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pimpmaster9000 · 11-05-2019, 10:14 AM

I am pimpmaster9000 now...it was inevitable...everything I touch turns in to a stripper and makes me money

I could recruit a girl if I was marooned alone on a deserted island

real talk: I am the single biggest recruiter in my country where it is almost impossible to recruit

real talk: I lived with strippers in my studio like my idol hugh hefner, it sucked, but I earned the bragging rights, also hugh had one crew, I had 3 shifts...strippers came in shifts to make me money...at this point in time I earned the 9000 level...I guess the only thing left is to have women making me money on multiple continents at the same time...I have been pimping for almost a decade now...senior pimp = confirmed...

here is a chart of the money flow

custie ----> stripper -----> me

here is the flow of money for normal people:

normal person ------> woman------>shoes

perhaps I will make a udemy course one day...

King Mark · 11-05-2019, 10:16 AM

Wrong section, nerd

dyna mo · 11-05-2019, 10:17 AM

I'm sure you got a new tracksuit to celebrate

astronaut x · 11-05-2019, 10:19 AM

As I said in another thread....your new nic is gayer then the last one. Now you sound like a dildo. Like serouisly, your nic sounds like it gets shoved up twats and buttholes.

astronaut x · 11-05-2019, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

I'm sure you got a new tracksuit to celebrate

Dayum....lol!!! Booya!!

escorpio · 11-05-2019, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

I'm sure you got a new tracksuit to celebrate

What is wrong with tracksuit? Is real Adidas, my friend. In my country is very cool.

pimpmaster9000 · 11-05-2019, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

I'm sure you got a new tracksuit to celebrate

stripy adidas is manly as fuck...does not look good on girly men so low testosterone regions will wear things like a man purse and have hairstyles...like girls...also gay parades..men are above fashion and do not give a shit about that gay crap...big balls dudes wear what is most comfortable for their balls...hairstyles and fashion are for girls...

Quote:

Originally Posted by asstronaut x

sounds like it gets shoved up twats and buttholes.

it does...those are my favorite things to impale...

OneHungLo · 11-05-2019, 10:58 AM

I ain't gonna lie I like this new name. I probably would have went with pimpmaster5000 instead, but none the less.. this is good.

escorpio · 11-05-2019, 11:07 AM

I'm thinking of changing my nick to pimpmaster10000.

crockett · 11-05-2019, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

I'm thinking of changing my nick to pimpmaster10000.

adultinnovation · 11-05-2019, 11:18 AM

3000 sounds better

pimpmaster9000 · 11-05-2019, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

I'm thinking of changing my nick to pimpmaster10000.

9000 is the max possible level...9001 is unobtainable

ghjghj · 11-05-2019, 11:33 AM

wehateporn · 11-05-2019, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

I'm thinking of changing my nick to pimpmaster10000.

And a He-Man profile pic?

huey · 11-05-2019, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpmaster9000

stripy adidas is manly as fuck...does not look good on girly men so low testosterone regions will wear things like a man purse and have hairstyles...like girls...also gay parades..men are above fashion and do not give a shit about that gay crap...big balls dudes wear what is most comfortable for their balls...hairstyles and fashion are for girls...

it does...those are my favorite things to impale...

If your wearing a fresh pair of white Stan Smith's with your track suit you are a true pimp.

dyna mo · 11-05-2019, 12:08 PM

Klen · 11-05-2019, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by King Mark

Wrong section, nerd

Yep, moved to main section.

And also:

Smack dat · 11-05-2019, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpmaster9000

I am pimpmaster9000 now...it was inevitable...everything I touch turns in to a stripper and makes me money

I could recruit a girl if I was marooned alone on a deserted island

real talk: I am the single biggest recruiter in my country where it is almost impossible to recruit

real talk: I lived with strippers in my studio like my idol hugh hefner, it sucked, but I earned the bragging rights, also hugh had one crew, I had 3 shifts...strippers came in shifts to make me money...at this point in time I earned the 9000 level...I guess the only thing left is to have women making me money on multiple continents at the same time...I have been pimping for almost a decade now...senior pimp = confirmed...

here is a chart of the money flow

custie ----> stripper -----> me

here is the flow of money for normal people:

normal person ------> woman------>shoes

perhaps I will make a udemy course one day...

This quite honestly is the single greatest thread ever posted on teh GFY. No bullshit.

CaptainHowdy · 11-05-2019, 05:46 PM

. . .

Rochard · 11-05-2019, 06:01 PM

#winning

sarettah · 11-05-2019, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpmaster9000

9000 is the max possible level...9001 is unobtainable

Change the number of bytes you are using, damn, this isn't 1990, ya know? Nowadays you should be able to go to like pimpmaster1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000 without issue.

.

sarettah · 11-05-2019, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

This quite honestly is the single greatest thread ever posted on teh GFY. No bullshit.

You are so easily impressed.

.

