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Exploiting human weakness
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You are welcome....Take this if you begin to feel cold or flu and zap it fast
Begin with Elderberry liquid. I take 4 full droppers 4 times a day
http://images.iherb.com/l/SNS-00054-3.jpg Next Wellness formula http://pics2.ds-static.com/prodimg/138677/300.jpg I take 5 tablets (make sure to get the tablets not the capsules because they are more gnarly) 4 times a day When you first feel a cold/flu coming on stop smoking pot, cigs, and any other drug immediately. Then start this Elderberry and Wellness formula combo and keep it up for 4 or 5 days or until you feel like it has passed. Remember do not smoke pot, just eat some powerful edibles instead for body aches. I had a sore throat last night and it is already gone after taking 3 doses of each supplement. |
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Fuck that, smoke out and get some nasel spry and man up ;)
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Valium and Vodka - With any luck you will wake up when it's all over...
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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i like poo
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bacon, garlic and plum brandy :D
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So Fucking Banned
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how about garlic, onion, tea, rapsberry juice and lemon ?
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Biker Gnome
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eat a lot of salad and just have a big shit, everything will be better afterwards
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I AM WEB 2.0
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Exploiting human weakness
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It is Sunday morning and my illness has completely passed. I feel awesome. Time to smoke a fatty.
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Could quite possibly be the best remedy
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I take Vitamin C every morning. I've had the flu once in the past six years. I don't get sick.
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That's what I'm doing right now, weed and cough drops
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That bottle says NIGRA on it and that is racist. My tolerant body cannot accept such medicine.
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So Fucking Banned
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Nigras everywhere!
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I was ill last week and was 4 days of hell. Not sleeping and not eating
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i usually shove a pineapple up my ass.
doesn't beat the flu though. |
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Collodial silver works wonders as well.
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I wash my hands 4 or 5 times a day. No cold or flu in over 7 years here.
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Dude a cold will pass in 4 or 5 days ANYway, regardless of what shit you take.
So smoke away I say. <///////////////>~~
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Pluto: Planet or Doggie
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whiskey - honey and lemon - works for me every-time
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Let's do some business!
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Rest. Drink water. Eat healthy foods. Special "remedies" are snake oil.
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So Fucking Fabulous
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Yup with Indiana winters I take a 1000 mg Vitamin C tablet everyday in the winter. When I sometimes get too busy with life and forget, if you take Vitamin C right when you feel a cold coming on it will zap it really quick
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Exploiting human weakness
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The point I am making is I was able to work and also enjoy the weekend outdoors within 24 hours. Also I was back to smoking huge Bob Marley joints within 48 hours. It may be true the illness did not pass faster but I sure as hell felt better. I have been taking this combo for years and it never lets me down. I also buy those huge fresh squeezed bottles orange juices from Whole Foods and drink them like water. All the fresh OJ and the tablets give me a super dose of Vitamin C. The elderberry extract zapped my sore throat.
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Let's do some business!
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You are pissing it all out. The placebo effect in action.
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So Fucking Fabulous
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I wish my colds only lasted a few days but I think colds in places like Indiana are worse cause it's so cold. My colds if I don't take doses of Vit C last 10-14 days sometimes.
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Exploiting human weakness
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I give these bottles away to friends/family who are sick and I have never had anyone say anything other than wonderful things. So we are all benefitting from placebo effect I guess.
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A little flu never stopped me from doing anything, but I must admit the congestion SUCKS. Hate not being able to breathe at 100%.
A Vicks inhaler solves all that for me though. The old "drink lots of liquids" remedy generally helps me get rid of it in a couple of days. |
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Habanero sauce
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![]() The effectiveness of vitamin C in preventing and relieving the symptoms of virus-induced respiratory infections. - PubMed - NCBI "Vitamin C in megadoses administered before or after the appearance of cold and flu symptoms relieved and prevented the symptoms in the test population compared with the control group."
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