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Hummm I don't think it should get to your head. At the end of the day you are only who YOU are and nothing else.
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Very interesting Ray!
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Weird coincidence is that I have collected Roman artifacts for years and have a HUGE collection of coins, rings, jewelry, military medals, lamps, vases, and small statues through a personal connection in Turkey. Strange indeed. ![]() |
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Julius Ceasar may be your great grand pop, but not because of Ancestry.com
60 generations having 2 kids each means 2^60 people are also descendants of Ceasar, and everyone else alive 2000 years ago. 2^60 = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 people There's only 7,000,000,000 population, so practically everyone is a descendant of Julius Ceasar. Unless you're living in a remote pygmy village then yes you are the descendant of J. C. |
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What a nonsense.
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The thing I cannot get my head around is that I can be related by blood to both Julius Caesar AND Constantine the great, and yet Constantine the Great was not blood related to Julius Caesar...The Professor explained it to me and it made sense but it's all so confusing. ![]() |
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And lets not forget that there is a split in the tree there...Arrius Antonius Piso's mother was the great Grandaughter of King Herrod the Great! So I am Jewish also...
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Probability theory tells us, however, that if Jesus had any children, his biological line would almost certainly have either died out after relatively few generations, or else would have grown exponentially so that many millions of people alive today would be direct descendants of Jesus. Of course, this is not a special trait of Jesus' descendants. If Julius Caesar's children and their descendants had not died out, then many millions of people alive today could claim themselves Caesar's descendants. The same can be said of the evil Caligula and of countless anonymous people living 2000 years ago. It is not impossible to have just a few descendants after 2000 years, but the likelihood is less than minuscule. The research behind these conclusions, growing out of a subdiscipline of probability theory known as branching theory, is part of the work of Joseph Chang, a Yale statistician, and Steve Olson, author of "Mapping Human History: Genes, Race, and Our Common Origins." Going back another millennium, we can state something even more astonishing. If anyone alive in 1000 B.C. has any present day descendants, then we would all be among them. That is, we are descended from all the Europeans, Asians, Africans and others who lived 3,000 years ago and have descendants living today. Consider the implications for future generations. If you have children and if your biological line doesn't die out, then every human being on earth 2,000 or 3,000 years from now would be your direct descendant. http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/sto...2019650&page=1 |
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i guess this makes up for mobbucks!
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I guess I would be pissed if I were you Ray, having been cut out of the will and all...
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So you are related to Thomas Clark interesting.. He was a CIA man you know.
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i bet if you someone else looked up their family tree, the exact same shit would show up.
http://www.google.ca/#hl=en&source=h...9b471408e2eb77
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careful with that knife brutus!!!
cool beans...i imagine a lot of people have ties that go back that far what was the worlds population then? very few blood lines make it to the future |
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Read here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesar_(title) Caesar (plural Caesars; Latin: Caesar, plural: Caesares) is a title of imperial character. It derives from the cognomen of Julius Caesar, the Roman dictator. The change from being a familial name to an imperial title can be loosely dated to AD 68/69, the so-called "Year of the Four Emperors". |
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Every mother with a C section scar is going to punch you, hehe.
Interesting family tree, congrats.
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I ain't related to no dirty terrorist!!!
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Technically King Herod the Great wasn't a Jew in anything but self-proclamation. In the traditional sense (bloodline) he was not a Jew.
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they back traced it
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![]() Yeah, genalogic research can certainly turn up some interesting things. I ran extensive searches a few years ago and ended up pissing off most of my extended family. See the guy who first came over from Germany was named Joseph XXXXX. This is how he was recorded when he hit Ellis Island in the mid 19th Century. He was known as Reb Joseph before he left Regensburg, Germany. One of my relatives asked if the "Reb" meant that he was on the Confederate side of things in the Civil War and I had to break the news to them that "Reb" meant that he was a Rabbi! Seems at that time it was politically more expedient, potentially more profitable and easier to get through the immigration process if one declared to be anything but a Jew, so the guy declared to be a Catholic but I found out that they practiced Judaism at home, appearing Catholic in public well into the 20th Century. Jews didn't get on well in Western Kansas in the 1860s, you see and were not really accepted by the already strong German Catholic community there.
My findings upset some of the relatives to the extreme when they found out that they were all really closet Jews! A couple of them still won't speak to me and deny the validity of my findings. Letters from surviving relatives in Germany however have since confirmed my earlier research. I simply reply, "Just the facts, Ma'am!" Sally. |
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I was raised a Mormon, so always had my Book of Remembrance to trace my family tree and read accounts of my ancestors crossing the Mormon Trail and who they lived, travelled, played, etc.
I've always been fascinated with genealogy from reading from the book. The last time I read it was probably 25 years ago, so don't remember all of it, but know it went back about 10 generations. I'd been thinking of giving ancestory.coma try. I don't care about going back as far as the Julius Caesar years, but still going back a couple hundred years.
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That said, Wikipedia is not a credible source for historical data. In fact, it's loaded with misinformation. You might as well list Santa Claus as a reference next time you're looking for a job.
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funniest thing I've heard all day
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so no one else got their ancestry?
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I'm Jesus great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandson.
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hail ceaser
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I don't remember my ancestry in detail... but I do remember a little about the British side. We go back during the dark ages, have a Knight in the family, a painting of him, his sword and a few other things. Our family history goes well past that period, but tracking it is next to impossible.
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crack kills
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Genetically speaking, you have about 1 DNA molecule of Ceasar's blood.
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I started it, bit of a pain in the ass. The correct way is to put the women's maiden names, but it only links you to the records if you put their married names.
I think one of my cousins already took the time to map out most of it so I'll probably hit him up later to see if there's a way to link to or import his tree so I don't have to do it all from scratch. Be interesting to see if I get a similar notable name "win back" offer. ![]() |
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It seems like you are more of a clerk than royalty - you have a lot of clarke (as clarkes finden writen in theyr bokes) clerk, etc. So for 10 generations your family was scribbling away.
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If you use the bible as a reference, we all come from Adam and Eve, we're all a bunch of inbreeds.
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