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clickity click · 01-25-2016, 04:20 PM

Who's had it?

I mean, who has had it fresh like. Like straight from the nest, untouched and unprocessed?

I crave raw damn honey.

CaptainHowdy · 01-25-2016, 04:20 PM

Too much sugar ...

420 · 01-25-2016, 04:22 PM

Brass keeps bees in the hood.

SIK · 01-25-2016, 04:37 PM

considering my dad's hobby is beekeeping, that's the ONLY way I ever have it

CurrentlySober · 01-25-2016, 04:42 PM

I often wonder about the very first beekeeper... Theres like some guy walking along and he sees a bee or 2, and he thinks to himself... 'Wow! They look Kewlllll - So kewl, that I'm going to take a few of you home with me... And you will belong to me, For I am going to keep you bees ! Yes... (Bloke shakes fist at the sky) I SHALL KEEP YOU... For I... I... I AM THE BEEKEEPER!!!

I lik bees

clickity click · 01-25-2016, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I often wonder about the very first beekeeper... Theres like some guy walking along and he sees a bee or 2, and he thinks to himself... 'Wow! They look Kewlllll - So kewl, that I'm going to take a few of you home with me... And you will belong to me, For I am going to keep you bees ! Yes... (Bloke shakes fist at the sky) I SHALL KEEP YOU... For I... I... I AM THE BEEKEEPER!!!

I lik bees

Do wasps make honey?

Or what do they make?

420 · 01-25-2016, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I often wonder about the very first beekeeper... Theres like some guy walking along and he sees a bee or 2, and he thinks to himself... 'Wow! They look Kewlllll - So kewl, that I'm going to take a few of you home with me... And you will belong to me, For I am going to keep you bees ! Yes... (Bloke shakes fist at the sky) I SHALL KEEP YOU... For I... I... I AM THE BEEKEEPER!!!

I lik bees

Dunit hurt when they sting your junk?

CurrentlySober · 01-25-2016, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

Do wasps make honey?

Or what do they make?

They make a buzzzing sound

clickity click · 01-25-2016, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

They make a buzzzing sound

True that. Why has your avatar got a poo on that persons head?

Tubthumper · 01-25-2016, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

Do wasps make honey?

Or what do they make?

They make nothing, so I just burn them.

420 · 01-25-2016, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

True that. Why has your avatar got a poo on that persons head?

That's cs and he's clearly a suit head.

E: piece of suit autocorrect.

Horatio Caine · 01-25-2016, 05:15 PM

One of brassdonkeys multiple personalities does the bee thing. You have to wait though, he is currently in a street thug one.

mineistaken · 01-25-2016, 05:31 PM

Never bought or tried otherwise. Only honey I eat is the one I buy from actual bee keepers.
Although it does not count as untouched as they put it into a jar or something, not straight from the nest. Does that count?

mineistaken · 01-25-2016, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I often wonder about the very first beekeeper... Theres like some guy walking along and he sees a bee or 2, and he thinks to himself... 'Wow! They look Kewlllll - So kewl, that I'm going to take a few of you home with me... And you will belong to me, For I am going to keep you bees ! Yes... (Bloke shakes fist at the sky) I SHALL KEEP YOU... For I... I... I AM THE BEEKEEPER!!!

I lik bees

Why not:

Hmm that honey is tasty, how about I bring those bees home and get more of that delicious honey.

clickity click · 01-25-2016, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Never bought or tried otherwise. Only honey I eat is the one I buy from actual bee keepers.
Although it does not count as untouched as they put it into a jar or something, not straight from the nest. Does that count?

Yes it's fine. Where do you get it so fresh?
The only honey I can get round here is shitty supermarket honey.

420 · 01-25-2016, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

Yes it's fine. Where do you get it so fresh?
The only honey I can get round here is shitty supermarket honey.

I prefer honey from your misses.

About the bees, what kind of flowers will you feed them? I would like some cannabis honey instead of this clover crap I got from walmart.

clickity click · 01-25-2016, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

I prefer honey from your misses.

About the bees, what kind of flowers will you feed them? I would like some cannabis honey instead of this clover crap I got from walmart.

Fucking typical. Allow a user with all numerals into a forum and he just can't fucking help himself, " I prefer honey from your missus"

Fuck you 420. You fucking fuck. Why do you feel the need to bring sex into this. Bees make honey from flowers man. We don't even need to take that route.

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Ok, serious question again. You buy honey made from clover?? Is that true?
Secondly, can you make cannabis honey cos that sounds fucking amazing.

420 · 01-25-2016, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

Fucking typical. Allow a user with all numerals into a forum and he just can't fucking help himself, " I prefer honey from your missus"

Fuck you 420. You fucking fuck. Why do you feel the need to bring sex into this. Bees make honey from flowers man. We don't even need to take that route.

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Ok, serious question again. You buy honey made from clover?? Is that true?
Secondly, can you make cannabis honey cos that sounds fucking amazing.

Clover honey exists, the rest is unconfirmed. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dK65CAOS1po/maxresdefault.jpg

bronco67 · 01-25-2016, 06:00 PM

Just go to Trader Joes and get their Organic Raw Honey.

mineistaken · 01-25-2016, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

Yes it's fine. Where do you get it so fresh?
The only honey I can get round here is shitty supermarket honey.

