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3xmedia 09-22-2010 02:36 AM

Everything will be fine :winkwink:

Tulku 09-22-2010 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zdeneczek (Post 17525321)
Everything will be fine :winkwink:

Yeah I also think it will be ok .. but the question is "When" .. many people waiting because most/many of the money they operate in the biz are locked in visa and now they can't get deals finished,pay hosting bills etc.. and 20 days without any news on when they expect things to be resolved is too much.I'm not from the people that posting only drama and shits on GFY/forums but I think it's time already for Real news and/or time frame for resolving the problem ..

MadTorpedo 09-22-2010 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tube2k (Post 17524636)
Some of you remind me of the most pathetic things I have ever read in my life. Instead of hoping for the best, you'd rather look like idiots.

:thumbsup

Mystica 09-22-2010 02:51 AM

i just logged to my epass acct for the 15th time today. hoping for a MIRACLE!!!! please give us update!

charlie g 09-22-2010 03:31 AM

Please don't slip away................back to tha top............

WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY?

loreen 09-22-2010 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AzteK (Post 17525028)
Getting closer to Thursday. I can't wait.

What's happening Thursday?

forke 09-22-2010 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loreen (Post 17525381)
What's happening Thursday?

I will love you monday
and you will hurt me tuesday
I will kill you thursday
if you don't stop me wednesday
forgive you on a friday
reunion on a saturday
forgotten all on sunday


Or... if you are asking about epassporte, then - NOTHING ;-)

Darkcrni 09-22-2010 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkcrni (Post 17525246)
Wow....it's Wednesday....no news....really. Lets face it guys this shit has gone to shit. Like a nice hard double penetration!

EPASS POEM - You Fuck US All -

Epassport you were like a dream,
but to go back your chances are slim.
Epassport you were doin' good,
maybe way too good then you really should.


You gave us a hope for these last 3 weeks,
but at the end there's nothing to fix.
Instead of the money and huge god damn bill,
you gave us a hard stiff cock that we could all
feel.


All i have left is to burn my Visa
and watch it go down in flame,
And maybe, just maybe all you have left
it's tiny fraction of shame.

But i doubt!



Mine is better! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Chosen 09-22-2010 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by forke (Post 17525429)
I will love you monday
and you will hurt me tuesday
I will kill you thursday
if you don't stop me wednesday
forgive you on a friday
reunion on a saturday
forgotten all on sunday


Or... if you are asking about epassporte, then - NOTHING ;-)

It's Friday, I'm In Love :)

DEA - banned for life 09-22-2010 04:51 AM

http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/4600/tombstone.jpg

seeandsee 09-22-2010 05:22 AM

last update was when?

Rangermoore 09-22-2010 05:34 AM

Get over it, Your money is gone..!

emill 09-22-2010 05:56 AM

20 stress days ....

Phoenix66 09-22-2010 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 17524703)
My take? If you're rich enough to be spreading your funds amongst a variety of financial institutions in a number of countries, you should be rich enough to either hire someone to manage that relationship - or rich enough to write it off and walk away when things go south.

Actually you do not have to be that rich to spread your funds. After one bank I was using nearly went bankrupt, I prefer to have multiple accounts even if I can only put 5-10K in each. Personal checking accounts do not cost much to run. Usually less than $100 per year.

At least for now I'm not starving as some other people who had all of their money in Epass.

P.S. With me speaking like master Yoda from Star Wars, you should realize English is not my native language from the beginning. :1orglaugh

polosas 09-22-2010 06:29 AM

any news ? because i see that there is long time with no news.

MMaster 09-22-2010 06:30 AM

Another hot long day ...

nico-t 09-22-2010 07:06 AM

fuck, do i hate checks.
1 check = 10 minute waiting at the bank for them to fill in several forms.
week later finally the money is on the account.
€12,50 costs per check.
why the US is still working with this system is beyond me.

