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Klen · 05-07-2012, 03:02 PM

What's a point of thread if zero info provided?Where is info like fee,registration requirements,who can register account,difference between merchant and ordinary account,what you can process,etc...

SwirlsGirl · 05-07-2012, 03:07 PM

nice promo with the on/off switch thingy and all

Rochard · 05-07-2012, 03:09 PM

I have to admit I used Netbill's tech support the other day for the first time, their response was quick, and they quickly helped me out. Nice job.

alias · 05-07-2012, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

What's a point of thread if zero info provided?Where is info like fee,registration requirements,who can register account,difference between merchant and ordinary account,what you can process,etc...

Are you saying this thread is limp?

NETbilling · 05-07-2012, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

What's a point of thread if zero info provided?Where is info like fee,registration requirements,who can register account,difference between merchant and ordinary account,what you can process,etc...

Our sales department is happy to provide all of the information that you would like. We have so many options and banks that it is far too much to post in a thread.

888-357-8166 or [email protected]

Mitch

NETbilling · 05-07-2012, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl

nice promo with the on/off switch thingy and all

Thanks much!

astronaut x · 05-07-2012, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by NETbilling

What are you suggesting that is going on with other processors?

Im all ears!!!

KillerK · 05-07-2012, 07:10 PM

spam thread, delete this shit.

Or post up some offers.

Like anyone who signs up on May 8th, netbilling will cover all fees from banks etc.

sandman! · 05-07-2012, 07:12 PM

i havent needed netbilling support for so long i doubt they even remember me lol

JFK · 05-07-2012, 07:40 PM

Go Mitch

tripxsteve · 05-07-2012, 07:45 PM

Nice promo!

Two accounts with netbilling and wouldn't go anywhere else!

NETbilling · 05-07-2012, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by KillerK

spam thread, delete this shit.

Or post up some offers.

Like anyone who signs up on May 8th, netbilling will cover all fees from banks etc.

We offer you the best processing and friendliest support on the planet.

Did you miss our offer from April 1?

Mitch

NETbilling · 05-08-2012, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by sandman!

i havent needed netbilling support for so long i doubt they even remember me lol

Of course we know you and thanks for your business!

Have an awesome day.

Barefootsies · 05-08-2012, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

What's a point of thread if zero info provided?Where is info like fee,registration requirements,who can register account,difference between merchant and ordinary account,what you can process,etc...

I think they needed a picture of C-Luv (preferably barefoot) in the advertisement.

Sid70 · 05-08-2012, 11:06 AM

So why both switchers say OTHERS when one sucks and other one works, may be you meant OTHERS for the one that is facing down only?

ExtremeBank_Adam · 05-08-2012, 11:23 AM

Happy Netbilling customer here... for the last 10 years or so. Save us a ton of cash each month in billing fees.

BFT3K · 05-08-2012, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

So why both switchers say OTHERS when one sucks and other one works, may be you meant OTHERS for the one that is facing down only?

Here, I fixed it for you...

Do I get a FREE account for helping out?

SwirlsGirl · 05-08-2012, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

Here, I fixed it for you...

Do I get a FREE account for helping out?

great job looks nicer and makes better sense

JFK · 05-08-2012, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl

great job looks nicer and makes better sense

indeed it does

Raja · 05-08-2012, 01:06 PM

We have a few clients on Netbilling and couldn't be happier.

Klen · 05-08-2012, 01:09 PM

Mail sent,wondering how fast i'l get answer

Sid70 · 05-08-2012, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

Here, I fixed it for you...

Do I get a FREE account for helping out?

I am the one who pointed to this lame error LOL.

Sid70 · 05-08-2012, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

indeed it does

You should send kudos to me. Btw, did HoneLynn get you my skype details ?

NETbilling · 05-09-2012, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

Here, I fixed it for you...

Do I get a FREE account for helping out?

Love it. We don't charge to setup with NETbilling. Welcome aboard.

JFK · 05-09-2012, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

You should send kudos to me. Btw, did HoneLynn get you my skype details ?

actually NO....... sorry she did'nt

NETbilling · 05-09-2012, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

So why both switchers say OTHERS when one sucks and other one works, may be you meant OTHERS for the one that is facing down only?

Good point and thanks or the input

NETbilling · 05-09-2012, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ExtremeBank_Adam

Happy Netbilling customer here... for the last 10 years or so. Save us a ton of cash each month in billing fees.

Thanks Adam!! I hope you are well and hope to see you soon.

Mitch

Sid70 · 05-09-2012, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

actually NO....... sorry she did'nt

Fundamental difference. The problem would have not been solved without admitting there was one.

Sid70 · 05-09-2012, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by NETbilling

Good point and thanks or the input

My pleasure.

Honez · 05-09-2012, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

actually NO....... sorry she did'nt

I think I did ;) You were out of the country at the time so maybe it didn't come through?

HushMoney · 05-09-2012, 01:56 PM

Which switch is the Travolta one?

JFK · 05-09-2012, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

Fundamental difference. The problem would have not been solved without admitting there was one.

well , as it happens the problem was with me, was out of town and did'nt re adjust my skype settings, when I got back

JFK · 05-09-2012, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Honez

I think I did ;) You were out of the country at the time so maybe it didn't come through?

yeah, these fandangled new inventions

Honez · 05-09-2012, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

yeah, these fandangled new inventions

Hehe, no worries. I still can't program my remote ;)

NETbilling · 05-09-2012, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Honez

Hehe, no worries. I still can't program my remote ;)

What remote do you have?

NETbilling · 05-09-2012, 08:06 PM

Better??

Thanks, Mitch

bean-aid · 05-09-2012, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by NETbilling

Better??

Thanks, Mitch

Are you drunk? Your sign makes no sense.

