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bronco67 · 07-01-2010, 11:37 AM

The irony in this thread is truly mind blowing.

martinsc · 07-01-2010, 11:42 AM

DamianJ · 07-01-2010, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

I am still a little confused

A little?

bjlover · 07-01-2010, 11:46 AM

yoos is all rong, is shood be coold "meselfphone"

tranza · 07-01-2010, 11:51 AM

What a useless thread. God.

DamianJ · 07-01-2010, 11:51 AM

This thread delivers.

DamianJ · 07-01-2010, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bjlover

yoos is all rong, is shood be coold "meselfphone"

yourself is right

myself like's you're stile

RazorSharpe · 07-01-2010, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

yourself is right

myself like's you're stile

wonder if we should start calling you dAmian. Does the lowercase d take on mystical properties and give your name a whole new pronunciation? Let's try this:

dAmian, you're stile is not write and myself have called you out on this factoid! Either accept it!

ArsewithClass · 07-01-2010, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrissyElise

Apple has incorrectly named their products.

They named the "i" years back with the iMac. Which is definatly past not present. Also Apple is not 1 but a few members of... They has??? no, They have, Sorry KrissyElise FAIL

As origionally quoted "Apple have incorrectly named their products".

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens

i think they should have called it the "myselfphone"

Thats witty

But then apple would have called it a "myselfPhone"

Quote:

Originally Posted by RazorSharpe

wonder if we should start calling you dAmian. Does the lowercase d take on mystical properties and give your name a whole new pronunciation? Let's try this:

dAmian, you're stile is not write and myself have called you out on this factoid! Either accept it!

Call him WEASEL. All in capital letters.

Quoted from one of his blogs "I recently read some marketing advice aimed at porn companies where they suggest you research your competition (good idea) then in your adveritisng they suggest you trash your competition"

& Weasel is in adveritsng

baddog · 07-01-2010, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

All of the Apple products, iTunes, iPhone, iPad & iPod are all spealt with the little "i". This should be pronounced similar to the "I" in "sim". An "I" pronounced "eye" is always a capital.

Wikipedia show the "iPhone" as "IPhone" in their url.

Truthfully, Apple have incorrectly named their products

How do you pronounce "irony?"

RazorSharpe · 07-01-2010, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

They named the "i" years back with the iMac. Which is definatly past not present. Also Apple is not 1 but a few members of... They has??? no, They have, Sorry KrissyElise FAIL

As origionally quoted "Apple have incorrectly named their products".

Thats witty

But then apple would have called it a "myselfPhone"

Call him WEASEL. All in capital letters.

Quoted from one of his blogs "I recently read some marketing advice aimed at porn companies where they suggest you research your competition (good idea) then in your adveritisng they suggest you trash your competition"

& Weasel is in adveritsng

shutup; you're a kNob! So he made a spelling mistake, what's the big deal? Every single one of your posts is brimming with errors.

NETbilling · 07-01-2010, 12:31 PM

Does it really matter since they are taking over the world?

DamianJ · 07-01-2010, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

They named the "i" years back with the iMac.

Wow. You learned something today. Well done. So this thread is not a total waste of everyone's time.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Also Apple is not 1 but a few members of... They has???

Fucking brilliant. So brilliant I put it on the aRsewithcLass twitter feed.

DamianJ · 07-01-2010, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RazorSharpe

wonder if we should start calling you dAmian. Does the lowercase d take on mystical properties and give your name a whole new pronunciation? Let's try this:

dAmian, you're stile is not write and myself have called you out on this factoid! Either accept it!

yourself made me larf so much a litle bit of wee came out

Jon Oso · 07-01-2010, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

haha.... yes yes, nice one

At the same time, Im not criticizing Apple, just speaking of a fact. With this "i" can make a many mistakes as "i" want & should'nt have a worry

I have an iPhone, so I have nothing against Apple..... Do you not agree though. The name should either have been Iphone.

Dude, it's the NAME of something. There are also things like "Silent t's" like in Monet ...

Here's what will ruin your entire thought process behind the "i vs I."

Actually that last sentence did it for me. See if you can catch it!

DamianJ · 07-01-2010, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by RazorSharpe

shutup; you're a kNob! So he made a spelling mistake, what's the big deal? Every single one of your posts is brimming with errors.

Now now. Gary left school at 16 and doesn't understand grammar, punctuation or humanity in general. He thinks a typo on a blog is in someway like finding pics of me fucking a 6 year old. He is REALLY enjoying thinking he somehow has one up on me because he found one typo on my blog.

