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More than 80% of Russian men are uncircumcised
https://photius.com/rankings/circumc...try_ranks.html Only 10% of Russians shower more than once a week ![]() That's a lot of stinky uncut dicks ![]() |
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This one is true as well. Russians don't smile to look polite. They smile only if they like you or if the see something funny. If you smile w/o a reason here - you are an idiot (we say so). To be short, Russians smile only for a reason, like you sneeze when you want it but not to make an effect to others.
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As about shower. When Europeans have died of plague because of no washing, Russians had baths... I'm not an expert of Russian men (you are used to give them your ass, not me) but I can say for Russian women. They won't even visit a doctor if they are not shaved - not even mention a shower (my mother in law is a gynecologist. So I know a lot about it..) Want to meet a woman with dirty genitals: go to France of the USA. Here in Russia it's a nonsense.
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Why does Putin give you the dirtiest hospitals ? Shouldn't the hospitals be clean?
I have an inkling my blocked troll will post after this, he's making the rounds to all the threads I'm posting in right now. |
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^^^ Yep there it is
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Russians will always take the shortcut to do less work, and I don't mean "work smarter, not harder".
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Circumcision LOL the longest running joke in history...
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That's funny, but ecverything they say about Russia is a truth
Unless "they" are the Western mainstream media
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Yes, assholes are those who smile or crying w/o reason. Only true emotions are working here.
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The only truth is that Russian women are most beautiful,and that's enough )))
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Who told you so? No expression on face means that person is not sad and not happy. Foreign people usually take it as an aggression, which is not true of course. When someone is aggressive, you will note it...
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I have a dejavu with wallet thing, think that is also some sort of tradition here . And we also have rule to take shoot, once i went to birthday which was in big community house and it was not allowed to enter till you drank a shoot.
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Drinking a shot is not a tradition when you enter some house here. It's a tradition when you join a party like a Birthday etc. Course if you don't drink (drive a car or just don't drink at all), nobody will insist. In the US movies people who come to a party on cars are drinking beer etc. In Russia we have a zero tolerance to alcohol for drivers. So If you had a glass of 3% beer a hour before to drive a car, you are officially DUI here - say "bye" to your driving license and say "hello" to 15 days in jail (as an alternative, be ready to pay a huuuge bribe). A transport police can stop you at any moment w/o a reason only to check you for alcohol (as we say: "blow into the tube"). So if you are going to a party, take a taxi or use your wife as a car driver, because she doesn't drink
![]() As about the empty wallet, so it's true. Giving someone an empty wallet is like to wish him a bad luck. You should put a ruble (or any other greenback) inside. The same applies to pets. If you want to give someone a kitten or a puppy, that person should give you a symbolic money in return. Otherwise the pet will be ill or even die...
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come on ! you wont fool me
![]() ![]() btw. I didnt mean violence - just agressiveness in mentality...violence is just another step after :PP |
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its really stupid law and nothing to be proud of.
Usually such laws exist in countries where people don't know how to behave (ie: drive safely, be not agressive, where huge % of population have drinking problem etc. etc.) and the government tries to "tame" them. sorry but this is true. Not sure how u can even be proud of it, but well...to each his own ![]() ![]() ![]() Quote:
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Divorce her! Who needs a drunk driver (mine is sober 24/7, so I don't need a taxi)
![]() A story from some Russian movie actor. His car was stopped and a cop came to his window: "I feel a smell of alcohol" "Sure you feel it, because I'm drunk like a shit" "So you are drunk and drive this car?!!" "I'm really drunk, but you are an idiot - this is a right-hand drive car and my wife drives it". No joke - a real life case ![]()
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That's retarded. Me and the wife drink together and Uber together home. Happy marriage.
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A drinking wife? No thank you
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Try one, maybe you'd smile more.
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Who've told you that I'm proud of this? It's just a constipation of fact. When you read stats about accidents that involve drunk drivers in Russia, you should realize that a big percent of these cases is not even considered as DUI in other countries.
And yes, Russian driving culture is much lower than the US one, for example.
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it sounded like you would be proud of it...
greetings from Ukraine (western as for now), never been to country that cheap yet... and its SUPERSLAVIC too ![]() ![]() ![]() with soviet mix ![]() ![]() ![]() ps. why do you always compare to US ? come on, fuck it ! each country has its own charm ![]() ![]() ![]() Quote:
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The guy just wasted good products. There is a lot of dishes that can be made of them (if you do it right)... And I don't understand 50% of what he say. His Russian English is... too Russian for me
![]() What should I compare it with? I can't compare with Poland because I've never been there and know almost nothing about it. I could compare with Italy for example (a country of a real crazy drivers that drive like they are in India or something like that), but there are not many Italians at this board I guess...
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maybe, maybe...for me it sounds more like some insecurities in (some imaginary) race Russia - USA. at least for my ears.
but maybe you are right. The more I travel, the more I tend to compare countries to each other...as for now, not so many countries can beat Ukraine (in here just since few days) when it goes to the prices...know about any other countries where they give you 1 hour body massage for 6 euros ? (not erotic though). even Thailand is more expensive...craziness ! Quote:
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1 hour of erotic massage in western ukraine costs 20 bucks, I bet in other parts of the country is the same or similar.
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