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neewwman · 08-31-2004, 10:21 PM

There's something in my garage behind a bunch of storage containers. It's moving and rustling and it sounds big -- much bigger than a rat. Maybe a possum or something.

But the other clue is that it stinks to high heaven. It's a rank, stomach-turning odor, but it's not a skunk.

So what is it?

eroswebmaster · 08-31-2004, 10:21 PM

A homeless man?

pornguy · 08-31-2004, 10:21 PM

Have you seen your kid lately?

just wondering.

Big Rick · 08-31-2004, 10:30 PM

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Originally posted by pornguy
Have you seen your kid lately?

just wondering.

KMR Stitch · 08-31-2004, 10:31 PM

Is this a brain teaser?

or are you serious lol

Marcus Aurelius · 08-31-2004, 10:32 PM

it could be a snake! they can emit a foul odor when frightened, its a musky damp scent.

neewwman · 08-31-2004, 10:38 PM

I'm serious, it's not a brain teaser.

Ain't a homeless man. The smell doesn't smell like B.O. or anything I've smelled before.

I live in a semi-rural area and we have lots of rabbits, lizards, coyotes, etc.

Didn't think of a snake. It would have to be pretty big to make as much noise as it is.

SuckOnThis · 08-31-2004, 10:40 PM

Well dammit get your camera and go move the damn boxes so we can see.

Elli · 08-31-2004, 10:42 PM

Muskrat or opossum is highy possible. Even a little striped or spotted skunk?

Magg · 08-31-2004, 10:44 PM

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Originally posted by SuckOnThis
Well dammit get your camera and go move the damn boxes so we can see.

galleryseek · 08-31-2004, 10:47 PM

stop being a pussy and have a bat in hand, check that shit out.

Spunky · 08-31-2004, 10:49 PM

My guess is a possum...thems good eats

neewwman · 08-31-2004, 10:50 PM

I've smelled skunks before and this doesn't smell like skunk.

I've dealt with opossums and never noticed a smell but maybe they can secrete one if they're scared or something?

Hell no I'm not moving the boxes and taking a picture. This is what I'm visualizing:

galleryseek · 08-31-2004, 10:52 PM

haahaha okay then.. go to sleep only to wake up with your pants down your knees and a sore asshole n' a headache.

Elli · 08-31-2004, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by neewwman
I've smelled skunks before and this doesn't smell like skunk.

I've dealt with opossums and never noticed a smell but maybe they can secrete one if they're scared or something?

Hell no I'm not moving the boxes and taking a picture. This is what I'm visualizing:

K that's enough scary movies for you, young man! Turn off the television and go find out what's in your house! Geez!

volante · 08-31-2004, 10:57 PM

Chupacabra perhaps? Those mexican immigrants get everywhere these days

Fukeneh · 08-31-2004, 11:01 PM

stop being a pussy!

i had to remove 8 rats after a 2 month vacation. how the fuck do rats get to the 3rd floor. i dunno! how did 8 get there, i beats me. how did they all go away? dead by my hand!

neewwman · 08-31-2004, 11:03 PM

I got sick to my stomach hearing and smelling that thing. I was scared it was going to jump out at me.

I'm still queasy an hour later.

Maybe it is the chupacabra. Maybe it'll go away when it can't find a goat . . .

jOdEs · 08-31-2004, 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
A homeless man?

LOL

strats · 08-31-2004, 11:06 PM

its a porcupine.

Fukeneh · 08-31-2004, 11:07 PM

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Originally posted by strats
its a porcupine.

good suggestion.

Deepai · 08-31-2004, 11:37 PM

is your mother visiting perhaps??

wdsguy · 08-31-2004, 11:38 PM

get yer shotgun cuz its gonna bite

fro n ss · 08-31-2004, 11:39 PM

could be a coon

Elli · 08-31-2004, 11:42 PM

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Originally posted by fro n ss
could be a coon

It probably would be out exploring, not hiding in a corner, if it was a coon. That and making noises.

Steen2 · 08-31-2004, 11:51 PM

Juicy?

Oncle_Benny · 09-01-2004, 12:14 AM

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Originally posted by Steen2
Juicy?

DavieVegas · 09-01-2004, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by neewwman
There's something in my garage behind a bunch of storage containers. It's moving and rustling and it sounds big -- much bigger than a rat. Maybe a possum or something.

But the other clue is that it stinks to high heaven. It's a rank, stomach-turning odor, but it's not a skunk.

So what is it?

dead body maybe?

fang · 09-01-2004, 12:30 AM

It's a ferret ...they smell a little but he won't hurt you

SpaceAce · 09-01-2004, 12:30 AM

OK, there's a large smelly mystery beast in your garage and you're planning to NOT move the boxes and see what the hell is going on? You seriously need to hitch up your balls and go take care of business because you can't have unknown creatures wandering around in your house. It's in the garage now but you'll be mighty unhappy if you try to ignore and it turns up in your shower or something.

SpaceAce

SpaceAce · 09-01-2004, 12:31 AM

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Originally posted by DavieVegas
dead body maybe?

Making rustling noises? Better call Bruce Campbell.

SpaceAce

Odie · 09-01-2004, 12:32 AM

maybe it's a raccoonn..

Plan9 · 09-01-2004, 12:33 AM

Why dont you just look??

eiht_98 · 09-01-2004, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by volante
Chupacabra perhaps? Those mexican immigrants get everywhere these days

stevo · 09-01-2004, 12:37 AM

I thought some wet dirty dog was attacking my trash cans in the garage... it turned out to be an Armadillo - that shit stinks!

