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Old 08-27-2003, 12:42 PM   #51
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Old 08-27-2003, 12:44 PM   #52
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:stoned

: hahaha why the fuck post that shit to begin with...

at least after she got her worth she fell asleep and u dont have to listen to the bitch nagging and so forth

and i wouldnt be doin it while shes asleep , why dun u just wake her up an ask for a handjob or some shit , sounds to me like u have some sort of fucked up fetish with unconscious people
what if she was dead ? would u still get ur jollies jerkin over her corpse u sick fuck

and i can think of tons of better shit to jerk off to rather than some bitch whos asleep

why dont u start tit fuckin the bitch an waker her up and shit
and have a bong whilst doing so man trustme that is better
timing ur bong hit right at the point of ejaculation and holding it in and releaing at the same time as u ejaculate is an art and its fucken good buzz too , try that shit man

also who wants some galleries ? email me some shit and i can submit yas some if not get fucked ya hahahahas and bong the fuck on !!!

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Old 08-27-2003, 12:46 PM   #53
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Old 08-27-2003, 12:47 PM   #54
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could u film and post a clip? then we all can see what u are doing and really tell you what we think
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Old 08-27-2003, 12:53 PM   #55
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Just do her while she's asleep thats not rape, that should wake her up!
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Old 08-27-2003, 02:21 PM   #56
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Old 08-27-2003, 02:25 PM   #57
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A lot of girls are half asleep when you're fucking them anyway.


hell a lot of them are asleep when they're walking around....






























but then again that goes for both genders really...
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Old 08-27-2003, 02:33 PM   #58
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My girlfriend works two jobs and is very tired all of the time. She only gets like 4 hrs of sleep, so when she sleeps, I dont wake her.

A couple of weeks ago, we were having sex when she fell asleep before I could finish. Being that she had two orgasams, I felt very frustrated and decided to finish the job myself while she slept. I pulled myself out of her and jerked off all over.

Needless to say, I sort of liked the experience... being able to jerk it all over like in a porn movie or something.

Now, I get the urge to masteurbate on her during the night whenever we dont have sex. I find myself doing this almost every night now. She is so sexy, and I love watching her sleep.

Is this wrong and weird for me to do? I always feel guilty after I bust a nut all over her.

It turns me on when she wakes up and cant figure out why her hair is sticky.

I figure, at least Im not looking at porn and jacking off to other women like most of you sick fuckers do.... Im getting off on watching my own girlfriend.

nice joke
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Old 08-27-2003, 06:15 PM   #59
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I think someone should make a site with this content-I bet it would sell very well
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Old 08-27-2003, 06:32 PM   #60
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I think someone should make a site with this content-I bet it would sell very well
There actually is a niche devoted to the sleeping model/wife/girlfriend. Voyeur submission sites get a lot of that material, though it's more of a fetish thing and most voyeurs don't get off on it.
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Old 08-27-2003, 06:33 PM   #61
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Old 08-27-2003, 07:18 PM   #62
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Old 08-27-2003, 07:41 PM   #63
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sick boy,, blow it in a glass and then pur it on her face

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Old 09-09-2003, 01:44 PM   #64
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Old 09-09-2003, 02:00 PM   #65
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I have done it.... LOL

That brought back memories......
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Old 09-09-2003, 02:36 PM   #66
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Old 09-09-2003, 02:43 PM   #67
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my girl likes when i do that =)

i always tyhought it would make a good niche thats why i got womensleeping.com

got some prelim shots from a chick have to dig em up
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Old 09-09-2003, 02:43 PM   #68
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Shooting all over her back and ass huh? NICE!
I don't think everyone got that.

your still a piece of shit though aaronm.
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Old 09-09-2003, 02:51 PM   #69
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Talk to Doctor Ruth. she might be able to help ya
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Old 11-17-2007, 01:32 PM   #70
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Old 11-17-2007, 02:03 PM   #71
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Old 11-17-2007, 02:08 PM   #72
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hahaha this is a funny thread...
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Old 11-17-2007, 02:09 PM   #73
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Did this really need to be dug up all the way from back in 2003? Funny thread though...
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Old 11-17-2007, 03:07 PM   #74
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Old 11-17-2007, 03:13 PM   #75
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Old 06-15-2011, 09:40 PM   #79
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Did this really need to be dug up all the way from back in 2003? Funny thread though...
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Old 06-15-2011, 10:09 PM   #81
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Old 06-15-2011, 10:22 PM   #82
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Haha, WTF! Nah, I don't think that classifies as rape. You might be able to start a clip store with this.
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Old 06-16-2011, 02:44 AM   #86
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this sounds familiar to a story I heard recently.


Some guy offered women $100 a piece to test a new facial cream

he took them to a room, blindfolded them, and jerked off on their faces.

Later, a women relized she'd been duped, and went to the police.

The police couldn't charge him on sexual assault or indescent exposure (the girls were blindfolded). Eventually they got him on some stupid crime and he got probation.... interesting story though.
yeah but i don't think his own girlfriend would charge him with anything - unless she was looking for an excuse to get out of the relationship to begin with.

But it's a really funny thread
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yeah but i don't think his own girlfriend would charge him with anything - unless she was looking for an excuse to get out of the relationship to begin with.

But it's a really funny thread
his GF dont mind, she probably find out after all that time what is that sticky in her hair
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My girlfriend works two jobs and is very tired all of the time. She only gets like 4 hrs of sleep, so when she sleeps, I dont wake her.

A couple of weeks ago, we were having sex when she fell asleep before I could finish. Being that she had two orgasams, I felt very frustrated and decided to finish the job myself while she slept. I pulled myself out of her and jerked off all over.

Needless to say, I sort of liked the experience... being able to jerk it all over like in a porn movie or something.

Now, I get the urge to masteurbate on her during the night whenever we dont have sex. I find myself doing this almost every night now. She is so sexy, and I love watching her sleep.

Is this wrong and weird for me to do? I always feel guilty after I bust a nut all over her.

It turns me on when she wakes up and cant figure out why her hair is sticky.

I figure, at least Im not looking at porn and jacking off to other women like most of you sick fuckers do.... Im getting off on watching my own girlfriend.



I thought i was the only one

Man, when you start doing this, it's like a drug huh ?
Now the thrill to not get caught and to be able to whip out the shit is a nice thrill.

I want to try to the facial stuff but i guess that will be too much.
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Old 06-16-2011, 09:25 AM   #91
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Well, at least it's not your sister... or else that would have taken on a lot more creep-factor o.O
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