Like I said, I buy it from actual bee keeper (farmers and alike).
I am pretty sure you could find bee keepers selling their products in your area by searching online (or farmers discussion boards etc), or going to farmer markets etc.
Unless you claim that no one is keeping bees in your area.

RebelR · 01-25-2016, 09:19 PM

A friends neighbor keeps bees so we get it from him. Avoid the pasteurized stuff at the grocery store, it lacks many of the health properties associated with honey.

On a side note, due to its high acidity and low moisture content, honey will keep almost indefinitely. They found honey buried with Egyptian Pharaohs that was still good.

Matyko · 01-26-2016, 12:30 AM

raw honey is shit. You wanna eat dead bee parts? :S They spin/twirl the raw stuff, filter the result and That is nice 'raw' / fresh honey. We only eat it that way, buying directly from the beekepers.

wasps make jackshit. they are predators

CurrentlySober · 01-26-2016, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Why not:

Hmm that honey is tasty, how about I bring those bees home and get more of that delicious honey.

You sound like Winnie the shit...

MiamiBoyz · 01-26-2016, 03:58 AM

NatalieK · 01-26-2016, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

Who's had it?

I mean, who has had it fresh like. Like straight from the nest, untouched and unprocessed?

I crave raw damn honey.

We had some bought for us as a gift. An unprocessed block of honey straight from the nest & wrapped, they sell it in stores...

I prefer the sweet honey from a jar, the comb's very waxy

georgeyw · 01-26-2016, 04:18 AM

Doestn' JFK harvest honey from his own bees?

pornguy · 01-26-2016, 05:23 AM

I get it as often as I can. Use it in coffee every day.

Rob · 01-26-2016, 05:28 AM

Interesting fact, honey does not spoil. They found honey that was over 3,000 years old in a Pharaoh's tomb, and it was still edible. Mmmm...3,000 year old honey.

mineistaken · 01-26-2016, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Matyko

raw honey is shit. You wanna eat dead bee parts? :S They spin/twirl the raw stuff, filter the result and That is nice 'raw' / fresh honey.

Pretty sure that is obvious (that spinned still counts as "honey from the bees" in regards to the OP).

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 01-26-2016, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

Yes it's fine. Where do you get it so fresh?
The only honey I can get round here is shitty supermarket honey.

We get ours from Kutik's Honey Farm only because my dad lived up there before he moved in here with me and when he goes up he picks up a few 5lb jars. I like the wildflower but the clover is good too.

Don't you have any farms where you are? You can usually find local honey at a farm around you.

SekobA · 01-26-2016, 07:10 AM

Honey makes my Tee sweetie

freecartoonporn · 01-26-2016, 08:23 AM

i tried it only once.

atom · 01-26-2016, 08:29 AM

You guys realize all honey you buy is natural and organic. Even the honey bear at the grocery store. They only thing they do is filter it.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 01-26-2016, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Matyko

raw honey is shit. You wanna eat dead bee parts? :S They spin/twirl the raw stuff, filter the result and That is nice 'raw' / fresh honey. We only eat it that way, buying directly from the beekepers.

wasps make jackshit. they are predators

I looked on my jar and it says "unfiltered" but I don't see any dead bee parts in it.

Don't tell me that's in there.

RebelR · 01-26-2016, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by atom

You guys realize all honey you buy is natural and organic. Even the honey bear at the grocery store. They only thing they do is filter it.

Not quite. When they pasteurize honey, the temperatures they use kill some of the beneficial enzymes. The pasteurizing and ultra filtering process they use, removes most of the pollen in the honey and keeps it in that liquid state. Some have even used corn syrup. Up until recently 1/3 of the honey sold in the US market was actually Chinese honey that they illegally dumped on the market. It contained illegal pesticides and anti-biotics.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 01-26-2016, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by RebelR

Not quite. When they pasteurize honey, the temperatures they use kill some of the beneficial enzymes. The pasteurizing and ultra filtering process they use, removes most of the pollen in the honey and keeps it in that liquid state. Some have even used corn syrup. Up until recently 1/3 of the honey sold in the US market was actually Chinese honey that they illegally dumped on the market. It contained illegal pesticides and anti-biotics.

True, honey you buy from store always stays liquid. The honey we buy turns solidish after a while and then I have to put it in a pot of warm water to bring it back to liquid.

420 · 01-26-2016, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by atom

You guys realize all honey you buy is natural and organic. Even the honey bear at the grocery store. They only thing they do is filter it.

:lightbulb

I will buy 5 gallons of Costco honey and put it in little jars with cute labels. Then hit the farmers market with my all natural, organic honey.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 01-26-2016, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by 420

:lightbulb

I will buy 5 gallons of Costco honey and put it in little jars with cute labels. Then hit the farmers market with my all natural, organic honey.

You be my honey suckle, I'll be your honey bee

420 · 01-26-2016, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

You be my honey suckle, I'll be your honey bee

I don't know country music but I'll be your Conway twitty.

420 · 01-26-2016, 11:04 AM

I actually watched that video for the first time. So fitting. Sad at the end until you learn why the honey stand went out of business.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 01-26-2016, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by 420

I actually watched that video for the first time. So fitting. Sad at the end until you learn why the honey stand went out of business.

Then we run off to make more honey - bow chick a wow wow

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