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06-21-2016, 06:53 AM
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Do women truly like getting their pussies eaten out?
My guess is NO.
From all I've experienced (I even munched hooker coochie), heard, and seen in porn I'm tending to conclude that oral sex to women (the act of licking the vagina, not caressing or fingering it) is a sheer male invention mainly because getting head is something only us guys honestly enjoy; and most girls in a beautiful (and maternal) act pretend to enjoy (almost to the point of parody) or tolerate as some conjugal duty. [/RANT]
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06-21-2016, 06:58 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Eating pussy is a maternal act?
What the actual fuck? |
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06-21-2016, 07:06 AM
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See My SIG!
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haha i've thought i heard it all
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06-21-2016, 07:06 AM
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Ik ben een aap
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06-21-2016, 07:25 AM
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You know that munching isn't supposed to be taken literally right?
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06-21-2016, 08:20 AM
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Never met a woman who was worthy of the chow that didn't like it. If anything, it's insisted upon.
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06-21-2016, 08:32 AM
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BACON BACON BACON
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you are doing it wrong
if you can lick a girls pussy properly you can basically fuck her forever |
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06-21-2016, 08:53 AM
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to much work on the pussy make them feel like in heaven
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06-21-2016, 08:56 AM
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OP is right... it was invented as a backup option for lamers who can't properly satisfy woman with his cock...
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06-21-2016, 08:57 AM
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06-21-2016, 09:02 AM
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It's 42
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06-21-2016, 09:05 AM
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Videochat Solutions
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These might help you.
On a side note. Try playing all 3 at the same time along with the Yoko Ono video (Maybe it will remind you what your hooker sounded like?).
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06-21-2016, 09:16 AM
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06-21-2016, 09:48 AM
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06-21-2016, 09:59 AM
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06-21-2016, 10:04 AM
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06-21-2016, 10:38 AM
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OP you've got it the exact opposite. Much of what they do during hetero sex is "theater" and they enjoy the closeness and the drama of the act. During oral sex they actually have real orgasms much more often, which women, like everyone else, enjoy. Of course, hookers, who are not in it to be close with you, just want you out the door or satisfied and talking. They just want you to leave and either come back with more money, or give them a good review. Hookers are different from regular women you sleep with.
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06-21-2016, 10:39 AM
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to the OP, yeah, all women are monolithic and we tend to hate when peeps with skill make us cum. Just talk to your girl about her hopes and dreams and feelings and ish, that will definitely satisfy her. Maybe put on some Sarah McLachlan to really work it 
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06-21-2016, 02:13 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Once you get past the smell,you have it beat
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06-21-2016, 02:23 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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brassmonkeys wife
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06-21-2016, 04:12 PM
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Amateur Gynecologist
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In my experience bringing a knife and fork kind of freaks them out.
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06-21-2016, 04:30 PM
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See signature :)
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Without even googling - I am sure there are polls about it, no need to guestimate like that.
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06-21-2016, 05:47 PM
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06-21-2016, 05:55 PM
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Pay It Forward
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work that clit the right way she will be your slave.
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06-21-2016, 06:05 PM
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Let's do some business!
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Female orgasm is a myth.
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06-21-2016, 06:18 PM
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Fucking shit!!!! And I thought Kanye West had no talent. |
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06-21-2016, 08:11 PM
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06-21-2016, 10:51 PM
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i once had chick who wouldn't let me eat her because the guy before me did a shitty job
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06-21-2016, 11:03 PM
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In my opinion it's about the foreplay (making out) and how horny you manage to get her before you go down. Although we enjoy the idea of a girl randomly getting on her knees and pushing our knobs down their throats, most women, prefer the idea of a long lasting warmup. Just watch how they enjoy lesbian sex...
Besides that, depends on the girl dude. Its often related to their personality insecurities and general sensitivity. When in doubt: ask her ;) |
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06-22-2016, 12:22 AM
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If it wasn't something liked. Lesbians would go straight.
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06-22-2016, 01:44 AM
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06-22-2016, 05:30 AM
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Leave out the tv in order to pass the exams.
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Some here are revealing themselves as virgins. LOL
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Naked in my bathroom
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They all want playing with the pussy
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ass munchin hookers? wtf???????
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Why do lesbians eat pussy so much?
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If all else fails and you really don't know what you're doing (and you clearly don't), just plant your lips on her pussy, stick out your tongue, and silently say the alphabet. Go vocal on 'M'. If you get to Z and she hasn't come yet, start over at A.
I've never had to resort to this but I hear it works. Like training wheels.
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