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ottopottomouse · 11-30-2012, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by NewNick

Paul Markham : Milking cows is easy, shooting great content and selling it to magazines for $3000 a scene non exclusive like I did in the 80's, now that takes real skill.

DamainJ : I had two cows but lost them doing a cheap magic trick. Has anyone seen my cows ?

Dvtimes : Mi cowws liv in my council flat wiv me. I take pics an vids of them and call it porn.

Roald : I am such a fucking Whale who needs cows.

Johnnyclips : My cows are not cows, they are sheep. You are all sheep. David Icke is the messiah. Mind control. Blah blah blah fucking blah.

Shap : I had the coolest gold plated cows, but Manwin coveted my ass. Now you all want to be the Shapster.

DWB : The best cows may or not be bulls. You pay you money you take your chances.....

Fabian : You might have bought a cow, you might have fed it and cared for it - but I am taking the milk whether you like it or not. Ok you dont like it - what are you going to do about it ?

TheCheesePolice · 11-30-2012, 09:13 AM

In Socialism, you'd lose both your cows as well - Socialism is not to be confused with Social Democracy (which is almost as silly). In the words of Ludwig von Mises, both Socialism and Communism involve a common ownership of the means of production - the only difference is the way of trying to achieve it.

sperbonzo · 11-30-2012, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCheesePolice

In Socialism, you'd lose both your cows as well - Socialism is not to be confused with Social Democracy (which is almost as silly). In the words of Ludwig von Mises, both Socialism and Communism involve a common ownership of the means of production - the only difference is the way of trying to achieve it.

Ding Ding!

(for quoting Ludwig von Mises, you get a cookie!!

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ilnjscb · 11-30-2012, 12:39 PM

fatfoo: cows are quadrupeds which produce milk they are also seen in fields

notinmybackyard · 11-30-2012, 01:08 PM

I love the part about the french going on strike for an extra cow. (it is so true)

But I love it because I know if you look at french candiens in order to get an 3ieme cow would declare a revolution tranquille, have multiple référendums about if they should or should not have an extra cow and then end up giving 1 cow to Ottawa and paying taxes as if they had actually owned 3 cows.

glamourmodels · 11-30-2012, 02:13 PM

Sorry scuba steve, Michael is correct. Back to school for you-

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

The only problem is the first one. You imply that in Socialism, you can voluntarily decide to give your neighbor a cow.
Actually it should read:

Socialism: You have 2 cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

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11-30-2012, 09:13 AM	#52
TheCheesePolice Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 36	In Socialism, you'd lose both your cows as well - Socialism is not to be confused with Social Democracy (which is almost as silly). In the words of Ludwig von Mises, both Socialism and Communism involve a common ownership of the means of production - the only difference is the way of trying to achieve it. __________________ ICQ: 634396548

11-30-2012, 01:08 PM	#55
notinmybackyard Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 3,230	I love the part about the french going on strike for an extra cow. (it is so true) But I love it because I know if you look at french candiens in order to get an 3ieme cow would declare a revolution tranquille, have multiple référendums about if they should or should not have an extra cow and then end up giving 1 cow to Ottawa and paying taxes as if they had actually owned 3 cows. __________________ *officially retired as of March 01 2018 but still fucking around and getting into shit.*

11-30-2012, 12:39 PM	#54
ilnjscb Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 8,824	fatfoo: cows are quadrupeds which produce milk they are also seen in fields