CaptainHowdy · 11-05-2019, 06:52 PM

I see that I'm not a demi-mod anymore. Thanks.

Klen · 11-05-2019, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I see that I'm not a demi-mod anymore. Thanks.

You welcome

Kittens · 11-05-2019, 11:06 PM

This post is almost as lame as your new nick.

Grapesoda · 11-06-2019, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpmaster9000

I am pimpmaster9000 now...it was inevitable...everything I touch turns in to a stripper and makes me money

I could recruit a girl if I was marooned alone on a deserted island

real talk: I am the single biggest recruiter in my country where it is almost impossible to recruit

real talk: I lived with strippers in my studio like my idol hugh hefner, it sucked, but I earned the bragging rights, also hugh had one crew, I had 3 shifts...strippers came in shifts to make me money...at this point in time I earned the 9000 level...I guess the only thing left is to have women making me money on multiple continents at the same time...I have been pimping for almost a decade now...senior pimp = confirmed...

here is a chart of the money flow

custie ----> stripper -----> me

i
here is the flow of money for normal people:

normal person ------> woman------>shoes

perhaps I will make a udemy course one day...

if you think about pussy you'll always be broke, if you think about money you'll always have pussy. BTW I'm not the kinda guy to take money off women... I view that as very low ethics

Grapesoda · 11-06-2019, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

I'm thinking of changing my nick to pimpmaster10000.

I was thinking bronco68 myself.... just 1 better, you know? lol!!

pimpmaster9000 · 11-06-2019, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

if you think about pussy you'll always be broke, if you think about money you'll always have pussy.

and if women make you money by doing tricks you will always have both...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

BTW I'm not the kinda guy to take money off women... I view that as very low ethics

I have fat fat envelopes full of stripper money that is the only cash I use...I make the bulk of my money with software development and trading but the stripper money is the money I like to spend the most and it is the only cash I ever touch...it is blessed pimp money

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kittens

This post is almost as lame as your new nick.

it is factual reality...I am level 9000...

Grapesoda · 11-06-2019, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpmaster9000

and if women make you money by doing tricks you will always have both... The worst part or content production was people like you coming to my house $.02

I have fat fat envelopes full of stripper money that is the only cash I use...I make the bulk of my money with software development and trading but the stripper money is the money I like to spend the most and it is the only cash I ever touch...it is blessed pimp money

it is factual reality...I am level 9000...

Low ethics is not funny to me I don't look up to you at all nor do I want what you have

pimpmaster9000 · 11-06-2019, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

Low ethics is not funny to me I don't look up to you at all nor do I want what you have

what low ethics? I provide women with a space to show their pussy for money in exchange for a commission...they think I am the best thing since sliced bread and I took almost all of them off the street from hooking...the rest of them are grateful to have such a cool fucking boss and easy money...I am not exaggerating when I say that I am too good for them...but I am a generous pimp

CaptainHowdy · 11-06-2019, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Klen

You welcome

. . . Bring back the option to edit the post ?

escorpio · 11-06-2019, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

I was thinking bronco68 myself.... just 1 better, you know? lol!!

You think you got what it takes, bro?

blackmonsters · 11-06-2019, 07:11 PM

This thread delivered.

ghjghj · 11-07-2019, 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio

You think you got what it takes, bro?

This explains a great deal

babeterminal · 11-07-2019, 03:54 AM

i will buy two

Brian mike · 11-07-2019, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpmaster9000

what low ethics? I provide women with a space to show their pussy for money in exchange for a commission...they think I am the best thing since sliced bread and I took almost all of them off the street from hooking...the rest of them are grateful to have such a cool fucking boss and easy money...I am not exaggerating when I say that I am too good for them...but I am a generous pimp

Grapesoda · 11-07-2019, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio

You think you got what it takes, bro?

Step back!!!!

NatalieK · 11-08-2019, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpmaster9000

9000 is the max possible level...9001 is unobtainable

I think, in this circumstance, less is more...

007, 999, or 101, maybe 404 or 401

all these have more ring... personally pimpmaster101 sounds good

11-05-2019, 10:14 AM	#1
pimpmaster9000 Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 26,732	thank you klen :) I am pimpmaster9000 now...it was inevitable...everything I touch turns in to a stripper and makes me money I could recruit a girl if I was marooned alone on a deserted island real talk: I am the single biggest recruiter in my country where it is almost impossible to recruit real talk: I lived with strippers in my studio like my idol hugh hefner, it sucked, but I earned the bragging rights, also hugh had one crew, I had 3 shifts...strippers came in shifts to make me money...at this point in time I earned the 9000 level...I guess the only thing left is to have women making me money on multiple continents at the same time...I have been pimping for almost a decade now...senior pimp = confirmed... here is a chart of the money flow custie ----> stripper -----> me here is the flow of money for normal people: normal person ------> woman------>shoes perhaps I will make a udemy course one day... __________________ Report a suspicious cracker: Click Here

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