-26-2017, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KittenBoheme

Quote:

Originally Posted by makeabuck

I'd just like to point out that chickens do not have an ass and a vagina. Its all the same spot. They poop, pee and lay eggs all out of the same hole.

Disgusting fact of the day.

Thanks...I was just about to eat a few hardboiled eggs..

2MuchMark · 12-26-2017, 12:49 PM

TheDynasty · 12-26-2017, 12:51 PM

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Bladewire · 12-26-2017, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seksi

Bump! Who wants to meet the ovipositor at Internext?

All your pics are 404 what is the ovipositor?

seksi · 12-26-2017, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire

All your pics are 404 what is the ovipositor?

Fixed that with one of the images in the first post to the thread here. The rest that are still safe, legal and fit for print are in the review itself: Primal Hardwere Krubera Ovipositor – Sex Toy Review – Kitten Boheme

The site was pretty primitive back when this thread was started, and larger files are now kept in a fancy CDN to improve page load times!

Look Chang · 12-26-2017, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seksi

So this happened:

What do you think?

I LOVE it! There are so few innovations in sex games...

seksi · 12-26-2017, 06:56 PM

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Cyber Fucker · 12-26-2017, 09:32 PM

People are strange...

seksi · 12-28-2017, 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker

People are strange...

I blame Japan. Censoring sexual materials makes a population get weird. Since penises have to be blurred in Japanese porn, this is what they think penises are and do...

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