blackmonsters

50 virgin losers.

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SBJ

In before the ban?

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If I get banned before that useless sack of rotting smegma for defending the honor of my mother, then I'm better off gone from here anyway. You know damn well if he said that shit to any mod, he would be long gone. If they'd rather have that mouth-breathing, bumbling-ass, dumb shit posting 'yo mamma' in every other post, then so be it.

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I'm talkin' 'bout YER MUTHA!!!!



Suggestion: don't take words written on the Internet so seriously.

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Tube Ace

I have every right to check him.

blackmonsters

Eat a dick you virgin sissy.

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blackmonsters

Not banned yet.

Looks like he's got protected status to make death threats.

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If you dorks were actually capable of getting a woman that didn't resemble this



I'd take her from you and show her what being with a real man is like

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Keep digging...

Grapesoda

Good for you. Something for you to remember, the urge to drink goes away whether you drink or not.

Tube Ace

Thanks. Did you mean the urge *never* goes away? There's a saying "once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic" since it's always a constant battle not to drink. I don't think I was an alcoholic, but I was getting close about 7 years ago. I used to binge drink a few nights per week, but not everyday or else I'd be dead. I guess it depends on the definition.

Some days I just want to go back to my old ways and drown myself in whiskey (Makers or Crown rocks were my drinks), but I'm done with that. I wasted too much time, money and energy doing that. New Orleans is a city full of functioning alcoholics and is the main reason I had to leave.

Today, at age 39 I'm in the best shape of my life. I actually have 10-pack abs showing now that I don't have all those extra empty calories and I train hard in the gym everyday. I've run about 15 marathons in the last 2 years. I had to replace one addiction with another.

"A sound mind in a sound body" is absolutely true.

I really feel like a god now and I'm searching for my goddess.

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blackmonsters

My life don't matter.

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If you believe that, it's your own fault.



If Jocko is too manly for you to muster, this pretty young lady will tell you the same thing.



Now hike up your skirt, grab your balls and man the fuck up.

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Speigelau

It must, normally you'd be banned by now since talking about one's family member is grounds for banning under gfy rules. The "your mom" schtick might be a tad funny still to 15 year olds, but after that you gotta know when you're crossing the line.

Grapesoda

wear really nice leather shoes, (keep them polished) slacks and dress shirts. maybe a sports coat and nice expensive watch. women ALWAYS look at the shoes to judge a man.

live in a nice clean area, even if the place is small. get a nice car, even a used car, tesla? maybe a small Mercedes?

keep everything super clean. ALWAYS have clean hands and nails. a woman looking at your hands is thinking about that hand in her pussy. you wanna be really really clean and neat. keep your finger nails clipped too. finger nails will cut up a pussy inside.

you need to represent stability and conservatism. don't use foul language, still working on this myself. the better you are, the better woman/partner you will draw. and most importantly... LISTEN. women need to be heard.

get dressed up and go practice somewhere... be polite a bit silly and chat women up that are open to it with no intention. no motivation other than the joy of chatting up a woman. I like women so this is easy for me.

this is where you learn, a woman will make the move if she is interested. get information with out the risk of rejection: 'wow you are really an amazing person, is your boy friend as cool as you are?" or "your boyfriend is one lucky guy" or "what kind of guys do you date?" like a casual friendly question these questions will give you info at no risk.

the most important thing is find the woman for you. not every woman is right for you, but the right woman, the right partner will light your life up and bring you to a new level. so think very clearly about what you're doing. like a business move. I was told never date a woman unless she has these 4 things 1. a place to live, couch surfing ids not a place to live. 2. a car, look inside and see that the car is clean inside... because that's your future home environment. 3. a bank account and 4. a steady job or profession and is gainfully employed. ultimately it comes down to merging your business with another business. you want to merge with a healthy business, correct?

that should give you something to think about. BTW I'm not sure porn chicks are stable enough or sane enough.

blackmonsters

Yo mamma smells like a trash can.

Did that make you mad enough to make a death threat?

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Speigelau

There was never a death threat, he said he may rock you in the mouth if he sees you.

Grapesoda

Alcoholism is a mental state spiritual state whether you drink or not.

Even when you stop drinking you're still spiritually an alcoholic.

I never wanted to go back to using because using is worse than not using. I'm not sure how you feel about that situation. Yes I am a blackout drinker however I preferred drugs.

The main thing to do when you 1st stop drinking take it slow and don't make any lifelong changes or plans.

It might not seem like it to you but your thinking is definitely suspect at this point.

Honestly the best thing to do is go to some meetings and find 1 or 2 guys that you trust

The pussy at meetings is fucked up and they never get better.....

blackmonsters

Was his cum sweet or salty?

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Speigelau

I guess you're trying to be funny again, no idea what that even means.

blackmonsters

Talk all day, everyday, about Black fathers and baby moms but freak out about

Yo mamma!

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blackmonsters

That's because you're so smart.

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Speigelau

You must have me confused with someone else, I don't talk about any of that.

GFY Rule #5
Do not attack people's personal lives or families.

blackmonsters

Nobody surfing this website has a personal life bro.