Don't take that away from him.

KrissyElise · 07-01-2010, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

They named the "i" years back with the iMac. Which is definatly past not present. Also Apple is not 1 but a few members of... They has??? no, They have, Sorry KrissyElise FAIL

In past tense a group of people HAVE and one person or a company HAS.
I do not agree that Apple HAS incorrectly named their products.

If we are talking present:
Apple is incorrectly naming their products. If you want a group of people you would say:
Apple employees ARE incorrectly naming their products.

ArseWithClass has been amazing the masses with his stupidity for years.

PAST
Singular: ArseWithClass has been amazing the masses with his stupidity for years.
Plural: ArseWithClass and his trolls have been amazing the masses with their stupidity for years.

PRESENT
Singular: ArseWithClass is amazing the masses with his stupidity.
Plural: ArseWithClass and his trolls are amazing the masses with their stupidity.

FUTURE
Singular: ArseWithClass will amaze the masses with his stupidity for years to come.
Plural: ArseWithClass and his trolls will amaze the masses with their stupidity for years to come.

DamianJ · 07-01-2010, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrissyElise

In past tense a group of people HAVE and one person or a company HAS.
I do not agree that Apple HAS incorrectly named their products.

If we are talking present:
Apple is incorrectly naming their products. If you want a group of people you would say:
Apple employees ARE incorrectly naming their products.

ArseWithClass has been amazing the masses with his stupidity for years.

PAST
Singular: ArseWithClass has been amazing the masses with his stupidity for years.
Plural: ArseWithClass and his trolls have been amazing the masses with their stupidity for years.

PRESENT
Singular: ArseWithClass is amazing the masses with his stupidity.
Plural: ArseWithClass and his trolls are amazing the masses with their stupidity.

FUTURE
Singular: ArseWithClass will amaze the masses with his stupidity for years to come.
Plural: ArseWithClass and his trolls will amaze the masses with their stupidity for years to come.

What Gary understood from above:

<charlie brown's teacher's voice>
Waaah waaaaah waaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Waaah waaaaah waaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Waaah waaaaah waaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

</charlie brown's teacher's voice>

KrissyElise · 07-01-2010, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

They named the "i" years back with the iMac. Which is definatly past not present. Also Apple is not 1 but a few members of... They has??? no, They have, Sorry KrissyElise FAIL

As origionally quoted "Apple have incorrectly named their products".

Apple is a company. ONE COMPANY, not many.

If Apple employees were spoken of, then yes, Apple employees have incorrectly named their product. You were referring to Apple as a singular company. Therefore if your statement was correct it would read:

As originally quoted "Apple has incorrectly named their products".

ArsewithClass · 07-01-2010, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

How do you pronounce "irony?"

Fair play... Is the "i" not said "I" because of the vowel "o" in the middle of the word? Ask an English language teacher & not myself please.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

aRsewithcLass twitter feed.

I couldnt learn a thing from your grammer Weasel. Have you not noticed your cock up on your blog. I think you say that your in Adverisnging or something or other... You fucking weasel!

Following myself around like a little lost attention seeking puppy!

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrissyElise

In past tense a group of people HAVE and one person or a company HAS.
I do not agree that Apple HAS incorrectly named their products.

If we are talking present:
Apple is incorrectly naming their products. If you want a group of people you would say:
Apple employees ARE incorrectly naming their products.

PRESENT
Singular: ArseWithClass is amazing the masses with his stupidity.
Plural: ArseWithClass and his trolls are amazing the masses with their stupidity.

FUTURE
Singular: ArseWithClass will amaze the masses with his stupidity for years to come.
Plural: ArseWithClass and his trolls will amaze the masses with their stupidity for years to come.

Check my threads, check my posts.. no trolling from myself!

Your just pissed because you tried to troll the thread with some incompitent comment. I dont have to correct grammer, Im stating a fact that Iphone should be spelt like this rather than iPhone. I have one... Take a chill pill

I was talking of Apple as a group, so they "have". Dont worry about an appology. Its ok

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

And yet this mammal would be more welcome in my pool than a dirty rotten weasel like you

DamianJ · 07-01-2010, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrissyElise

Apple is a company. ONE COMPANY, not many.

If Apple employees were spoken of, then yes, Apple employees have incorrectly named their product. You were referring to Apple as a singular company. Therefore if your statement was correct it would read:

As originally quoted "Apple has incorrectly named their products".

ArsewithClass · 07-01-2010, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrissyElise

Apple is a company. ONE COMPANY, not many.

