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ottopottomouse · 05-15-2010, 03:58 AM

Looking at Mutt's can anybody identify this font? thread then going on a font hunt I just landed on ***WARNING VERY FLICKERY*** the most visually impressive site ever.

awxm · 05-15-2010, 04:05 AM

Bet she flips a mean burger.

DigitalTheory · 05-15-2010, 04:06 AM

LMFAO. That is all. My eyes hurt. That is as bad as music playing in the background =\

Miguel · 05-15-2010, 04:21 AM

I am getting google.nl after clicking your URL

seeandsee · 05-15-2010, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Looking at Mutt's can anybody identify this font? thread then going on a font hunt I just landed on the most visually impressive site ever.

pure design

Loch · 05-15-2010, 07:30 AM

omg
most anoying thing i have ever seen

Cyber Fucker · 05-15-2010, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Looking at Mutt's can anybody identify this font? thread then going on a font hunt I just landed on the most visually impressive site ever.

Code:

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That's all I saw.

smutnut · 05-15-2010, 07:33 AM

I just had a seizure worse than when I was trying to watch BLAIR WITCH and NYPD BLUE!

On the other hand, I've made some sites that will make you simply vomit from poor design

Spankys Teens · 05-15-2010, 08:22 AM

great design - did u use the commodore 64 for that

Elli · 05-15-2010, 09:05 AM

I think I just got epilepsy. Thanks man.

Amputate Your Head · 05-15-2010, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

I think I just got epilepsy. Thanks man.

+1

CaptainHowdy · 05-15-2010, 09:07 AM

I don't feel so well after wtaching that...

ottopottomouse · 05-15-2010, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

I think I just got epilepsy. Thanks man.

Shit. Sorry I never thought about that. I'll see if I can get it edited.

The Porn Nerd · 05-15-2010, 03:00 PM

Where do I send the ER bills? I had a fucking seizure, dude.

FlexxAeon · 05-15-2010, 03:03 PM

<hypnotized>

must...

swipe...

credit card....

</hypnotized>

brentbacardi · 05-15-2010, 03:08 PM

My eyes got all chinked, and I couldnt think straight, it was all a blur. I felt like I was high without the high... Sweet!

jjmerago · 05-15-2010, 03:09 PM

That reminds me of Homers "MR.X" site.

LoveSandra · 05-15-2010, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brentbacardi

My eyes got all chinked, and I couldnt think straight, it was all a blur. I felt like I was high without the high... Sweet!

Matyko · 08-05-2010, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjmerago

That reminds me of Homers "MR.X" site.

don't forget his company: CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet

Trichstir · 08-05-2010, 12:27 PM

Don't pretend you all never made a site like Homer's... if you were around back then you probably did. ;)

Chosen · 08-05-2010, 12:27 PM

ArsewithClass · 08-05-2010, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

I think I just got epilepsy. Thanks man.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Shit. Sorry I never thought about that. I'll see if I can get it edited.

It takes more than that for epilepsy but fuck me my eyes after just a few seconds

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlexxAeon

<hypnotized>

must...

swipe...

credit card....

</hypnotized>

Yeah, maybe all paysite owners need to take a hint from Derren Brown about flicking words or pictures in quickly reacts in the mind.

"Must purchase this site & watch porn now"

Ethersync · 08-05-2010, 12:42 PM

Great for that epileptic seizure niche...

ottopottomouse · 08-05-2010, 01:01 PM

I'd forgotten all about this. I still have a bit of a desire to make the most horrible looking site possible for a laugh.

Vendzilla · 08-05-2010, 02:01 PM

I remember when I was learning Java, I made something like that, it was bad to watch then

TampaToker · 08-05-2010, 02:03 PM

Thanks for the seizure

scarlettcontent · 08-05-2010, 02:21 PM

the site needs a warning for the epilectic

DateDoc · 08-05-2010, 03:45 PM

The Snott font looks good!

Semi-Retired-Dave · 08-05-2010, 03:48 PM

Awe...i'm blind now

pornmasta · 08-05-2010, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

I think I just got epilepsy. Thanks man.

yes :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denn%C5..._controvers y

HomerSimpson · 08-05-2010, 06:39 PM

or like this
http://zombo.com/

The Heron · 08-05-2010, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethersync

Great for that epileptic seizure niche...

Why didn't the priest dude just touch the guy and heal him? what a shit religion!

Supz · 08-05-2010, 08:45 PM

I wish i wasnt a little drunk when i looked at that. I have a nice headache now.

sojproductions · 08-06-2010, 02:30 AM

it made me dizzy

just a punk · 08-06-2010, 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjmerago

That reminds me of Homers "MR.X" site.

Exactly what I thought

tranza · 08-06-2010, 07:15 AM

Lol, wtf is that??

halfpint · 08-06-2010, 07:49 AM

Great design better than all my sites by far I hope he paid the designer well

charlie g · 08-06-2010, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomerSimpson

or like this
http://zombo.com/

LOL, I bet the guy makes a killing from this site.....

ruff · 08-06-2010, 09:25 AM

I'm going to copy that site and get me some of that 1999 money.

bloggerz · 08-06-2010, 09:28 AM

it wasnt bad until i closed it. now my eyes are still flickering

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ottopottomouse She is ugly, bad luck. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,177	Sales down? It's because your site doesn't look like this Looking at Mutt's can anybody identify this font? thread then going on a font hunt I just landed on *WARNING VERY FLICKERY* the most visually impressive site ever. __________________ ↑ see post ↑ 13101 Last edited by Eric; 05-15-2010 at 07:11 PM..

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