FUCKKKKKK! I hate when that happens.

[blackmonsters]

So I take a burger patty out of the freezer and place it on a plate to let it thaw out completely.

Meanwhile I cut an onion in slices and push out the rings.

Put flour in a plastic grocery bad and throw in some garlic powder, paprika and black pepper,
shake that to make it mix.

Rinse the onion rings in water then thrown them in the bag of flour and shake.

So I let that sit until the burger is thawed.

Then I fire up the stove with a skillet and a pot of oil to heat up while
slicing some cheddar cheese,
onion and lettuce (forgot to buy a tomato, but no biggy).

So then I cook it all and make the burger with mayo, ketchup etc... with the onion rings on the side.

I eat all of it, it goes by so fast and I'm through with it.

But after doing that, all I want is another burger and onion rings just like I just made.

FUCKKKKKK! I hate when that happens.

[Smack dat]

Next time do two.

[EddyTheDog]

Edit: Ooops - I Fucked up...

[Colmike9]

I do that, too. Either make it bigger next time or don't make it taste so good.

[blackmonsters]

Originally Posted by Colmike7

I do that, too. Either make it bigger next time or don't make it taste so good.

It's like it can't be big enough!
The burger was bigger than 1/4 pounder already.

Fuck it; I'm just going to stop eating anything so I can be happy.

[Colmike9]

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

It's like it can't be big enough!
The burger was bigger than 1/4 pounder already.

Fuck it; I'm just going to stop eating anything so I can be happy.

Gotta make it a Luther Burger when you're hungry.
(1/2-1lb patty, 1/2lb bacon, cheddar, all of the toppings you like, then take a Krispy Kreme doughnut, cut it in half and brown the inside, then use that as the bun with the gooey ends on the inside)
Heart attack, but worth it when you're hungry.

[blackmonsters]

Originally Posted by Colmike7

Gotta make it a Luther Burger when you're hungry.
(1/2-1lb patty, 1/2lb bacon, cheddar, all of the toppings you like, then take a Krispy Kreme doughnut, cut it in half and brown the inside, then use that as the bun with the gooey ends on the inside)
Heart attack, but worth it when you're hungry.

[EddyTheDog]

Originally Posted by Colmike7

Gotta make it a Luther Burger when you're hungry.
(1/2-1lb patty, 1/2lb bacon, cheddar, all of the toppings you like, then take a Krispy Kreme doughnut, cut it in half and brown the inside, then use that as the bun with the gooey ends on the inside)
Heart attack, but worth it when you're hungry.

Do you call the ambulance before after you eat it?..

[Colmike9]

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Do you call the ambulance before after you eat it?..

No, you call your weed guy beforehand..

[seeandsee]

i hate when i get cold order

[JesseQuinn]

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

So I take a burger patty out of the freezer and place it on a plate to let it thaw out completely.

Meanwhile I cut an onion in slices and push out the rings.

Put flour in a plastic grocery bad and throw in some garlic powder, paprika and black pepper,
shake that to make it mix.

Rinse the onion rings in water then thrown them in the bag of flour and shake.

So I let that sit until the burger is thawed.

Then I fire up the stove with a skillet and a pot of oil to heat up while
slicing some cheddar cheese,
onion and lettuce (forgot to buy a tomato, but no biggy).

So then I cook it all and make the burger with mayo, ketchup etc... with the onion rings on the side.

I eat all of it, it goes by so fast and I'm through with it.

But after doing that, all I want is another burger and onion rings just like I just made.

FUCKKKKKK! I hate when that happens.

I'm exhausted just reading that and impressed by the culinary skills. sitting here eating beets out of a can with a fork for lunch

[blackmonsters]

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

I'm exhausted just reading that and impressed by the culinary skills. sitting here eating beets out of a can with a fork for lunch

Fuck that shit!
So what if you can't cook; just try it again and you'll get it right.
If you can use a computer then you can cook what you like; because you had to learn the
computer so you can learn cooking.
Simple as that.

It's worth it to ruin some food trying to cook because you will get it right the next time and
then you will enjoy it forever.

[Colmike9]

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Fuck that shit!
So what if you can't cook; just try it again and you'll get it right.
If you can use a computer then you can cook what you like; because you had to learn the
computer so you can learn cooking.
Simple as that.

It's worth it to ruin some food trying to cook because you will get it right the next time and
then you will enjoy it forever.

I was high at my old job once and made this, cooking is chemistry that you can eat

[blackmonsters]

Originally Posted by Colmike7

I was high at my old job once and made this, cooking is chemistry that you can eat

Yummy looking.

What is it?

I will guess : Shrimp roll with garlic/mayo sauce on the side?

[EddyTheDog]

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Yummy looking.

What is it?

I will guess : Shrimp roll with garlic/mayo sauce on the side?

I was thinking it was sweet...

[blackmonsters]

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I was thinking it was sweet...

He was high at work, so I'm thinking creativity.
Sweet shit ain't all that creative.

[mikesouth]

here is a long lost tip for anything you want crispy when you fry it...

CORN STARCH

mix it with your all purpose flour (NEVER self rising)

[JesseQuinn]

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Fuck that shit!
So what if you can't cook; just try it again and you'll get it right.
If you can use a computer then you can cook what you like; because you had to learn the
computer so you can learn cooking.
Simple as that.

It's worth it to ruin some food trying to cook because you will get it right the next time and
then you will enjoy it forever.

I'm sure I could probably be a great cook if I put effort into it, I just hate the whole process and food isn't all that fun for me. like the idea of rinsing onions and then putting flour on them etc and the grilling of the meat and the this and the that. I see that a lot of people genuinely enjoy cooking and the food and I think it's cool. for real, I'm impressed and I like watching them enjoy it.

I just don't. I refuse to spend more time preparing food than I do eating it. and my beets are tasty =)

next time make two and remember the tomato

[NatalieK]

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I take a burger patty out of the freezer

this is where you went wrong...



buy mince & make your own

[Colmike9]

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Yummy looking.

What is it?

I will guess : Shrimp roll with garlic/mayo sauce on the side?

Pepperoni stromboli

[blackmonsters]

Originally Posted by Colmike7

Pepperoni stromboli

Yeah, I approve that combo.

[2MuchMark]

fuck. now I'm hungry.

[RSD]

Eat some cock the next time!