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Nobody should have sex today
Out of respect for Santa Claus. We should sit around and gayly sings Christmas Carols, eat cookies and fruitcake, and make idle small talk with boring relatives we haven't see since last year, won't see again until next year, and don't want to see again EVER. Christmas should be a holy day because it is a day for elves, reindeer, and children who know it's true meaning -- getting lots of expensive presents from mom and dad. Amen!
To everyone, have a MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS. And remember - NO SEX ALL DAY.
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all alone for christmas again?
maybe you can find a house where people are celebrating and watch them through the window. |
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partners.sexier.com
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ou.. why? no...
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![]() For fucks sake, why didn't you post this earlier?
Too late...
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..I Heart Cannibal Corpse
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What about feet? Or can I not indulge my fetish today either
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Having sex has nothing to do with respecting Santa Claus. Nothing.
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working on my tan
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Did Santa forget to bring you a big rubber dick?
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boots are my religion
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Heart of europe
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i will fuck as on any other day of the year
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Everyday is the day that I shouldn't have any sex...
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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oops... too late....
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Living The Dream
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Whoops - too late. SPLOOGE!!!
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I need a beer
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Ok,I'll put it back in my pants
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#13 |
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Jesus Christ, you're a fucking cunt. Even on Christmas. FUCK OFF!
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Coupon Guru
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scriptmaster
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Can I jerk today?
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emperor of my world
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I stuff bitch's stockings on Christmas day and I jizz on their teeth.
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So Fucking Fabulous
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fuck that! I had a amazing Christmas BJ today
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Sorry santa! I didn't see this until it was to late!
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