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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Trump!
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Rent free in Bladewire's head
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When you shit in a public restroom...
Do you ever sit on the seat? I NEVER sit on the seat. I hover over it and sometimes I spray it all over the wall behind me
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who shits in public? Hold the loaf till you get back to your mansion Johnny?
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Videochat Solutions
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Registered User
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I fucking hate when I walk in the public bathroom and I see somebody missed the toilet... Like come on.
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👏 REVOLUTIONARY 👏
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So Fucking Banned
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I always sit on the toilet when I shit. Sorry but I ain't hovering.
Sometimes I see shit and piss on the seat and I will line it with paper which makes me feel a bit better. |
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Femcams.com
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I've only ever once had a shit in public and that was at work when i had diarrhea.
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Go to the nearest park. Don't forget the shit bags. Beware the snakes, gators and other animals.
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Confirmed Asshole
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OP goes to cruise and toe tap the guy in the next stall
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Long time no happy ending
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There's a mansion in his Mom's basement?
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full-time aspiring rapper
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I think I have done it once. I would rather risk of getting a ticket and do it in the bushes with my "Baby wipes" pouch I have near by 24/7..
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So Fucking Banned
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I need a beer
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When you gotta go,you gotta go.
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Exploiting human weakness
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4 feet to avoid the puddle and sort of launch the pee in a rainbow/artillery type of trajectory in order to get any of it in the urinal. I admit it I never step up to the the puddle and am contributing to the problem. |
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full-time aspiring rapper
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Who says we 'missed' ?
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Better to take dump in bushes then using public toilet :D
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So fuckin' bored
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When I do it, I use these:
![]() Look at the back wall in the WC cabin. This thing is usually located right there ![]()
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#21 |
It's 42
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How to Use a Squat Toilet: 7 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow
Squat toilets makes sense in public lavatories ... Westerners don't use them. |
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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#23 |
It's 42
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You would never break that toilet :OD
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