Manowar · 09-01-2004, 01:48 AM

shoot it and see

tootie · 09-01-2004, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevo
I thought some wet dirty dog was attacking my trash cans in the garage... it turned out to be an Armadillo - that shit stinks!

Yeah, Armadillos do smell horrible. Peee-ewww!

hova · 09-01-2004, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornguy
Have you seen your kid lately?

just wondering.

Raf1 · 09-01-2004, 02:30 AM

It could be an alien

gangbangjoe · 09-01-2004, 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornguy
Have you seen your kid lately?

just wondering.

TiGrrPrr · 09-01-2004, 03:28 AM

javelina and possum stink, miss the toss out of last weeks take out?

NoCarrier · 09-01-2004, 03:50 AM

Watch out.. They usually hide in the dark.

KDizzla · 09-01-2004, 03:54 AM

Are you a man or a mouse? Stop being a little girl and find out what the fuck it is! What are you scared?

mardigras · 09-01-2004, 03:55 AM

There's also the possibility that the smell is coming from the remains of the critter's past dinners.

WarChild · 09-01-2004, 03:58 AM

You need dogs. They take care of all these silly problems and they're chop chop about it.

As an added bonus, they'll mostly eat any spiders you point out to them.

Kyle · 09-01-2004, 04:00 AM

It's a Terodactyl

reynold · 09-01-2004, 04:00 AM

maybe it was just a dog that had been in a ditch.

09-01-2004, 04:02 AM

Don't be scared. It's probably just an giant snake that's been shitting itself for weeks.

OR.....

*******LLLLL!

08-31-2004, 10:21 PM	#1
neewwman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA, USA Posts: 1,737	What the Fuck is in My Garage? There's something in my garage behind a bunch of storage containers. It's moving and rustling and it sounds big -- much bigger than a rat. Maybe a possum or something. But the other clue is that it stinks to high heaven. It's a rank, stomach-turning odor, but it's not a skunk. So what is it? __________________ Porn Wealth Everything the newbie adult webmaster needs to know. Buy it, or sell it through our 50% affiliate program!

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08-31-2004, 10:38 PM	#7
neewwman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA, USA Posts: 1,737	I'm serious, it's not a brain teaser. Ain't a homeless man. The smell doesn't smell like B.O. or anything I've smelled before. I live in a semi-rural area and we have lots of rabbits, lizards, coyotes, etc. Didn't think of a snake. It would have to be pretty big to make as much noise as it is. __________________ Porn Wealth Everything the newbie adult webmaster needs to know. Buy it, or sell it through our 50% affiliate program!

08-31-2004, 10:42 PM	#9
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	Muskrat or opossum is highy possible. Even a little striped or spotted skunk? __________________ email: [email protected]

08-31-2004, 10:31 PM	#5
KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	Is this a brain teaser? or are you serious lol

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Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	it could be a snake! they can emit a foul odor when frightened, its a musky damp scent.

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SuckOnThis So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In my head Posts: 6,844	Well dammit get your camera and go move the damn boxes so we can see.

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galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	stop being a pussy and have a bat in hand, check that shit out.

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08-31-2004, 10:50 PM	#13
neewwman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA, USA Posts: 1,737	I've smelled skunks before and this doesn't smell like skunk. I've dealt with opossums and never noticed a smell but maybe they can secrete one if they're scared or something? Hell no I'm not moving the boxes and taking a picture. This is what I'm visualizing: __________________ Porn Wealth Everything the newbie adult webmaster needs to know. Buy it, or sell it through our 50% affiliate program!

08-31-2004, 10:52 PM	#14
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	haahaha okay then.. go to sleep only to wake up with your pants down your knees and a sore asshole n' a headache.

08-31-2004, 10:57 PM	#16
volante Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: LAX Immigration Posts: 2,940	Chupacabra perhaps? Those mexican immigrants get everywhere these days

08-31-2004, 11:01 PM	#17
Fukeneh Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Location: Location: Posts: 1,245	stop being a pussy! i had to remove 8 rats after a 2 month vacation. how the fuck do rats get to the 3rd floor. i dunno! how did 8 get there, i beats me. how did they all go away? dead by my hand!

08-31-2004, 11:03 PM	#18
neewwman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA, USA Posts: 1,737	I got sick to my stomach hearing and smelling that thing. I was scared it was going to jump out at me. I'm still queasy an hour later. Maybe it is the chupacabra. Maybe it'll go away when it can't find a goat . . . __________________ Porn Wealth Everything the newbie adult webmaster needs to know. Buy it, or sell it through our 50% affiliate program!

08-31-2004, 11:06 PM	#20
strats Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,805	its a porcupine.

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fro n ss Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 272	could be a coon

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09-01-2004, 12:30 AM	#30
SpaceAce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Magrathea Posts: 6,493	OK, there's a large smelly mystery beast in your garage and you're planning to NOT move the boxes and see what the hell is going on? You seriously need to hitch up your balls and go take care of business because you can't have unknown creatures wandering around in your house. It's in the garage now but you'll be mighty unhappy if you try to ignore and it turns up in your shower or something. SpaceAce

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stevo Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Orlando, Florida Posts: 2,051	I thought some wet dirty dog was attacking my trash cans in the garage... it turned out to be an Armadillo - that shit stinks!

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09-01-2004, 03:58 AM	#45
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09-01-2004, 04:00 AM	#46
Kyle So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Antonio, Texas Group: Admin Posts: 293	It's a Terodactyl

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	maybe it was just a dog that had been in a ditch.

09-01-2004, 04:02 AM	#48
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	Don't be scared. It's probably just an giant snake that's been shitting itself for weeks. OR..... *******LLLLL!