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Grapesoda

Think salted caramel

blackmonsters

Damn, you admit you know.

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TheLegacy

A few years ago we use to get Mormon teams visit our house - they were sent there because my wife's mother was Mormon and was attempting to convert us. As a general rule of thumb only known to me I would only stand at the door and talk to the really hot missionary girls - and they often moved them around from town to town regularly and stayed at the same house to avoid relationships. Most of the girls were watched closely never to get involved with anyone - but I swear only a few smiled and talked with me when I told them that I worked in porn. Outside of that - when others visited a month or two later - oddly enough my revelation never seemed to make it in the notes only that I was pleasant to talk to wrote one or two of the female missionaries LOL

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I spent a month in Provo, Utah near BYU in July 2020 and I've never felt more embraced by a community in my life. As I mentioned in your other thread, I'm highly recruited by the gay and Mormon communities, probably because I look like an alter boy, as one of my teenage friends nicknamed me. I didn't tell anyone too specifically the kind of work I'm involved in, for obvious reasons.

One night I went to one of the very few bars (drinking my OJ, cranberry and soda water mocktail) they had in Provo and began shooting pool. Within a few minutes a few people joined me and we began talking. We started having the usual conversations like where are you from, what are you doing in town and such.

I just went right ahead and told them I'm looking for a wife. They didn't laugh or seem too surprised. One of the guys just nodded, smiled and said, "that's smart, Mormon women are great!". Then he began talking about his life history (I think he grew up in Cali and was of Latino descent) and how we was raised by a Mormon family and he is incredibly grateful for them because in his younger years he was involved in gangs and credited his adopted family for saving his life.

Most days while in Provo, I went to the Rec center which was the nicest sports/gym facility I've ever been to. Everything was in top-notch condition. It had 4 full-sized indoor basketball courts, indoor and outdoor Olympic sized swimming pools, weight room, running track suspended above the ground floor and water slides/park for the kids. I've never seen so many white dudes that could dunk a basketball in my life or how they would all play as a team for that matter. I couldn't believe how courteous and wholesome everybody seemed.

You'll hardly see anybody smoking or have any tattoos. It's like the Jim Carey movie, The Truman Show, complete with the white picket fences.

You just get this feeling like this is how we're supposed to live. Everybody seemed happy and genuinely cared about others' well-being. The young women would have aerobics type classes by the weight room area and I definitely liked what I saw. I plan on returning there in a few month after I launch my new business.

They have a saying "modest is hottest" and they really don't like to flaunt their wealth. It's like they don't want to hurt the feelings of anyone less fortunate than they are.

SBJ

I would say they thought you were gay based on what you were drinking. WTF is this post???

Talking about spending time in so and so in 2020?

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If you hadn't noticed, I created this thread on 05-25-2020, 2 months before my trip to Utah to conduct reconnaissance.

I quit drinking alcohol the Christmas before my trip to Utah and don't always want to drink water at restaurants/bars/clubs. I used to drink Crown Royal or Maker's Mark on the rocks. Here in Mexico, my go to drink is Lemonade (made with limes) con (with) mineral (mineralized soda water).

Based on your toon avatar holding a bottle of Jagermeister with title of 'So Fucking Fabulous', you are an obese alcoholic in denial.

SBJ

Yes because it's always a good idea to base assumptions on toons that were made in 2006

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So you've slimmed down since then?

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TheLegacy

Well I'm glad you had that experience. For me it was just after my divorce and I was one of the few men in Canada that actually won custody over 2 kids. Now that being said - I needed a nanny who could manage the house - kids (not in school) while I worked. I was never looking for a wife - never wanted one. Yet the kids fell in love with her and after a while with her caring/love they even started calling her mom. That took my attention.

She came from a Mormon background (and before anyone says it she wasn't grooming them) - my kids really had a difficult biological mother and must have for me to get custody. So - with all being said - I got married for the kids so they would grow up in a balanced home with loving parents who raised them. Now it's 5 kids all together and after 11 years of marriage still going strong.

It took me a few months talking to my dad and two advisors I keep in my life to assist me from making stupid moves and they were all in agreement.

Look I may not have much to offer the world in total - but if anyone asks the reason why I should rest in peace I merely have to look at the balanced - well being and loved children I have and I know that's enough

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Pure gold! Thank you for posting this. Every man should print this out, laminate it and hang it on their bedroom wall as a reminder.

Not being an alcoholic myself I did have a recovering one as a roommate for several years, plus being in the music industry in New York in the '90s I certainly knew a few dozen. So I say this with love and respect to anyone in recovery: the #1 thing you have to watch out for - and this, I think, is the OP's issue with getting those "10 pack abs" - is something called symptom substitution.

Symptom substitution is where you simply swap out one addiction for a supposedly healthier one, like going to the gym. Often it shows up with smoking, or taking drugs (meds), or eating (getting fat after rehab is common), etc. So you may still be addicted but you have simply switched that addiction to another substance albeit a healthier one.

Also: find a partner who doesn't drink and has never had any substance abuse issues.

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