Huggles

Holy fuck guys... there has been some shitty weather lately and my connection's more unstable than a divorced dad at a TGI Friday's happy hour!



I made promises to a client today that I was going to polish their website up tonight and tomorrow and the only websites I can even load are GFY and Craigslist. Been trying to connect to their website but my internet is so fucking slow everything times out or breaks. Finally feeling positive and joyful about creating and building things for people (Haven't forgot about Dugmor!) and tonight I wanted to get shit done and my internet is FUCKED!!! and I don't even have a vehicle to go work at a 24 hour cafe.

Got to move or get internet installed or something. The internet is so bad right meow I cannot even do any work at all, can't even fuck around and play games or listen to music. Probably going to need like 4 clicks and 5 minutes of waiting to get this post submitted!

As a joke, connect to that connection in Kelowna in the image and post your speeds!

Who has the FASTEST internet on all of GFY?

My grandpappy always used to say: "Internet slow? Pick up a broom and tidy up"
People will legit say that shit someday.

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Huggles

What a weird feeling... but when you're sitting there, staring at a screen for 30 seconds to load, and you feel that sinking feeling... the Internet is such a huge part of you, when it doesn't load, it feels like you want to shit your pants.

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CurrentlySober

Not weird at all - I feel like that 24/7 365, and its fuck all to do with my internet speeds...

Embrace it! Enjoy it! At the very least, try it... You may even find it's an enjoyable new hobby!

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EddyTheDog

I just downgraded mine - I gave in and accepted I didn't need the 2000mbs I had - I always need the best and fastest of everything normally - Perhaps I am finally growing up - lol...

CurrentlySober

When they installed it, the guy said he had never seen someone quite so excited about the upload speed! That's what I got it for! Dont need anything near that down - But up? Exactly what i needed!

Late at night the 'Down' is over a Gig, and the 'Up' hits 110!

Huggles

Holy fuck that is some FAST shit! ^^^^

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CurrentlySober

What a gorgeous upload - 10/10 - Would hit

Huggles

Holy fucking shit my internet is slow compared to you dudes!!!

I have to move... my internet speeds are probably holding me back... no wonder Cursor takes minutes to reply sometimes and times out all the fucking time. I bet I'm probably losing money too by getting billed for shit that isn't loading on my end?

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CyberHustler

Nah bro, that's just another excuse.

I've been successfully cyber hustling since dial-up. I was a minor hogging up the house phone line to sell shit on eBay from my neighborhood 99 cent store (remember those?), starting the bids at $5.

That was just my humble beginnings, you should've seen what happened when I learned how to install chips into cable boxes to get every channel for free and introduced those to eBay. Charging premium shipping and sending book rate 🤣

I ain't super rich, but I'm a millionaire now. Carved my own slice out of the American pie with a 99 cent glass elephant I pretended was hand crafted.

Used geocities to host my shitty potato-pixeled images so I didn't have to pay eBay for that. Took forever for them shits to load. But I did it.

Huggles

Buddy I was unable to even upload a single file for hours yesterday!

Pretty sure I'm just going to move. The internet has been getting worse and Karens are afoot.

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CyberHustler

I ain't rolling with your excuses bro. I've seen you vibe code yourself into oblivion on that internet. I've seen you create entire AI videos on that internet. I've seen you posting on gfy with excuses every day, on that internet. Making music, right there on that very internet. I've seen you playing online video games with your kid, on that very same internet.

I'm never going to support your self-sabotage and lame excuses. Tough love over here bro. Get to work.

JesseQuinn

is online all day/night posting complaints about having no internet

@Huggles, your 'net speeds in Canada are never gonna match some of the screencaps above, CA infrastructure is outdated by global standards. even now in small-town JA my speeds kick ass compared to anything I could ever get up in the freezer back then. still managed to roll with it though

you should buy a notebook and a pen and write a new book long hand titled 'How I Spent Five Years Finding Excuses Not to Work'

maybe that could be a best seller

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Huggles

But I actually do work...

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mechanicvirus

I think we should all have to be forced to use 56K again so I can sell 400x800 picture porn.

