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Old 12-25-2009, 10:16 AM   #1
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Nobody should have sex today

Out of respect for Santa Claus. We should sit around and gayly sings Christmas Carols, eat cookies and fruitcake, and make idle small talk with boring relatives we haven't see since last year, won't see again until next year, and don't want to see again EVER. Christmas should be a holy day because it is a day for elves, reindeer, and children who know it's true meaning -- getting lots of expensive presents from mom and dad. Amen!

To everyone, have a MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS. And remember - NO SEX ALL DAY.
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Old 12-25-2009, 10:20 AM   #2
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all alone for christmas again?

maybe you can find a house where people are celebrating and watch them through the window.
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Old 12-25-2009, 10:23 AM   #3
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Old 12-25-2009, 10:36 AM   #4
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For fucks sake, why didn't you post this earlier?

Too late...
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Old 12-25-2009, 10:40 AM   #5
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What about feet? Or can I not indulge my fetish today either
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Old 12-25-2009, 10:41 AM   #6
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Having sex has nothing to do with respecting Santa Claus. Nothing.
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Old 12-25-2009, 10:41 AM   #7
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Old 12-25-2009, 10:44 AM   #8
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Old 12-25-2009, 11:41 AM   #10
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Old 12-25-2009, 11:44 AM   #11
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Old 12-25-2009, 11:51 AM   #12
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Old 12-25-2009, 11:52 AM   #13
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maybe you can find a house where people are celebrating and watch them through the window.
Jesus Christ, you're a fucking cunt. Even on Christmas. FUCK OFF!
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Old 12-25-2009, 12:16 PM   #14
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Same here
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Old 12-25-2009, 12:19 PM   #15
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Old 12-25-2009, 12:40 PM   #16
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Old 12-25-2009, 06:35 PM   #17
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Old 12-25-2009, 06:41 PM   #18
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Old 12-25-2009, 06:53 PM   #19
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Old 12-25-2009, 10:48 PM   #20
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