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Old 01-31-2010, 01:05 PM   #1
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I have a Vampire Question...

I'm watching TWILIGHT, which reminds me a lot of DAWSON'S GEEKS except with Vampires. I can't help wondering why Vampires are all sexual when they reproduce by sucking blood and biting necks? What would be driving their basic biological sexual desires? But that being beside the point I'm really wondering if there any porn Vampire sites out there (also any porn Nazi sites?) LOL ? Two things that seem to defy logic by being cliche and boring and despite all that still timeless are Vampires and Nazis and wondering if there are any porn sponsors exploiting these niches out there.
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Old 01-31-2010, 01:09 PM   #2
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Old 01-31-2010, 01:13 PM   #3
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Vampires and porn = cool = real money
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Old 01-31-2010, 01:17 PM   #4
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sounds like the movie is bringing out the freak in u dont fight that shit
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Old 01-31-2010, 02:01 PM   #5
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Old 01-31-2010, 02:03 PM   #6
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sounds like the movie is bringing out the freak in u dont fight that shit
lmfao ...you crazy
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Old 01-31-2010, 02:21 PM   #7
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha...
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Old 01-31-2010, 03:38 PM   #8
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What is this about the sparkle? I keep hearing about glitter and sparkles w/ the twilight. Someone splain to me please?
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Old 01-31-2010, 03:47 PM   #9
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For the vampire people who suck blood - just remember that AIDS/STDs are transmitted by blood.
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Old 01-31-2010, 03:55 PM   #10
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vampire shit is so gay...
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Old 01-31-2010, 06:35 PM   #11
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I'm watching TWILIGHT, which reminds me a lot of DAWSON'S GEEKS except with Vampires. I can't help wondering why Vampires are all sexual when they reproduce by sucking blood and biting necks? What would be driving their basic biological sexual desires? But that being beside the point I'm really wondering if there any porn Vampire sites out there (also any porn Nazi sites?) LOL ? Two things that seem to defy logic by being cliche and boring and despite all that still timeless are Vampires and Nazis and wondering if there are any porn sponsors exploiting these niches out there.
err, i watched none of both ... but ... why are vampires sexual? ... coff, they are evil sex-toys - recharged with blood the battery starts the balls factory oh, and biting is just spreading AVS (aquired vampire syndrome) which is only a desease, not real vampirism ...
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Old 01-31-2010, 08:32 PM   #12
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vampires are sexually desirable supposedly to make them irresistible to their prey
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Old 01-31-2010, 08:39 PM   #13
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I'm watching TWILIGHT, which reminds me a lot of DAWSON'S GEEKS except with Vampires.
and right there we knew you were gay.
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Old 01-31-2010, 08:45 PM   #14
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I refuse to read/watch any of that Twilight drivel. Who the fuck ever decided that vampires "sparkle" in the sun? That is like being an anti-vampire. WTF???

One day (er... night) all the self-respecting vampires are gonna get sick of this shit and rise up.

Better start reading the Vampire Survival Guide!

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