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wehateporn · 10-19-2016, 09:47 AM

... so I turned it into wine.

Rochard · 10-19-2016, 10:10 AM

Twice in the past few years my wife has found large sums of cash.

Once was the doctor's office where a landscaper left behind his bank deposit bag. The other time was when she dropped her car off at the local auto repair shop and again found a deposit bag. Both times involved thousands dollars. She returned the money both times.

pornguy · 10-19-2016, 10:56 AM

That depends.

Are you asking about the Jesus that lives on the left of me or the one on the right?

yuu.design · 10-19-2016, 03:02 PM

hahah, good one!

MiamiBoyz · 10-19-2016, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Twice in the past few years my wife has found large sums of cash.

Once was the doctor's office where a landscaper left behind his bank deposit bag. The other time was when she dropped her car off at the local auto repair shop and again found a deposit bag. Both times involved thousands dollars. She returned the money both times.

What a stupid bitch...I hope you kicked the shit out of her for letting those opportunities slip through your fingers!

God clearly had her find that money for a reason and that reason was not to return it!

EddyTheDog · 10-19-2016, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

... so I turned it into wine.

Jesus would have given to the poor - ie. me...

mineistaken · 10-20-2016, 01:14 PM

big time jokester

JFK · 10-20-2016, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Jesus would have given to the poor - ie. me...

ContentPimp · 10-20-2016, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Jesus would have given to the poor - ie. me...

and just like a good samaritan,
share your blessings to others.
ie. ME

Paul Markham · 10-21-2016, 02:53 AM

Very charitable, did you share the wine with the wedding guests?

Spunky · 10-21-2016, 06:34 AM

Jesus would give it back

LetterTwenty7 · 10-21-2016, 06:40 AM

hehe good one. I guess I would return it, but again, if God wanted me to find it, then...

NatalieK · 10-21-2016, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

... so I turned it into wine.

did you share?

czarina · 10-21-2016, 06:44 AM

Good one! I would've done the same!

ContentBay · 10-21-2016, 06:54 AM

...would have spent it on hookers and booze - the Christian way

Grapesoda · 10-21-2016, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

... so I turned it into wine.

thought maybe you would pick up some neem oil and wash some whores feet? jc had a foot fetish right?

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