Denny 09-22-2010 07:08 AM

yeah, checks suck :disgust

LongBG 09-22-2010 07:33 AM

Sucks to be us.

Chosen 09-22-2010 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 17525778)
fuck, do i hate checks.
1 check = 10 minute waiting at the bank for them to fill in several forms.
week later finally the money is on the account.
€12,50 costs per check.
why the US is still working with this system is beyond me.

Probably because in US you will get money instantly & without commission.

Phoenix66 09-22-2010 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 17525778)
why the US is still working with this system is beyond me.

Because it's one of the oldest and very reliable system in US. They got used to it. You do not need to wait, you can grab the form, fill it home and drop it along with your checks into drive-in box just passing by.

It's not instant, but you get money within couple of days usually.

nico-t 09-22-2010 07:50 AM

here everything goes electronic, automatic and free. Maybe the US should look into that...

Agent 488 09-22-2010 08:11 AM

checks are ridiculous. it's 2010 not 1935.

Agent 488 09-22-2010 08:14 AM

weird how people make money from people pushing buttons on screens have to do money transactions the same as they did during the great depression.

dichotomy 09-22-2010 08:19 AM

R.I.P Epassporte.

Sad, but true.
well, it's been a good run!

Time to move on and sell your epass visa losses to local bad boys! :D

Davy 09-22-2010 08:23 AM

Show me the money!

Naughty-Pages 09-22-2010 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix66 (Post 17525943)
Because it's one of the oldest and very reliable system in US. They got used to it. You do not need to wait, you can grab the form, fill it home and drop it along with your checks into drive-in box just passing by.

It's not instant, but you get money within couple of days usually.

Actually, for Bank of America, I just deposit mine at the ATM, no fee, no deposit slips, it scans the account numbers on the checks, along with the amount it is for, and the money is in my account by 8pm the same day. I can't remember the last time I actually set foot in a bank, I think it was maybe 4 years ago because the ATM hand trouble reading one CCBill checks account code because of the way the stub got torn off..
Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 17525961)
here everything goes electronic, automatic and free. Maybe the US should look into that...

I am in the US, see my above comment..

but i prefer not having to go to the ATM at all. I think all programs should offer ACH if you ask me..

but getting paid by programs was not my main purpose for epassporte.. that probably only accounted for 15% of the revenue I received from epass, the rest was all peer to peer transfers...
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaeger (Post 17524785)
any news even bad news would be good i think at this point..

i need closure! its like a relationship or some junk....

I agree... at least if I knew bad news like epass was going under, we could focus on finding a suitable alternative for p2p money transfers to replace them.
Quote:

Originally Posted by famous (Post 17524896)
then why dont you be the first to get it started instead of talking out your ass? Gotta love the guy in the stands. They could always do better then the coach you know lol

because if it is anything like previous similar situations, the odds are the $ would end up all going to the lawyers after years of litigation and people would be lucky to get even a small percentage of what they lost. Sometimes, it is sad to say, it's better to just realize you got screwed and focus your time, money, and energy on making new money instead of chasing a memory of the old money.

cemtex 09-22-2010 08:29 AM

to the top!

seeandsee 09-22-2010 08:32 AM

the clock is ticking

Barry-xlovecam 09-22-2010 09:13 AM

Maybe a little levity ( sick-o humor ) of this screwed up situation ...



The money is NOT in perpetual motion. The hiding places will be found.

Agent 488 09-22-2010 09:18 AM

ach can only be used the us. america. there is a world outside your tv.

beta-tester 09-22-2010 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 17526107)
the clock is ticking

for what?

