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Old 07-16-2009, 10:09 PM   #1
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The Best Fighter Pilot....(must have been amazing)

This came from a gent who runs a 2000 acre corn farm up around Barron WI , not far from Oshkosh .

He used to fly F4Es and F-16s for the Guard and participated in the first Gulf War...
Submitted for your enjoyment, and as a reminder that there are other great, magnificent flyers around besides us.

I went out to plant corn for a bit to finish a field before tomorrow morning and witnessed The Great Battle. A golden eagle - big bastard, about six foot wingspan - flew right in front of the tractor. It was being chased by three crows that were continually dive bombing it and pecking at it. The crows do this because the eagles rob their nests when they find them. At any rate, the eagle banked hard right in one evasive maneuver, then landed in the field about 100 feet from the tractor. This eagle stood about 3 feet tall. The crows all landed too and took up positions around the eagle at 1200 apart, but kept their distance at about 20 feet from the big bird. The eagle would take a couple steps towards one of the crows and they'd hop backwards and forward to keep their distance. Then the reinforcements showed up. I happened to spot the eagle's mate hurtling down out of the sky at what appeared to be approximately Mach 1.5. Just before impact the eagle on the ground took flight, and the three crows which were watching the grounded eagle, also took flight thinking they were going to get in some more pecking on the big bird. The first crow being targeted by the diving eagle never stood a snowball's chance in hell. There was a mid-air explosion of black feathers and that crow was done. The diving eagle then banked hard left in what had to be a 9G climbing turn, using the energy it had accumulated in the dive, and hit crow #2 less than two seconds later. Another crow dead. The grounded eagle, which was now airborne and had an altitude advantage on the remaining crow, which was streaking eastward in full burner, made a short dive then banked hard right when the escaping crow tried to evade the hit. It didn't work - crow #3 bit the dust at about 20 feet altitude. This aerial battle was better than any air show I've been to, including the warbirds show at Oshkosh ! The two eagles ripped the crows apart and ate them on the ground, and as I got closer and closer working my way across the field, I passed within 20 feet of one of them as it ate its catch. It stopped and looked at me as I went by and you could see in the look of that bird that it knew who's Boss Of The Sky. What a beautiful bird!

I love it. Not only did they kill their enemy, they ate them.


Really would be something to see
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Old 07-17-2009, 12:56 AM   #2
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great story RAM
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Old 07-17-2009, 02:16 AM   #3
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thanks for sharing nice one
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Old 07-17-2009, 02:30 AM   #4
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eagles are amazing creatures.

there was a picture of one fighting two crows in mid air on the newspaper, the eagle was flying upside down, great photo.
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Old 07-17-2009, 02:43 AM   #5
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Old 07-17-2009, 02:54 AM   #6
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Old 07-17-2009, 03:05 AM   #7
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Old 07-17-2009, 03:13 AM   #8
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nice story, amazing birds
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Old 07-17-2009, 05:45 AM   #9
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Nice story dude, that must be really awesome..
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Old 07-17-2009, 06:42 AM   #10
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The part with "what appeared to be approximately Mach 1.5." and "This eagle stood about 3 feet tall" makes me question his sobriety, But nice story anyway
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Old 07-17-2009, 06:46 AM   #11
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I always thought the Eagles avoided the crows because they are full of disease? I see the crows bombing at them all the time and the eagles seem to just ignore them
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Old 07-17-2009, 07:09 AM   #12
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Great read,nature's courtesy
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Old 07-17-2009, 07:28 AM   #13
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The part with "what appeared to be approximately Mach 1.5." and "This eagle stood about 3 feet tall" makes me question his sobriety, But nice story anyway
I was born and raised in montana and there are lots of golden eagles where I grew up.
I see bald eagles and golden eagles many, many times a week with my day job(often tiems within 50-100 feet). I can tell you first hand, that a 3 foot tall eagle with a 6 foot wingspan isnt a fabrication. These birds get fucking huge.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Eagle
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I was born and raised in montana and there are lots of golden eagles where I grew up.
I see bald eagles and golden eagles many, many times a week with my day job(often tiems within 50-100 feet). I can tell you first hand, that a 3 foot tall eagle with a 6 foot wingspan isnt a fabrication. These birds get fucking huge.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Eagle
huge, yes indeed. But still dont 3 feet tall. Most likely between one and two feet tall. Still a great story, but no need to exaggerate that much
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I was born and raised in montana and there are lots of golden eagles where I grew up.
I see bald eagles and golden eagles many, many times a week with my day job(often tiems within 50-100 feet). I can tell you first hand, that a 3 foot tall eagle with a 6 foot wingspan isnt a fabrication. These birds get fucking huge.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Eagle
On the beach near Vancouver Canada we were about 200 ft from a massive eagle. It seemed 10 feet tall (but we were kids so who knows)

They do get huge
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Old 07-17-2009, 08:30 AM   #17
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Bird can get bigger that you think, I fly parqagliders and sometimes birds fly with us. There are some HUGE storks up there and they are not afraid at all up there. So 3ft eagle is maybe a little over but they can get very close to that I think.
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That's a good story... and well written.
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Hey RAM,
turned out better for the Eagles than your piloting experience at the Lightspeed Airplane races lol

good to see you around RAM!
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great read, i've always loved eagles but have not yet gotten a chance to see one in person. they must have this glow around them of top bird
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turned out better for the Eagles than your piloting experience at the Lightspeed Airplane races lol

good to see you around RAM!
O'man that was something too !!
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