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Lensman · 11-06-2004, 08:29 AM

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Pete · 11-06-2004, 08:31 AM

I'll have to try that.

Marcus Aurelius · 11-06-2004, 08:32 AM

poor guy came to america, spent all his money on drugs, even sold his clothes, and still couldnt get a flight to australia. I feel bad for him.

I think we've all been naked, strung out, standing in an airport, looking for a flight to australia and our credit card is maxed out. It happens to the best of us.

cool1 · 11-06-2004, 08:33 AM

A little desperate to escape the coming winter

kristin · 11-06-2004, 08:33 AM

I bet being naked really helped.

Pipecrew · 11-06-2004, 08:33 AM

?This was an extremely dangerous thing for him to do,? she said. ?If he had continued to cling in there with the aircraft taking off at over 200 per hour, he might have fallen out and could have been sucked up by an engine.?

?If he had survived that and was in the wheel well when the landing gear was retracted, he could have been crushed by the mechanism. And if not he very likely would have frozen to death during the 15 1/2 hour flight at 30,000 feet while wearing no clothes.?

Three wonderful ways to die!

Lensman · 11-06-2004, 08:37 AM

Great Airport security. How did he get on the tarmac?

Manowar · 11-06-2004, 08:38 AM

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Jer · 11-06-2004, 10:08 AM

A dutch guy lost his flight here and was washing taxis to make some money. I don't know what happened to him.

Basic_man · 11-06-2004, 10:12 AM

Lol, the guys is crazy !

cherrylula · 11-06-2004, 10:16 AM

and he just had to get naked to do that?

fatal attraction · 11-06-2004, 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by Lensman
Great Airport security. How did he get on the tarmac?

That's a scary thought!!!

KC · 11-06-2004, 10:22 AM

?If he had survived that and was in the wheel well when the landing gear was retracted, he could have been crushed by the mechanism. And if not he very likely would have frozen to death during the 15 1/2 hour flight at 30,000 feet while wearing no clothes.?

Not to mention, he would have passed out and died from lack of oxygen at that altitude.

Xenophage · 11-06-2004, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KC
?If he had survived that and was in the wheel well when the landing gear was retracted, he could have been crushed by the mechanism. And if not he very likely would have frozen to death during the 15 1/2 hour flight at 30,000 feet while wearing no clothes.?

Not to mention, he would have passed out and died from lack of oxygen at that altitude.

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crockett · 11-06-2004, 10:38 AM

I'm not quite sure I understand what getting naked had to do with it.. but I'm glad he got caught.. he would have died for sure.

sickkittens · 11-06-2004, 10:47 AM

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Originally posted by Lensman
Great Airport security. How did he get on the tarmac?

"Later, he managed to climb over an airport fence, topped by three strands of barbed wire, without injury and was spotted by a ramp worker ?running, naked, full-speed? toward the plane."

Did he do that before or after taking off his clothes.

sickkittens · 11-06-2004, 10:48 AM

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Originally posted by crockett
I'm not quite sure I understand what getting naked had to do with it.. but I'm glad he got caught.. he would have died for sure.

His family says he a history of mental health problems, thus explains the fact that he took off his clothes.

Trax · 11-06-2004, 10:49 AM

unbelieveable

pornguy · 11-06-2004, 10:52 AM

Show how well the 40 billion in home land security is doing.

Head · 11-06-2004, 11:19 AM

good one!

Eve · 11-06-2004, 11:20 AM

Why did he have to strip naked?

kmanrox · 11-06-2004, 11:21 AM

welcome to half a week ago =)

Ross · 11-06-2004, 11:23 AM

Thats some funny shit. I thought that only happened in the movies.

Jer · 11-06-2004, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jer
A dutch guy lost his flight here and was washing taxis to make some money. I don't know what happened to him.

Wrong.

The taxi guys gave him food and he was washing the cars for free. He also didn't loose his flight, just didn't have money to pay the boarding fee. The taxi cooperative talked with the dutch embassy to take care of him.

I should get the facts straight before posting

OzMan · 11-06-2004, 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by Jer
Wrong.

The taxi guys gave him food and he was washing the cars for free. He also didn't loose his flight, just didn't have money to pay the boarding fee. The taxi cooperative talked with the dutch embassy to take care of him.

I should get the facts straight before posting

Jer, arguing with yourself could be a sign of schitzophrenia

MikeVega · 11-06-2004, 12:23 PM

you have to be really fucked up in the head to think you'll make that trip ....i hope he gets the help he need ....

Dagwolf · 11-06-2004, 12:31 PM

OK, so what you're saying is, reports that the Canadian loonie has gone up are unfounded?

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