If Apple employees were spoken of, then yes, Apple employees have incorrectly named their product. You were referring to Apple as a singular company. Therefore if your statement was correct it would read:

As originally quoted "Apple has incorrectly named their products".

To begin, why the fuck has this thread turned into a spelling bee???

I was pointing out a simple fact that iPhone should be Iphone.

I was also speaking about the company as the whole firm which have many working for them. A few people decide on the workings & the few directors manage decisions. They have, Apple have, what ever...

Why oh why would you not just either say, no, I like iPhone or no, your probably right & it could have or should have been Iphone etc.

SGS · 07-01-2010, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

No, as does spelling iPhone. Iphone is correct, but still your only from the mongrel pad of British forums. The lies, the enjoyment of slapping a guy between a few of you..... Nice bully... sit down bully.

You really don't do this "forum promo thing" very well do you?

baddog · 07-01-2010, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Fair play... Is the "i" not said "I" because of the vowel "o" in the middle of the word? Ask an English language teacher & not myself please.

I am sorry, but WTF? It looks like English, but I do not have a clue what it means.

ArsewithClass · 07-01-2010, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

Go & sort your blog out you silly boy.

Hey Weasel, have you added to your twitter account that Natalie & I have just finished another scene & also relax around the pool most days running camshows

Go & sort your spelling mistakes on your blog.... go on weasel, off you go

ArsewithClass · 07-01-2010, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGS

You really don't do this "forum promo thing" very well do you?

SGS, If I am not mistaken, you have come into this thread because Weasel said to take a look at this. If I am wrong, appologies from myself. I noticed Weasel coming on strong, the pratt he is & maybe jumped the gun being a little heavy to you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I am sorry, but WTF? It looks like English, but I do not have a clue what it means.

I was explaining that the word "irony" that you said, how about how this is pronouced is spoken as irony with the i because of the vowel in the middle. The o

ottopottomouse · 07-01-2010, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

How do you pronounce "irony?"

eye-ron-eee

DamianJ · 07-01-2010, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

I couldnt* learn a thing from your grammer* Weasel*. Have you not noticed your cock up on your blog. I think you say that your* in Adverisnging

Your* just pissed because you tried to troll the thread with some incompitent* comment. I dont* have to correct grammer*, Im* stating a fact that Iphone* should be spelt like this rather than iPhone.

*couldn't
*grammar
*weasel
*you're
*you're (again)
*incompetent
*don't
*grammar
*I'm
*iPhone

DamianJ · 07-01-2010, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

To begin, why the fuck has this thread turned into a spelling bee???

Because you are very very bad at grammar. Every sentence you every write has a mistake in it. And you started a thread criticising someone else's grammar.

And you were wrong in your criticism.

HTH

dAmian

DamianJ · 07-01-2010, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGS

You really don't do this "forum promo thing" very well do you?

Is there anything he does well?

baddog · 07-01-2010, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

I was explaining that the word "irony" that you said, how about how this is pronouced is spoken as irony with the i because of the vowel in the middle. The o

Are you pronouncing it eye-rony or ear-rony?

DamianJ · 07-01-2010, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Are you pronouncing it eye-rony or ear-rony?

I'm pronouncing it GARYISREALLYSTUPID

HTH Lloyd

ArsewithClass · 07-01-2010, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

Because you are very very bad at grammar. Every sentence you every write has a mistake in it. And you started a thread criticising someone else's grammar.

And you were wrong in your criticism.

HTH

dAmian

Weasel, go & sort your blog out. A comma goes between the "very, very" &

Every sentence I every write???? WTF! Get out

I told you, Im not here to get the grammar right, im here saying that apple products should have been Iphone, Ipad, Imac etc. This is not a person in GFY, its a large company paying millions to get it right.

Go & sort your grammar on your blogs. Seriously... you are not in "adervterisng" as you put it

FAIL

ArsewithClass · 07-01-2010, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

I'm pronouncing it GARYISREALLYSTUPID

HTH Lloyd

Seriously! You write blogs pretending to be Natalie or myself.... Look in the mirror & maybe read my latest comments http://www.twitter.com/gspotproduction

Maybe you need a decent girl to bring you off once a week

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

Every sentence you every write has a mistake in it.

Weasel, this has not been edited or every it has????? Mother fucker!

Go find a woman, settle down, have a child & get a life

CurrentlySober · 07-01-2010, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens

i think they should have called it the "myselfphone"

DamianJ · 07-01-2010, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

read my latest comments http://www.twitter.com/gspotproduction

And I quote:

Weve been filming around the pool with a lovely black fella. Damn, love a big hard black cock down my throat ;) Hope you like the new scene!

