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Old 06-22-2016, 09:11 AM   #51
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Lick from bottom to top with a wide tongue, then when she's warmed up, suck on her clit. But you can't just go all out right away and expect that to work..

Also... Don't lick hooker pussy...
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Old 06-22-2016, 12:39 PM   #52
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Old 06-22-2016, 03:00 PM   #54
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Also... Don't lick hooker pussy...

Insane that you have to tell a grown man this.

Just why? Why would you do that Captain? Do you have some sort of creampie fetish? I can think of no other reason.
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Insane that you have to tell a grown man this.

Just why? Why would you do that Captain? Do you have some sort of creampie fetish? I can think of no other reason.
She told me she was just starting her shift so ... I'm an empiricist.
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Old 06-22-2016, 03:56 PM   #56
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Insane that you have to tell a grown man this.

Just why? Why would you do that Captain? Do you have some sort of creampie fetish? I can think of no other reason.
seriously?

I adore your posts/your presence here MMG but this is so off point.

Live session sex workers have private life partners too that they protect along with themselves, and are generally aware of basic hygiene.

It's also not all that uncommon for escort clients to dine at the Y

On a pragmatic tip, most also use protection for all sex acts

Those that don't tend to be the most vulnerable/low end. They're often not in a place where they can manage their own long-term stability and safety, let alone anyone else's

Were I in that place I'd resent the fuck out of peeps like you or me judging them for not having our access to support and resources and love and all the ish that gets us through each day

you and I esp considering the nature of our own work which is a bite from the same apple.

The whole disease-ridden/cum-filled whore stereotype ish isn't fair and for real chica so far beneath ya. you realize the peeps inclined to your post would paint us with the same brush in a heartbeat, right?

Love ya anyways, just this was a wtf thing I had to address

peace and nuff respect
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Old 06-22-2016, 04:20 PM   #57
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Old 06-22-2016, 04:34 PM   #58
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seriously?

I adore your posts/your presence here MMG but this is so off point.

Live session sex workers have private life partners too that they protect along with themselves, and are generally aware of basic hygiene.

It's also not all that uncommon for escort clients to dine at the Y

On a pragmatic tip, most also use protection for all sex acts

Those that don't tend to be the most vulnerable/low end. They're often not in a place where they can manage their own long-term stability and safety, let alone anyone else's

Were I in that place I'd resent the fuck out of peeps like you or me judging them for not having our access to support and resources and love and all the ish that gets us through each day

you and I esp considering the nature of our own work which is a bite from the same apple.

The whole disease-ridden/cum-filled whore stereotype ish isn't fair and for real chica so far beneath ya. you realize the peeps inclined to your post would paint us with the same brush in a heartbeat, right?

Love ya anyways, just this was a wtf thing I had to address

peace and nuff respect
I think you're pretty awesome too Jesse! <3

I tend to think someone that refers to a woman they've paid to spend time with as a "hooker" that she would be on the low/vulnerable end of the sex worker scale. More like a quick fuck, than someone you want to enjoy, spend time with and really indulge.

Still though, I wasn't judging the woman, I wondering why on earth Captain would do that when he's paying her to pleasure him. I know some men thoroughly enjoy a good tongue lashing on the pussy, but I just wouldn't think it was part of the "hooker" experience for obvious reasons.

So glad I'm a girl and I don't have to pay for sex! Whew!!!!
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Old 06-22-2016, 04:46 PM   #59
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seriously?

I adore your posts/your presence here MMG but this is so off point.

Live session sex workers have private life partners too that they protect along with themselves, and are generally aware of basic hygiene.

It's also not all that uncommon for escort clients to dine at the Y

On a pragmatic tip, most also use protection for all sex acts

Those that don't tend to be the most vulnerable/low end. They're often not in a place where they can manage their own long-term stability and safety, let alone anyone else's

Were I in that place I'd resent the fuck out of peeps like you or me judging them for not having our access to support and resources and love and all the ish that gets us through each day

you and I esp considering the nature of our own work which is a bite from the same apple.

The whole disease-ridden/cum-filled whore stereotype ish isn't fair and for real chica so far beneath ya. you realize the peeps inclined to your post would paint us with the same brush in a heartbeat, right?

Love ya anyways, just this was a wtf thing I had to address

peace and nuff respect
I agree with both of you. It's normally fine for a "regular" hooker, but.. they can get pretty nasty if they're the ones needing money for drugs, fucking one guy, then when he's done and walking out the door, another comes in...
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That's Hollywood in action, well the Bush Government propaganda side of it.
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I agree with both of you. It's normally fine for a "regular" hooker, but.. they can get pretty nasty if they're the ones needing money for drugs, fucking one guy, then when he's done and walking out the door, another comes in...

That's what I tend to think of when I hear the term "hooker".

If he said companion then I wouldn't have made a bitter beer face. I expect her to charge a whole lot more, and fuck a whole lot less.

*shrugs* I have no freeking idea man.
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no, that's our intrepid allies removing all references to communism.
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Clearly you are doing it wrong. I remember when I first started I would wonder if she was having an orgasm, She just said it feels good but she didn't know if she ever had one or not. One fine day she flipped the fuck out in a good way and was wanting sex at least 5 times or more a day. I'm talking at least an hour each time and to the point I was getting tired of it. That is how you know she is getting fucked the right way. She would ride me in just the right way and would yell if I wasn't hard enough. She would do anything to have that O. It was kinda scary. The pressure I was under LOL
Eating the pussy works the same way. Once you do it right you can't shake them off
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Clearly you are doing it wrong. I remember when I first started I would wonder if she was having an orgasm, She just said it feels good but she didn't know if she ever had one or not. One fine day she flipped the fuck out in a good way and was wanting sex at least 5 times or more a day. I'm talking at least an hour each time and to the point I was getting tired of it. That is how you know she is getting fucked the right way. She would ride me in just the right way and would yell if I wasn't hard enough. She would do anything to have that O. It was kinda scary. The pressure I was under LOL
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I can almost fap to this post, Brian ...
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I used to love eating pussy until I found out you can get throat cancer from HPV infected whores.
Just about everyone has some kind of HPV, you just don't know it yet.. And not all kinds cause cancer, more often a high risk strain will give a woman cervical cancer than a guy getting throat cancer..
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So do / some don't

Then again, it all depends on your technique

I eat pussy like a lesbian
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