Less than tasteful banking crisis jokes - GoFuckYourself.com

Sarah_Jayne · 10-08-2008, 09:09 AM

The news radio show I am listening to at the moment started a 'text in' feature about an hour ago asking for comedy relief about the banking crisis. It turned into one (or so) liners about bank closures. A lot of this is off the back of the Iceland thing today.

Some I liked so far are:

The Japanese Origami bank has folded.

Funds at the Bank Of The Sahara have dried up.

The Ninja Bank Is, as always, in the black.

The Karaoke Bank is going for a song.

Yes, I am easily amused by play on word type jokes.

Anybody else have any credit crunch related comic relief?

woj · 10-08-2008, 09:20 AM

heh, these are kinda old, but still good

Sarah_Jayne · 10-08-2008, 09:24 AM

Well, it was my first time hearing them.

TommyM · 10-08-2008, 09:37 AM

Never heard them either - but they are funny

Sarah_Jayne · 10-09-2008, 06:03 AM

This just in....the Bonsai Bank is cutting branches.

pornguy · 10-09-2008, 06:09 AM

Yeah those are really bad. but sort of funny.

CuriousToyBoy · 10-09-2008, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Anybody else have any credit crunch related comic relief?

Corporate bailout saves the world !

Cash rich businesses come to the rescue of major lending institutions.

Promise that the consumer will not really notice the changes.

Freddie Big Mac and Fannie Amway.

CuriousToyBoy · 10-09-2008, 06:38 AM

The Miners Pension Fund is in a big hole.

CuriousToyBoy · 10-09-2008, 06:39 AM

Shipbuilders Insurance Company struggling to stay afloat.

CuriousToyBoy · 10-09-2008, 06:41 AM

Swiss Bank finds secret buyer, AJ652427.

CuriousToyBoy · 10-09-2008, 06:46 AM

I heard that a top Washington Mutual Executive was found in possession of the iBill business plan.

Sarah_Jayne · 10-09-2008, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Shipbuilders Insurance Company struggling to stay afloat.

I am easily amused

CaptainHowdy · 10-09-2008, 11:17 AM

LOL Those are good ones... remember that the guys at the stock market don't care if YOU die if they can make a buck.

gimo33 · 10-09-2008, 11:25 AM

Lol, lots of good one liners there.

Sarah_Jayne · 10-09-2008, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

LOL Those are good ones... remember that the guys at the stock market don't care if YOU die if they can make a buck.

I wish nobody harm but it is natural to try to find some laughter through the tears.

CuriousToyBoy · 10-09-2008, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

LOL Those are good ones... remember that the guys at the stock market don't care if YOU die if they can make a buck.

Too fucking true.

_Richard_ · 10-09-2008, 03:37 PM

that first one is great

psbfo · 10-09-2008, 05:23 PM

Dakota Bank goes south.

psbfo · 10-09-2008, 05:27 PM

Ocean Holdings liquidated.

psbfo · 10-09-2008, 05:27 PM

Bank of Australia goes down under.

psbfo · 10-09-2008, 05:29 PM

Boaters' Insurance sails off into the sunset.

psbfo · 10-09-2008, 06:03 PM

Pilots' pension fund shot down.
Customers of 69th St. Bank screwed.
Ranchers' Insurance rides off into the unknown.
MLB pension fund strikes out.
NHL pensions on ice.
Air Force retirement plans bombed.
Cedar bank leaves customers hanging.
Jazz Investments singing the blues.
Bank of Iceland goes cold.
Teachers's pension fund gets an 'F'.
Red ink for Writers's Guild.

NickRac · 10-09-2008, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

The Ninja Bank Is, as always, in the black.

Umm, in the black means it is profitable.

Manowar · 10-09-2008, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by psbfo

Pilots' pension fund shot down.
Customers of 69th St. Bank screwed.
Ranchers' Insurance rides off into the unknown.
MLB pension fund strikes out.
NHL pensions on ice.
Air Force retirement plans bombed.
Cedar bank leaves customers hanging.
Jazz Investments singing the blues.
Bank of Iceland goes cold.
Teachers's pension fund gets an 'F'.
Red ink for Writers's Guild.

love these puns

psbfo · 10-09-2008, 07:02 PM

Undertakers' pensions are dearly departed.
Hunters' investments deer-ly departed.
Doctors' pensions on life support.
Painkillers prescribed for pharmacists' fund.
Swan song for conservationists' savings.
Nudists' RRSP's stripped bare.
CIA pensions going dark.
Butchers' investments cut.
Mafia bank takes hit.

psbfo · 10-09-2008, 07:09 PM

Dairy farmers' investments milked dry.
Education savings not making the grade.
Stormy days ahead for weather institute pensions.
Restaurant pensions eaten up.

psbfo · 10-09-2008, 07:15 PM

Swiss bank cheeses off investors.
Coffee bank beaned.
Bag lady's bank gets sacked.
Nuclear plant's pensions melt down.
Plant workers watch as investments uprooted.

psbfo · 10-09-2008, 07:34 PM

Navy pensions sunk.
Military pensions tanked.
Firefighters' investments burned up.
NFL pension fund calls a time out.
PGA benefits fore-closed.
Boxers' fund knocked out.
WWE pensions down for the count.
Glassmakers' savings shattered.
Winemakers' revenues get smashed.
Animal shelter's pensions gone to the dogs.

psbfo · 10-09-2008, 07:36 PM

Last ones for tonight...

