Introducing the Kalashnikov CV-1, the Russian rival to Tesla - GoFuckYourself.com

dyna mo · 08-24-2018, 07:51 AM

Kalashnikov, maker of the AK-47 assault weapon, unveiled its new "supercar," the CV-1, at a Russian defense show near Moscow Thursday.

According to media outlets reporting at a press event at the expo, a Kalashnikov media rep said the car will "let us stand in the ranks of global electric car producers such as Tesla."

Sarn · 08-24-2018, 07:57 AM

OneHungLo · 08-24-2018, 08:03 AM

Those Russians can't get away from that Lada design.

Mickey_ · 08-24-2018, 08:37 AM

Checked the calendar to see if it was April 1.

JFK · 08-24-2018, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Those Russians can't get away from that Lada design.

1st thing that came to mind !

Very Sexxy dat

bronco67 · 08-24-2018, 08:47 AM

For what it's worth, I like the style of that car.

MrBottomTooth · 08-24-2018, 09:40 AM

Looks like a 1980s Chevy suburban fucked a station wagon and an iMac.

Sly · 08-24-2018, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

Looks like a 1980s Chevy suburban fucked a station wagon and an iMac.

And a Tiffany's bag.

MaDalton · 08-24-2018, 09:46 AM

cars are really not a Russian thing. airplanes, tanks, rockets, ships - fine. but cars...

whatever car was successful in Russia was a replica of a Fiat or Renault - and that "thing" won't change anything about that

dyna mo · 08-24-2018, 09:54 AM

ruskies making moves-

the floating chernobyl

Rochard · 08-24-2018, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

Kalashnikov, maker of the AK-47 assault weapon, unveiled its new "supercar," the CV-1, at a Russian defense show near Moscow Thursday.

According to media outlets reporting at a press event at the expo, a Kalashnikov media rep said the car will "let us stand in the ranks of global electric car producers such as Tesla."

That's kind of cool looking in a retro kind of way....

Rochard · 08-24-2018, 10:08 AM

But it doesn't come close to what Audi is has going on....

just a punk · 08-24-2018, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by StefanG

cars are really not a Russian thing. airplanes, tanks, rockets, ships - fine. but cars...

Indeed, but... only civilian cars are total shit in Russia. The military or double purpose ones are quite good here. E.g. Kamaz (check the Dakar Rally winners list), GAZ Tigr, GAZ-3121, MAZ-6440, MZKT-79221 etc...

As Russians say: "we can make very good cars, but... for some unknown reason all these cars always have tracks and a barrel"

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

ruskies making moves-

the floating chernobyl

Every nuclear submarine or every one of the 10 US Nimitz-class aircraft carrier is a floating Chernobyl too. So I don't understand your wonder...

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Those Russians can't get away from that Lada design.

It's not Lada design. It's Moskvitch design of 1975. Moskvitch was yet another Soviet car factory which gone bankrupt in 2002.

And yeah, looks ugly as fuck

Hope it was an April 1st joke.

dyna mo · 08-24-2018, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Every nuclear submarine or every one of the 10 US Nimitz-class aircraft carrier is a floating Chernobyl too. So I don't understand your wonder...

I'm not the one that named it the floating chernobyl, greenpeace and other environmentalists did.

nevertheless, I think it's a stupid idea.

Bladewire · 08-24-2018, 11:30 AM

Russian ingenuity

Sarn · 08-24-2018, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

I'm not the one that named it the floating chernobyl, greenpeace and other environmentalists did.

nevertheless, I think it's a stupid idea.

All these programs did under international controls.

International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA)
https://www.iaea.org/

1:31 time

LetterTwenty7 · 08-24-2018, 02:42 PM

CV-1, what is that Crappy Vehicle 1?! Maybe I am wrong, but looks like they should stick to making the 47s.

Sarn · 08-24-2018, 03:25 PM

another one

just a punk · 08-25-2018, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Aidswire

Russian ingenuity

Indeed

celandina · 08-25-2018, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Those Russians can't get away from that Lada design.

Indeed. This is " Marussia".... looks just like Lada

Also not bad Lada knock off

Just need to get your head out from the " once red always pink" mantra and do not look at the lumpenproletariat cars.

Sarn · 08-25-2018, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by celandina

Indeed. This is " Marussia".... looks just like Lada

Also not bad Lada knock off

today lada looks like that

just a punk · 08-25-2018, 08:38 AM

That's Lada Vesta. Could be a good car... if it was sold for a price 10x-20x less than it is now.

Sarn · 08-25-2018, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

That's Lada Vesta. Could be a good car... if it was sold for a price 10x-20x less than it is now.

I agree

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