Sextember 09-22-2010 09:27 AM

Still waiting for an update *bump*

F-U-Jimmy 09-22-2010 10:01 AM

Ever seen the TV show "Missing Persons"? If they don't find the missing person in the first 24 hours the chance of finding them diminishes exponentially each following hour. The same can be said of money owed !!!

seeandsee 09-22-2010 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beta-tester (Post 17526257)
for what?

for new update :pimp

Naughty-Pages 09-22-2010 10:43 AM

Not that anyone cares, but I did not change over some of my programs payouts from epassporte.. I got a payment on the 20th at 3:20pm to my wallet, I immediately withdrew it to my checking account, and received it today at 1:04pm (so my ACH took less than 48 hours). I know the bigger issue for everyone is obviously the VV and also wires, just posted that as a reference of time frame for ACH...
Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17526252)
ach can only be used the us. america. there is a world outside your tv.

if that reply was intended for me, I know it is just for the US, I was speaking about my personal preference.. what would be easiest for myself... not speaking about what would be easier for everyone... What would be easier for everyone would be if Epass was working lol...

AzteK 09-22-2010 10:45 AM

Give me my MONEY! Even if you don't, I hope that you go out of business.

mikesinner 09-22-2010 10:50 AM

We really do need an update.

Sextember 09-22-2010 10:54 AM

I'm glad that ACH works, but I'm from Europe and still waiting for the money.

AzteK 09-22-2010 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loreen (Post 17525381)
What's happening Thursday?

Absolutely nothing.

Unlimited 09-22-2010 10:56 AM

I guess no update till friday :Oh crap

MMaster 09-22-2010 10:59 AM

http://al4a.xxxtokens.net/m.jpg

nikki99 09-22-2010 11:09 AM

any positive news?

seeandsee 09-22-2010 11:20 AM

next update please

procam 09-22-2010 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AzteK (Post 17526602)
Absolutely nothing.

Thursday announcement will be as follows:
VV to remain locked forever your money is lost @ But good news the new Epassporte Corp. founded by Michael O will be issuing MC branded cards SHORTLY but a date is not yet known.
Michael O will announce that Mallick has left town with all the companies money which has now been converted to US treasury bonds, sadly Mallick left town with the office receptionist {Its rumored they are in New Delhi} without his illegitimate love child who is the daughter of the office recptionist at Epassporte leaving Michael O to care for the bastard child - Michael O will now be asking everyone to please deposit more money into the new Epassporte accounts as he has to take care of this poor orphaned love child -- do not worry Michael O the sheep will follow and take care of you both the funds will be in motion!
Those of you who are angry at Mallick do not worry we understand his wife {photo included} is in hot persuit of his ass http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1004/...f559fc.jpg?v=0

Matyko 09-22-2010 11:38 AM

bump for 4000 posts! this is the BIGGEST EPASS CONTEST EVER!!

Don't you know?!?!?!?! EVERY 1000 POST = 1 'NEW' STATEMENT!

AzteK 09-22-2010 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by procam (Post 17526700)
Thursday announcement will be as follows:
VV to remain locked forever your money is lost @ But good news the new Epassporte Corp. founded by Michael O will be issuing MC branded cards SHORTLY but a date is not yet known.
Michael O will announce that Mallick has left town with all the companies money which has now been converted to US treasury bonds, sadly Mallick left town with the office receptionist {Its rumored they are in New Delhi} without his illegitimate love child who is the daughter of the office recptionist at Epassporte leaving Michael O to care for the bastard child - Michael O will now be asking everyone to please deposit more money into the new Epassporte accounts as he has to take care of this poor orphaned love child -- do not worry Michael O the sheep will follow and take care of you both the funds will be in motion!
Those of you who are angry at Mallick do not worry we understand his wife {photo included} is in hot persuit of his ass http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1004/...f559fc.jpg?v=0

LOL at least I got a good laugh out of it!

Darkcrni 09-22-2010 11:45 AM

WOW, let's hit 4000!

Jeremiah 09-22-2010 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy (Post 17526384)
Ever seen the TV show "Missing Persons"? If they don't find the missing person in the first 24 hours the chance of finding them diminishes exponentially each following hour. The same can be said of money owed !!!

Sad (for us) but probably true. :Oh crap

cemtex 09-22-2010 11:51 AM

Getting desperate for some news, any news will do .. To the top!


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