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Old 03-01-2010, 08:23 AM   #1
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Spouse abuse joke of the day.
A husband says,

"My wife says I have mood swings so she bought me a mood ring, when I'm in a good mood it turns green, and when I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on her face....."



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Old 03-01-2010, 09:10 AM   #2
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:16 AM   #3
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:24 AM   #4
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Don't do violence for no good reason. Joke is not really funny.
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:41 AM   #5
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Don't do violence for no good reason. Joke is not really funny.
made me laugh...

best jokes are more often than not underlyingly violent, racist or sexist.... ffs we are adults do need to be politically correct with jokes too now?
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:43 AM   #6
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:43 AM   #7
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Old 03-01-2010, 10:07 AM   #8
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Old 03-01-2010, 10:38 AM   #9
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Don't do violence for no good reason. Joke is not really funny.
I laughed when I first heard this joke but then read it again & slower to think about it, I agree with Fatfoo
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Old 03-01-2010, 11:51 AM   #10
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Don't do violence for no good reason. Joke is not really funny.
Can you give me some examples of a good reason?
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Old 03-01-2010, 11:59 AM   #11
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Old 03-01-2010, 01:06 PM   #12
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Old 03-01-2010, 02:29 PM   #13
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Old 03-01-2010, 07:42 PM   #14
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I laughed when I first heard this joke but then read it again & slower to think about it, I agree with Fatfoo
Oh come on that's funny.


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Old 03-01-2010, 07:53 PM   #15
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Hahaha good one indeed
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Old 03-01-2010, 08:07 PM   #16
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it was a joke. jeezzz.
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Old 03-01-2010, 08:14 PM   #17
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Nothing she has already been told twice... lol so wrong... but so funneh.
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Old 03-01-2010, 08:29 PM   #18
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this was a good one
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Old 03-01-2010, 10:04 PM   #19
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I started a how-to thread on Wife Beating a while back.

A friend of mine actually works with abused wives, she tells me some corking jokes, all in absolutely horribly bad taste.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ight=wife+beat
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