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Old 11-24-2008, 12:17 PM   #1
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Joke of the Day

A couple had been married for 50 years.

They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wif e says,
'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table
Together.'

'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked
As a jaybird fifty years ago.'

'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'

Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples
Are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'

'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee
And the other is in your oatmeal
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Old 11-24-2008, 12:18 PM   #2
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Older than me, but still funny as hell!
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Old 11-25-2008, 08:01 AM   #3
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That's old!
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Old 11-25-2008, 08:47 AM   #4
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Older than me, but still funny as hell!
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Old 11-25-2008, 09:10 AM   #5
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First time i have seen it and it was pretty good
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Old 11-25-2008, 09:16 AM   #6
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heard it before, but thanks for putting a smile on my face
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Old 11-25-2008, 09:22 AM   #7
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A couple had been married for 50 years.

They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wif e says,
'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table
Together.'

'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked
As a jaybird fifty years ago.'

'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'

Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples
Are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'

'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee
And the other is in your oatmeal
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Old 11-25-2008, 11:18 AM   #8
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hahaha, heard that before but still brought a chuckle.. thanks ;)
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Old 11-25-2008, 11:36 AM   #9
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poor granny, but it's a very funny joke
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:54 PM   #10
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lol... havent heard it before!
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Old 11-25-2008, 03:41 PM   #11
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An oldie but still got me laughing!
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Old 11-25-2008, 03:42 PM   #12
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Heh heh heh...
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