Who has the FASTEST internet on all of GFY? - GoFuckYourself.com

Huggles · 07-16-2025, 11:22 PM

Holy fuck guys... there has been some shitty weather lately and my connection's more unstable than a divorced dad at a TGI Friday's happy hour!

I made promises to a client today that I was going to polish their website up tonight and tomorrow and the only websites I can even load are GFY and Craigslist. Been trying to connect to their website but my internet is so fucking slow everything times out or breaks. Finally feeling positive and joyful about creating and building things for people (Haven't forgot about Dugmor!) and tonight I wanted to get shit done and my internet is FUCKED!!! and I don't even have a vehicle to go work at a 24 hour cafe.

Got to move or get internet installed or something. The internet is so bad right meow I cannot even do any work at all, can't even fuck around and play games or listen to music. Probably going to need like 4 clicks and 5 minutes of waiting to get this post submitted!

As a joke, connect to that connection in Kelowna in the image and post your speeds!

Who has the FASTEST internet on all of GFY?

My grandpappy always used to say: "Internet slow? Pick up a broom and tidy up"
People will legit say that shit someday.

Huggles · 07-16-2025, 11:33 PM

What a weird feeling... but when you're sitting there, staring at a screen for 30 seconds to load, and you feel that sinking feeling... the Internet is such a huge part of you, when it doesn't load, it feels like you want to shit your pants.

CurrentlySober · Yesterday, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

What a weird feeling... it feels like you want to shit your pants.

Not weird at all - I feel like that 24/7 365, and its fuck all to do with my internet speeds...

Embrace it! Enjoy it! At the very least, try it... You may even find it's an enjoyable new hobby!

CyberHustler · Yesterday, 02:25 AM

EddyTheDog · Yesterday, 03:14 AM

I just downgraded mine - I gave in and accepted I didn't need the 2000mbs I had - I always need the best and fastest of everything normally - Perhaps I am finally growing up - lol...

CurrentlySober · Yesterday, 05:43 AM

When they installed it, the guy said he had never seen someone quite so excited about the upload speed! That's what I got it for! Dont need anything near that down - But up? Exactly what i needed!

Late at night the 'Down' is over a Gig, and the 'Up' hits 110!

Huggles · Yesterday, 09:39 AM

Holy fuck that is some FAST shit! ^^^^

Wtify · Yesterday, 11:33 AM

CurrentlySober · Yesterday, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Wtify

What a gorgeous upload - 10/10 - Would hit

Huggles · Yesterday, 12:37 PM

Holy fucking shit my internet is slow compared to you dudes!!!

I have to move... my internet speeds are probably holding me back... no wonder Cursor takes minutes to reply sometimes and times out all the fucking time. I bet I'm probably losing money too by getting billed for shit that isn't loading on my end?

CyberHustler · Yesterday, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

my internet speeds are probably holding me back...

Nah bro, that's just another excuse.

I've been successfully cyber hustling since dial-up. I was a minor hogging up the house phone line to sell shit on eBay from my neighborhood 99 cent store (remember those?), starting the bids at $5.

That was just my humble beginnings, you should've seen what happened when I learned how to install chips into cable boxes to get every channel for free and introduced those to eBay. Charging premium shipping and sending book rate 🤣

I ain't super rich, but I'm a millionaire now. Carved my own slice out of the American pie with a 99 cent glass elephant I pretended was hand crafted.

Used geocities to host my shitty potato-pixeled images so I didn't have to pay eBay for that. Took forever for them shits to load. But I did it.

Huggles · Yesterday, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler

Nah bro, that's just another excuse.

Buddy I was unable to even upload a single file for hours yesterday!

Pretty sure I'm just going to move. The internet has been getting worse and Karens are afoot.

CyberHustler · Yesterday, 02:20 PM

I ain't rolling with your excuses bro. I've seen you vibe code yourself into oblivion on that internet. I've seen you create entire AI videos on that internet. I've seen you posting on gfy with excuses every day, on that internet. Making music, right there on that very internet. I've seen you playing online video games with your kid, on that very same internet.

I'm never going to support your self-sabotage and lame excuses. Tough love over here bro. Get to work.