Hope you had fun sucking off the black guy. Really, even on my worst days I wouldn't have written that you had turned gay and sucked off black cock.

I mean, I live in the gay capital of the UK, I am cool with the gays, but I just didn't think you would come out in such a public way. And with such a big black cock.

I am pleased for you. Must be a relief.

DamianJ · 07-01-2010, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Im not here to get the grammar right

So much is obvious.

bronco67 · 07-01-2010, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

To begin, why the fuck has this thread turned into a spelling bee???

I was pointing out a simple fact that iPhone should be Iphone.

I was also speaking about the company as the whole firm which have many working for them. A few people decide on the workings & the few directors manage decisions. They have, Apple have, what ever...

Why oh why would you not just either say, no, I like iPhone or no, your probably right & it could have or should have been Iphone etc.

No one likes a spelling Nazi, but when you are pointing out "grammAR" problems, it's probably best not to formulate the post and thread title in the writing style of Tarzan. It should also be the one time of the year when you at least spell check, if spelling correctly is not your usual thing.

You're walking right into it....

ArsewithClass · 07-01-2010, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

No one likes a spelling Nazi, but when you are pointing out "grammAR" problems, it's probably best not to formulate the post and thread title in the writing style of Tarzan. It should also be the one time of the year when you at least spell check, if spelling correctly is not your usual thing.

You're walking right into it....

It wasnt the grammer. It was more the point to the grammer. Why would a multi million, or trillion company, not do a capital "I"? Straight forward

KrissyElise · 07-01-2010, 04:04 PM

Having a memorable product name is huge in marketing. They did just that . Everyone knows what an iPhone is. There is no "point to the grammar." This is not a grammar discussion at all. Are you one to tell me "Why didn't your mother name you Alyse?" It's a name. There are no rules on what you can name things/people.

ArsewithClass · 07-01-2010, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrissyElise

Having a memorable product name is huge in marketing. They did just that . Everyone knows what an iPhone is. There is no "point to the grammar." This is not a grammar discussion at all. Are you one to tell me "Why didn't your mother name you Alyse?" It's a name. There are no rules on what you can name things/people.

? I would have said your "i" is said as "eye" in "Elise" because of the "e" after the "s"???

Agreed with the marketing & that the imac, iphone & ipad have been fantastic marketing products & the i has worked. Its only a thread, its only a thought... Chill

GrouchyAdmin · 07-01-2010, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens

i think they should have called it the "myselfphone"

That's about the only person you can call with this new one.

will76 · 07-01-2010, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

All of the Apple products, iTunes, iPhone, iPad & iPod are all spealt with the little "i". This should be pronounced similar to the "I" in "sim". An "I" pronounced "eye" is always a capital.

Wikipedia show the "iPhone" as "IPhone" in their url.

Truthfully, Apple have incorrectly named their products

.......

DamianJ · 07-02-2010, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

? I would have said your "i" is said as "eye" in "Elise" because of the "e" after the "s"???

Huh?

You think her name is pronounced E-Lice?

Brilliant.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Its only a thread, its only a thought... Chill

Aww, are you getting annoyed with every single person in this thread laughing at your stupidity?

ArsewithClass · 07-02-2010, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

Huh?

You think her name is pronounced E-Lice?

Brilliant.

Aww, are you getting annoyed with every single person in this thread laughing at your stupidity?

Need I say more?

Not lice, or should I say nit lice....

Weasel, The sound of laughing, that you hear, is that of the world at you! Look in the mirror.

uno · 07-02-2010, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

Please link to a site that explains how capitalisation changes pronunciation.

Polish, polish. :D

papill0n · 07-02-2010, 02:17 AM

im embarrased

ArsewithClass · 07-02-2010, 02:24 AM

i Am too. No need to b conserned with rulz, regs, grama & wot peeple fink, if we folo apple.

DamianJ · 07-02-2010, 02:36 AM

ArsewithClass · 07-02-2010, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

Because you are very very bad at grammar. Every sentence you every write has a mistake in it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Look in the mirror.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

i rite agane, look in de miraw

Weasel, you only came on this thread with a childlike ignorance. Maybe that is just you. Instead of having a simple conversation you have to find reason for sarcasm.

Compared to other threads, this thread was straight forward & has a simple valid point.

I shall repeat it... Years ago, Apple decided to use a small i for their products. Why they didnt use a capital is beyond myself when it should be. Iphone, Imac, Ipad & Ipod.

Simple thread made bad by a couple of people from gFY.....

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