I'm confused...

NETbilling · 05-10-2012, 10:48 AM

how about this?

NETbilling · 05-11-2012, 01:04 PM

Xbiz bump

Special Ed · 06-01-2012, 02:05 PM

I recommend DHD Media. Their fraud software actually works and won't cost you a fortune.

TheSquealer · 06-01-2012, 08:10 PM

How can you not understand how the graphic is confusing and makes little sense?... US/US.. OTHERS/OTHERS?

Not only that.. how many people recognize those types of toggle switches and associate them with turning anything on? People first get confused, then get caught up in "what the hell are those things..." plus there is the added confusion of bent metal causing another moment of pause/user confusion to figure out whats going on with that.

Why is there 2 switches?,... when there only needs to be one? That is also confusing and adds nothing to the message.

Marketing is not the place to be clever. It's to be clear and succinct where people can not only understand the message at a glance, but also decide "i want that" at a glance.

Even weirder... what are you offering? "A robust suite of solutions?" What is that? Why is that different than everyone else who is saying the exact same thing. Why/How are you different in what you're offering? Why is it better? What is it exactly and how do i benefit?

Ok.. nevermind. just add a 3rd switch and call it good.

NETbilling · 06-01-2012, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Special "Ed"

I recommend DHD Media. Their fraud software actually works and won't cost you a fortune.

DHD is a good company as well. We are friends with the owners.

NETbilling · 06-01-2012, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

How can you not understand how the graphic is confusing and makes little sense?... US/US.. OTHERS/OTHERS?

Not only that.. how many people recognize those types of toggle switches and associate them with turning anything on? People first get confused, then get caught up in "what the hell are those things..." plus there is the added confusion of bent metal causing another moment of pause/user confusion to figure out whats going on with that.

Why is there 2 switches?,... when there only needs to be one? That is also confusing and adds nothing to the message.

Marketing is not the place to be clever. It's to be clear and succinct where people can not only understand the message at a glance, but also decide "i want that" at a glance.

Even weirder... what are you offering? "A robust suite of solutions?" What is that? Why is that different than everyone else who is saying the exact same thing. Why/How are you different in what you're offering? Why is it better? What is it exactly and how do i benefit?

Ok.. nevermind. just add a 3rd switch and call it good.

I do totally appreciate your input and you have some valid points.

This ad is certainly different than our previous more traditional ads. However, at this point in the places that we advertise in the adult industry, it is mostly about branding for us at this point. 90% or more of merchants that have merchant accounts process with us anyway so it is more to be a little clever and to keep our name out there. Anyone in the industry who has been around for a bit knows what we do, and what we offer... the same thing for the past 14 years. Of course we do get new clients every day and are extremely happy for that. However, we want to give people something fresh to look at, think about, and get a smile or a good chuckle once in awhile too and this is one of those ads as I am sure you can tell based on the text that reads from the graphic, including the headline.

It is pretty clear in the revamped graphic that up is "turn on" and down is link and a "turn off"...

Thanks, Mitch

DamianJ · 06-02-2012, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl

great job looks nicer and makes better sense

Indeed, the original just made absolutely no sense at all.

Rogue designer.

DamianJ · 06-02-2012, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by NETbilling

Better??

Thanks, Mitch

No. You are trying to say your solution is good and all the others are bad, right?

So, you need to mark YOUR 'switch' as being on, and the others being limp.

This is very basic stuff.

ShoeBox · 06-02-2012, 01:49 AM

yeah the design was funny but mitch sounds like a nice guy good luck with the business

DamianJ · 06-02-2012, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by NETbilling

90% or more of merchants that have merchant accounts process with us anyway

Citation?

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Originally Posted by NETbilling

Anyone in the industry who has been around for a bit knows what we do, and what we offer... the same thing for the past 14 years.

Ah, right, so your ads don't explain what you do because you don't want to attract new clients. Cool.

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Originally Posted by NETbilling

we want to give people something fresh to look at, think about, and get a smile or a good chuckle once in awhile too and this is one of those ads as I am sure you can tell based on the text that reads from the graphic, including the headline.

It is pretty clear in the revamped graphic that up is "turn on" and down is link and a "turn off"...

It's pretty clear that it isn't clear. Why is the 'turn on' switch branded as 'others'? It should be 'net billing'.

You are comparing yourself with the "others". So, one switch should be you, and be "on" and the other switch should be flaccid and labelled "others".

Otherwise you are labelling the 'on' switch (you) as 'others'. Whereas is should be labelled 'you'.

As everyone is telling you! But fundamentally, there are more problems with the ad.

a) it's not great to try and compare yourself with your competition just by saying your competition are all limp dicked without explaining why they are or what you do that is better. It's just name calling otherwise.

b) it's clearly "inspired" by this famous ad:

Some other ideas:

1) Have a big trawler net full of money, and another net with big holes in with money gushing through it.

2) Children's story book style illustration with "there's a hole in my bucket, dear Cadwell, dear Cadwell"

3) Show how in control a client is with you, vs a competitive IPSP: amazing juggler keeping multiple objects under control vs juggler that has dropped everything, guy in charge of bank of NASA like control terminals vs bloke at home on a crappy old PC, guy in monster truck rolling over loads of cars vs bloke in little crappy car rolling over some matchbox toy cars, etc etc

4) Scales with lots of money on one side, and less money on the other side

5) two apple pies, one with a small slice gone, one with a large slice gone, identical pies. "Some IPSPS take a very large percentage of your profit. We take a very small slice."

etc etc etc

I know it's very popular in the states, but I really think ads that just say "we are great, our competition suck" are bad. It would be better to say WHY you are good and concentrate on your USPS. IMHO!

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lagcam · 06-02-2012, 03:01 AM

Just hire Damian.

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