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Join Date: Oct 2006
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Joke of the Day
A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wif e says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table Together.' 'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked As a jaybird fifty years ago.' 'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. 'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples Are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee And the other is in your oatmeal |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Older than me, but still funny as hell!
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That's old!
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#5 |
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Join Date: May 2005
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First time i have seen it and it was pretty good
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heard it before, but thanks for putting a smile on my face
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#8 |
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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hahaha, heard that before but still brought a chuckle.. thanks ;)
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#9 |
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Join Date: Jun 2006
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poor granny, but it's a very funny joke
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#10 |
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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lol... havent heard it before!
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Desire it and have it!!!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915
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An oldie but still got me laughing!
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Heh heh heh...
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