Judges' pensions sentenced to death row.
Physics institute sucked into financial black hole.

CaptainHowdy · 10-09-2008, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

I wish nobody harm but it is natural to try to find some laughter through the tears.

You're too cute and mean well ...

!

Sarah_Jayne · 10-10-2008, 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by NickRac

Umm, in the black means it is profitable.

yes..I knew that but it was just on the banking theme plus it had ninjas.

nico-t · 10-10-2008, 04:27 AM

meh... lame

ADL Colin · 10-10-2008, 04:42 AM

not bad.

Vicious_B · 10-10-2008, 07:41 AM

LOL. There are some really good ones in this thread.

psbfo · 10-10-2008, 07:40 PM

British currency takes a pounding.
Old German coins mark-ed for death.
I fear-a for the Italian Lira.
Chilean markets get chilly.
Russian money market in t-rouble.
The shilling takes another drilling.
Nobody Won with Korean money.
The Costa Rican Colón has cancer.
Panamanian Balboa has a rocky future.
Drama over the Greek Drachma.
No escape for the East Timor Escudo.
It'll take a lot of Iraqi cash to buy Dinar tonight.
Franc-ly, there's no hope for France.

And I've saved the best for last:

The Vietnamese Dông got fucked hard!

CuriousToyBoy · 10-10-2008, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

yes..I knew that but it was just on the banking theme plus it had ninjas.

I just don't think he got it.

The Ninja line rocked !

Scott McD · 10-11-2008, 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Shipbuilders Insurance Company struggling to stay afloat.

Sarah_Jayne · 10-13-2008, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

I just don't think he got it.

The Ninja line rocked !

Always glad to meet other people that are as easy to amuse as I am

10-08-2008, 09:09 AM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Less than tasteful banking crisis jokes The news radio show I am listening to at the moment started a 'text in' feature about an hour ago asking for comedy relief about the banking crisis. It turned into one (or so) liners about bank closures. A lot of this is off the back of the Iceland thing today. Some I liked so far are: The Japanese Origami bank has folded. Funds at the Bank Of The Sahara have dried up. The Ninja Bank Is, as always, in the black. The Karaoke Bank is going for a song. Yes, I am easily amused by play on word type jokes. Anybody else have any credit crunch related comic relief?

10-08-2008, 09:20 AM	#2
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10-08-2008, 09:24 AM	#3
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Well, it was my first time hearing them.

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TommyM Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 1,147	Never heard them either - but they are funny

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	This just in....the Bonsai Bank is cutting branches.

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10-09-2008, 11:17 AM	#13
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,558	LOL Those are good ones... remember that the guys at the stock market don't care if YOU die if they can make a buck.

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psbfo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 181	Dakota Bank goes south.

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psbfo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 181	Ocean Holdings liquidated.

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psbfo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 181	Boaters' Insurance sails off into the sunset.

10-09-2008, 06:03 PM	#22
psbfo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 181	Pilots' pension fund shot down. Customers of 69th St. Bank screwed. Ranchers' Insurance rides off into the unknown. MLB pension fund strikes out. NHL pensions on ice. Air Force retirement plans bombed. Cedar bank leaves customers hanging. Jazz Investments singing the blues. Bank of Iceland goes cold. Teachers's pension fund gets an 'F'. Red ink for Writers's Guild.

10-09-2008, 07:02 PM	#25
psbfo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 181	Undertakers' pensions are dearly departed. Hunters' investments deer-ly departed. Doctors' pensions on life support. Painkillers prescribed for pharmacists' fund. Swan song for conservationists' savings. Nudists' RRSP's stripped bare. CIA pensions going dark. Butchers' investments cut. Mafia bank takes hit.

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psbfo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 181	Dairy farmers' investments milked dry. Education savings not making the grade. Stormy days ahead for weather institute pensions. Restaurant pensions eaten up.

10-09-2008, 07:15 PM	#27
psbfo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 181	Swiss bank cheeses off investors. Coffee bank beaned. Bag lady's bank gets sacked. Nuclear plant's pensions melt down. Plant workers watch as investments uprooted.

10-09-2008, 07:34 PM	#28
psbfo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 181	Navy pensions sunk. Military pensions tanked. Firefighters' investments burned up. NFL pension fund calls a time out. PGA benefits fore-closed. Boxers' fund knocked out. WWE pensions down for the count. Glassmakers' savings shattered. Winemakers' revenues get smashed. Animal shelter's pensions gone to the dogs.

10-09-2008, 07:36 PM	#29
psbfo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 181	Last ones for tonight... Judges' pensions sentenced to death row. Physics institute sucked into financial black hole. Last edited by psbfo; 10-09-2008 at 07:39 PM..

10-10-2008, 04:27 AM	#32
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Vicious_B Confirmed User Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,564	LOL. There are some really good ones in this thread. __________________ ICQ# 419 775 271

10-10-2008, 07:40 PM	#35
psbfo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 181	British currency takes a pounding. Old German coins mark-ed for death. I fear-a for the Italian Lira. Chilean markets get chilly. Russian money market in t-rouble. The shilling takes another drilling. Nobody Won with Korean money. The Costa Rican Colón has cancer. Panamanian Balboa has a rocky future. Drama over the Greek Drachma. No escape for the East Timor Escudo. It'll take a lot of Iraqi cash to buy Dinar tonight. Franc-ly, there's no hope for France. And I've saved the best for last: The Vietnamese Dông got fucked hard!