JesseQuinn · Yesterday, 03:26 PM

is online all day/night posting complaints about having no internet

@Huggles, your 'net speeds in Canada are never gonna match some of the screencaps above, CA infrastructure is outdated by global standards. even now in small-town JA my speeds kick ass compared to anything I could ever get up in the freezer back then. still managed to roll with it though

you should buy a notebook and a pen and write a new book long hand titled 'How I Spent Five Years Finding Excuses Not to Work'

maybe that could be a best seller

Huggles · Yesterday, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

'How I Spent Five Years Finding Excuses Not to Work'

maybe that could be a best seller

But I actually do work...

mechanicvirus · Yesterday, 04:11 PM

I think we should all have to be forced to use 56K again so I can sell 400x800 picture porn.

Huggles · Yesterday, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

I think we should all have to be forced to use 56K again so I can sell 400x800 picture porn.

I remember being like 18 and discovering News Groups porn... and I found this hairy pussy moms group and I was staring at women with the hariest fucking pussies I have ever seen, like... this was before photoshop(I think?)

Anyways, it was intense, like a fucking pubic hair forest on these women.

07-16-2025, 11:22 PM	#1
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 10,805	Who has the FASTEST internet on all of GFY? Holy fuck guys... there has been some shitty weather lately and my connection's more unstable than a divorced dad at a TGI Friday's happy hour! I made promises to a client today that I was going to polish their website up tonight and tomorrow and the only websites I can even load are GFY and Craigslist. Been trying to connect to their website but my internet is so fucking slow everything times out or breaks. Finally feeling positive and joyful about creating and building things for people (Haven't forgot about Dugmor!) and tonight I wanted to get shit done and my internet is FUCKED!!! and I don't even have a vehicle to go work at a 24 hour cafe. Got to move or get internet installed or something. The internet is so bad right meow I cannot even do any work at all, can't even fuck around and play games or listen to music. Probably going to need like 4 clicks and 5 minutes of waiting to get this post submitted! As a joke, connect to that connection in Kelowna in the image and post your speeds! Who has the FASTEST internet on all of GFY? My grandpappy always used to say: "Internet slow? Pick up a broom and tidy up" People will legit say that shit someday. __________________ I make my money from people jerking off

07-16-2025, 11:33 PM	#2
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 10,805	What a weird feeling... but when you're sitting there, staring at a screen for 30 seconds to load, and you feel that sinking feeling... the Internet is such a huge part of you, when it doesn't load, it feels like you want to shit your pants. __________________ I make my money from people jerking off

Yesterday, 09:39 AM	#7
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 10,805	Holy fuck that is some FAST shit! ^^^^ __________________ I make my money from people jerking off

Yesterday, 12:37 PM	#10
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 10,805	Holy fucking shit my internet is slow compared to you dudes!!! I have to move... my internet speeds are probably holding me back... no wonder Cursor takes minutes to reply sometimes and times out all the fucking time. I bet I'm probably losing money too by getting billed for shit that isn't loading on my end? __________________ I make my money from people jerking off

Yesterday, 03:26 PM	#14
JesseQuinn feeding the wolves Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: between sand and stars in Jamaica Posts: 6,312	is online all day/night posting complaints about having no internet @Huggles, your 'net speeds in Canada are never gonna match some of the screencaps above, CA infrastructure is outdated by global standards. even now in small-town JA my speeds kick ass compared to anything I could ever get up in the freezer back then. still managed to roll with it though you should buy a notebook and a pen and write a new book long hand titled 'How I Spent Five Years Finding Excuses Not to Work' maybe that could be a best seller __________________ throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

Yesterday, 02:25 AM	#4
CyberHustler Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 25,725

Yesterday, 03:14 AM	#5
EddyTheDog Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... Posts: 25,044	I just downgraded mine - I gave in and accepted I didn't need the 2000mbs I had - I always need the best and fastest of everything normally - Perhaps I am finally growing up - lol...

Yesterday, 05:43 AM	#6
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,575	When they installed it, the guy said he had never seen someone quite so excited about the upload speed! That's what I got it for! Dont need anything near that down - But up? Exactly what i needed! Late at night the 'Down' is over a Gig, and the 'Up' hits 110!

Yesterday, 11:33 AM	#8
Wtify Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2022 Posts: 78

Yesterday, 02:20 PM	#13
CyberHustler Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 25,725	I ain't rolling with your excuses bro. I've seen you vibe code yourself into oblivion on that internet. I've seen you create entire AI videos on that internet. I've seen you posting on gfy with excuses every day, on that internet. Making music, right there on that very internet. I've seen you playing online video games with your kid, on that very same internet. I'm never going to support your self-sabotage and lame excuses. Tough love over here bro. Get to work.

Yesterday, 04:11 PM	#16
mechanicvirus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern California Posts: 3,795	I think we should all have to be forced to use 56K again so I can sell 400x800 picture porn.