Huggles

I remember being like 18 and discovering News Groups porn... and I found this hairy pussy moms group and I was staring at women with the hariest fucking pussies I have ever seen, like... this was before photoshop(I think?)

Anyways, it was intense, like a fucking pubic hair forest on these women.

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HostedinVegas

I can't complain anymore about my net connection.

zerovic

300mbs / 100mbs here. Paying around $30 for it per month.

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Huggles

How is this fucking possible?

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Rochard

My internet is free with our HOA... We pay $136/month, get free Internet, a huge gym, three outdoor pools, and one indoor pool.

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Huggles

^ Wow that's at your home!!! Fucking wow!

Last I checked I think 300mbit download in Canada was like almost $150 a month?! $200 after taxes and fees?!?!!?

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sarettah

if you pay $136/month dues then the internet is not "free", it is part of your dues.

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Kelowna, BC Internet Providers and plans Summary
Number of Internet Service Providers (ISP) 19
Available home internet plans 133 Plans
Average internet plan cost 61.14 /month
Fiber optics availability Yes
Top rated Provider oxio 4.63/5
Kelowna's Internet score (PlanHub.ca proprietary metric) 71 /100

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internet providers and prices kelowna bc

Internet providers in Kelowna, BC: options and pricing

Here's an overview of some internet providers and their price points in Kelowna, BC, based on recent information:

Telus is a major provider in Kelowna, offering a variety of PureFibre plans. They have a 3-year price guarantee on their PureFibre 250 plan starting from $75/month. They also have PureFibre Gigabit and 3 Gigabit plans with varying speeds and prices, with promotional rates for the first two years on some plans. You can also find deals with a 2-year price guarantee, such as 50 Mbps speeds with unlimited data for 24 months, starting at $40/month (price increases after the term).

Shaw (now Rogers Shaw) is another large provider known for its cable internet services in Kelowna, offering various packages to suit different needs. Some users find their internet to be fast and reliable. According to a Reddit user, Shaw also offers a no-contract plan with speeds up to 300 Mbps for $65/month.

Wakey offers a variety of cable internet plans, including a 250 Mbps plan for $69/month, a 1 Gbps plan for $79/month, and a 50 Mbps plan for $50/month. They also offer plans with unlimited data for cheaper prices, such as 5 Mbps for $29/month, 10 Mbps for $35/month, and 25 Mbps for $40/month.

oxio is another option with plans like 50 Mbps cable internet with unlimited usage for $45/month.

TekSavvy is a consumer-friendly option that offers cheap internet plans without sacrificing quality. They have a range of DSL and cable internet options and are known for good customer service.

WRS Web Solutions Inc. provides no-contract internet plans with flexibility and affordability.

CanCom is a local internet provider that uses the Shaw network. They offer various plans, with users reporting prices as low as under $60/month for unlimited data and good service.

ispeed Communications is a local company offering high-speed internet at an affordable price, with plans starting at $39.95 per month.

GETUS Communications offers plans like Starter 10, Moderate 25, Streamer 50, Lightning 75, Lightning 100, Turbo 250, SuperMax 500, GigaMax 1000, and UltraGig 1500, with month-to-month and 1-year plans available. The 1-year plans offer lower rates with price guarantees. For example, the Starter 10 plan is $44/month month-to-month and $29/month with a 1-year plan.

Virgin Plus has unlimited internet plans, including 50 Mbps for $40/month. You can also find plans offering up to 300 Mbps download and 100 Mbps upload speeds for $50/month or even $40/month with limited-time offers. Another plan offers 1 Gbps download and
100 Mbps upload speeds with a limited-time offer of $50/month.

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Huggles

^ I'm in buttfuck, Nowhere near Kelowna in the middle of a farm with mice and marmots everywhere. Telus is the only service provider and they gave me some bullshit runaround on the phone due to my address and it would be more expensive even if they could do it because of how the property is setup. 90% sure I have to move.

$75 for 250 mbits wouldn't be too bad! That's like $60 USD...

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HostedinVegas

AT&T fiber to the house. :-)

sarettah

I asked google ai the same question about buttfuck and it just said "you're fucked".

Sorry about that.

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Huggles

The foil legit sped up my connection.... wish I had that siiiiiiick fiber!

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